THE FUCKED IT UP

THE FUCKED IT UP

BOYCOTT CRASH

>adding unnecessary details just because they can to the point where it becomes ruined
seems like a normal remaster to me
they're never good

REmake was good, if not better than the original.

ooooooooooHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNEW THEY WOULD FUCK UP NOW THEY FUCKED UP

Modern games are mistake, what's the point of all those "details" when the lighting looks off and has mostly no shadows making it look awkward.
Even the PS1 version looks nicer to the eye then the washed out shit in the screenshot

REmake is an actual remake. It was also made by the same guy who made the original.

>In the original hand is in the SECOND hole between two bars
>Remaster has the hand in the FIRST hole, between a bar and bricks
WHY DO THEY KEEP FUCKING UP.
ONE
FUCKING
JOB

eh thats all fine

I think OP is talking about the enemy

>Unnecessary Detail
>Just shows a fucking guy who was already there to begin with
>B-B-BUT IT WAS SCARY

I just don't even know what's wrong with this place anymore.

the original appears to be some sort of creature, the arm doesn't look human and the fingers look like claws

Real talk here: Crash Bandicoot was never good.

I'm more pissed that whoever is in charge of brick/stone landscaping is colorblind.

Why did they make those things people? I always thought they were just more mutant animals like a rat or something.

meme talk

you're never good

there's better flow now, before it looked stupid how the bricks were lighter and a different colour than the wall

You never liking it doesn't equal that the actual game is shit

Creepy monster turns into ugly old guy with too few fingers, yeah, good, great improvement!

I wasn't going to buy this train wreck anyway.

Crash looks stupid with his new character model.

is that slippery climb or stormy ascent

It was okay, but it was usually driven by OST and aesthetic.

Mechanically it was janky by design and way too conservative for the gimmicks it rolled out.

It's so you can easily tell where the platforms are you jackass. Holy shit, design 101.

are you guys memeing or genuinely upset? at least this nigga didn't end up like conker

fuck off tard, if you need help because you can't see doesn't mean everyone else needs that handicap as well you underage fuckhead. It's basically handholding

I'm pretty sure everyone is overreacting, it actually looks pretty good. Seems like most people are blinded by nostalgia

The remake also has this really fucking ugly blurring that makes it unplayable.

Make me, nigga

Vicarious Visions just doesn't get it. Stylistically, Crash was designed around the triangular low-polygon aesthetic. Leave it to these third-rate developers to disrespect the original vision.

What was it that tipped you off?
The furrybait models or the fact that the franchise has been dead for nearing two decades?

That's the biggest difference between Crash, Spyro, Sly Cooper sequels and remakes over something like Resident Evil.

Resident Evil could only benefit from a modern haulover. Adding too much detail to any of these animal mascot platformers is only going to make them look retarded at best.

>regular looking humans in Crash Bandicoot

fuck sake

Retard weeb was too young to play Crash, huh?

i agree. same with pokemon desu, its all nostalgia

Does that thing look regular to you?

This.
If you look closely on the bottom picture you can see how the arm starts right under the eye, this does not conform to human physiology, add to that the claw like arm with four fingers you can only imagine the horror that lurks behind those bars and what your fate will be if it grabs you.
Compared to the remake in which the worst case is that you get buttraped by an inmate and then let go

in comparison to the likes of cortex and brio, definitely

there's also the lab assistants but they're just robots/clones anyway

yeah but OP's pic looks pretty good

what would you change? (Asides from the enemy that is)

Wow, that actually sucks. Why do devs always have an obsession with fucking up things that already work?

Here's the interview that came with OPs image.

I'd personally give it that greenish color it had in the originals.

>I'd personally give it that greenish color it had in the originals.

but what does that have to do with "triangular low polygon aesthetic" its just a colour change

I think it's a nice idea to have people in captivity under Cortex but it needs to look more creepy.

Oh I'm not the same guy, just posting what I'd improve

Ah so it seems that N Sane is PS4 exclusive. Ah well, looks like Sony wins again.

upboated

Because they see greatness and they want to add their own flair to it, not understanding what they're doing. It's pretty common.

well yeah it's activison but i'm most definitely not fucking boycotting even though i barely give a shit about crash

i'm doing whatever it takes to get those fucks to bring spyro trilogy to ps4 and if me pre-ordering crash makes it more likely then so be it

Seriously? Just emulate it.

nah

i want to replay spyro with trophy support lol

>the original creature has a claw and no form, only glowing eyes
>NEW!Crash version is some big fat fingered old guy
Totally the same. Fuck off.

>They could have made it exactly like before, there wouldn't even be any more effort that might be unneeded
>No, we're going to make this enemy stand out, it's definitely a old prisoner man in there :^) gotta show everyone how nice we can make the game look even if it doesn't correspond to the original concept

one job

I know it's one bloody enemy, but why go through the extra effort, are they even sure that's how it even looks? This is almost as frustrating as Crash's forced fuzz clearly meant to show realistic fur just because.

Shame that even though they're trying to go for the whole realism-cartoon mesh thing, they didn't even bother adding fucking mold, which makes the place Crash is in for instance look like fucking plastic.

THEY FUCKING RUINED IT!!

>think the old guy looks comparatively dumb
>realise that I'd probably spend less than a second on that platform and forget about it
>already know I'm about to read 40+ replies of autistic screeching

And I'm gonna do it anyway!

Why would Cortex have people locked up in his castle?
I thought he was doing his experiments on those islands specifically because all but one of them were uninhabited.

Uh.

>The scientists
>Neo Cortex
>N. Brio
>Papu Papu

they're all human, ya know

>regular looking humans
Not that the prisoner looks human.

Human experimentations?

So what's the point of this remaster? The originals still exist and they look better.

Doesn't explain why he wouldn't just get rid of them rather than keep them around.

This

>Oh it has to be a prisoner because Cortex has prisoners, right?
>Human ones?
>and he's kinda old because...he's been there a while?
>Cortex has kept human prisoners in his old as fuck castle?
>But he's also a mutant?

They tried too hard and overthought it, but also didn't think about it at all.

The fact that's clearly this withered old guy with a long beard makes it even more confusing.
How long could they have been there when Cortex himself doesn't even seem that old?

Cortex is fairly old i think, and being in prison and underfed maybe made his hair grow greyer

Could be a rival scientist locked up for being too good?

Putting them on modern consoles and to justify a price hike instead of just emulating it.

>The fucked it up
Maybe I would understand you if you typed in proper English you fucking retard.

I mean we can spitball all we like but there's really no good explanation for it.
It being just a spooky claw-handed thing with yellow eyes reaching out from a dungeon window lets you imagine what the hell could be in there.
Making it obviously human, albeit with one enormous arm, just makes people like us wonder why.

Makes me glad no Spyro Remaster is made yet

Crash deserves this treatment

spyro did not deserve the skylanders or 6th gen treatment

They should have made it an anthro rat man, slashing at Crash out of madness or maybe jealousy as he was the prototype-crash.

Then they can keep the claws and yellow eyes

>beloved place in our hearts
do you have that interview snippet from around when TLoU was released that said they had moved on from games like these because they felt they were too childish and had grown too much as a studio?

That's the whole point of yellow eyes in the darkness and a vague arm, it can be whatever you think it is.
That and low processing cost.

I think the prisoner really increases the spookyness of the original game. Before it was merely a disembodied hand with some eyes which was kinda eh. Now there's a whole lot more to to it. And just imagine the death animation as well

You do realise that naughty dog isn't making this game?

From mysterious monster to lanky old man. Why did they do this?

Why does Cortex keep old men imprisoned in his castle?

There is literally nothing wrong with this.

see

As someone who grew up playing Crash Bandicoot and has played through 1-3, crash bash, and CTR on numerous occasions. Who the hell cares?

You guys are so petty over the most trivial shit.

It's just like localizers in translating stuff, they want to be creators when they're not suited for it, and try to insert their own """creativity""" where it's not necessary or warrented.

>NoA censors panties
>Sup Forums makes dozens of daily hate threads for years

>Sony censors content that actually changes the game atmosphere
>no one bats an eye

repeat after me: it's ok when sony does it

Is this the equivalent of changing Twink to a luma?

So play the original instead then. Nothing about it is changed. They're not forcing you to buy the remake.

>They removed the only on playstation tag

>t-then don't buy it

it changes nothing idiot go sperg on something else

>The scientists

You mean fucker and motherfucker?

>the scientists
sounds like someone never made it to the hidden level in Warped.

fixed that shit image for you

No game has ever been good.

>You've done this most of your adult life

literal autism if you care this much

go get checked

>all these faggots unironically indifferent to their icon getting butchered while choking on dick

I don't understand. Are we pretending to hate this?

>it's ok to get raped if it's just the tip, they wouldn't go deeper

>yellow eyes, hands look like they have claws
>nu devs assume that is an old man with long puffy fingertips

This is why you cannot trust anybody anywhere anytime.

Crash is a good 3d platformer on its own, I say this as a guy that played through 1 to 3 for the first time just a few years ago.
Pokemon on the other hand is literally babbys first RPG and has no appeal to anyone beyond children and nostalgiafags

What was censored?

I did not. still want to read that interview again though.

Crash's BBC(big bandicoot cock)

Nobody will ever accept Crash was a take on Donkey 3D, and it far surpassed it, not that it took much.

they changed the spooky monster for a friendly old man so children don't get scared, if such a minor detail was an issue for them they'll definitely get rid of the crazy death animations

Is this guy an old man too?

Or, it's just their limitations graphically at the time, they didn't want to additionally animate somebody who'd be partially scene in the wall.
See above, they're going with what they intended it to be and you're complaining it's not what you imagined it was.

I didnt know there were crash games that featured something other than running in the opposite direction that the camera faced