>remaking the same thread but upside down. This is truly a new low for insecure Nintendrones.
Nathan Wright
The original was such BS this is just pottery
Jeremiah Russell
Link?
Levi Ortiz
120 SHRINES THAT HAVE ONE GIMMICK PUZZLE >106 (ONE HUNDRED AND SIX) RECOLORS OF ENEMIES/WILDLIFE, ONLY 15 UNIQUE ENEMIES IN THE ENTIRE GAME 120 SHRINES THAT HAVE ONE GIMMICK PUZZLE >106 (ONE HUNDRED AND SIX) RECOLORS OF ENEMIES/WILDLIFE, ONLY 15 UNIQUE ENEMIES IN THE ENTIRE GAME 120 SHRINES THAT HAVE ONE GIMMICK PUZZLE >106 (ONE HUNDRED AND SIX) RECOLORS OF ENEMIES/WILDLIFE, ONLY 15 UNIQUE ENEMIES IN THE ENTIRE GAME 120 SHRINES THAT HAVE ONE GIMMICK PUZZLE >106 (ONE HUNDRED AND SIX) RECOLORS OF ENEMIES/WILDLIFE, ONLY 15 UNIQUE ENEMIES IN THE ENTIRE GAME 120 SHRINES THAT HAVE ONE GIMMICK PUZZLE >106 (ONE HUNDRED AND SIX) RECOLORS OF ENEMIES/WILDLIFE, ONLY 15 UNIQUE ENEMIES IN THE ENTIRE GAME 120 SHRINES THAT HAVE ONE GIMMICK PUZZLE >106 (ONE HUNDRED AND SIX) RECOLORS OF ENEMIES/WILDLIFE, ONLY 15 UNIQUE ENEMIES IN THE ENTIRE GAME 120 SHRINES THAT HAVE ONE GIMMICK PUZZLE >106 (ONE HUNDRED AND SIX) RECOLORS OF ENEMIES/WILDLIFE, ONLY 15 UNIQUE ENEMIES IN THE ENTIRE GAME 120 SHRINES THAT HAVE ONE GIMMICK PUZZLE >106 (ONE HUNDRED AND SIX) RECOLORS OF ENEMIES/WILDLIFE, ONLY 15 UNIQUE ENEMIES IN THE ENTIRE GAME 120 SHRINES THAT HAVE ONE GIMMICK PUZZLE >106 (ONE HUNDRED AND SIX) RECOLORS OF ENEMIES/WILDLIFE, ONLY 15 UNIQUE ENEMIES IN THE ENTIRE GAME 120 SHRINES THAT HAVE ONE GIMMICK PUZZLE >106 (ONE HUNDRED AND SIX) RECOLORS OF ENEMIES/WILDLIFE, ONLY 15 UNIQUE ENEMIES IN THE ENTIRE GAME 120 SHRINES THAT HAVE ONE GIMMICK PUZZLE >106 (ONE HUNDRED AND SIX) RECOLORS OF ENEMIES/WILDLIFE, ONLY 15 UNIQUE ENEMIES IN THE ENTIRE GAME 120 SHRINES THAT HAVE ONE GIMMICK PUZZLE >106 (ONE HUNDRED AND SIX) RECOLORS OF ENEMIES/WILDLIFE, ONLY 15 UNIQUE ENEMIES IN THE ENTIRE GAME
Literally the same could be said about Fallout: New Vegas.
Ya Jew
Luis Kelly
I love dad jokes
Evan Gomez
keep lying to yourself bro
Adam Morgan
The usual.
Boring open world, Ubisoft towers, no enemy variety and so on. Journos love that shit.
Leo Martinez
damn, i guess horizon really is the zelda killer
Levi Fisher
Everyone is talking about how it is the exact opposite of that. The world is packed with content, puzzles, etc.
Asher Watson
So is FF15 and every other open world game according to them.
Jaxon Sullivan
>fucking >kek
Levi Kelly
you must be living in bizzaro world then. this game is bland, empty boring mediocrity. it's not even bad enough to shitpost, it's just extremely mediocre.
Justin Torres
can you link some streams? are they on twitch?
Easton Evans
Look, it's fine to have a dick up your bum, but you doN,t have to go parade around with it
Andrew Reyes
>This sweet sweet butthurt >smuganimeface.jpg
How does it feel to be on the wrong side of history?
Chase White
How many dungeons and unique enemies does Skyrim have? Genuinely curious
Andrew Walker
Have you not watched any of the game footage at all? Or do you just professionally shitpost for the shekels?
>There are people out there who say mario 3 is shit >There are people out there who say OoT is shit >There are people out there who think Godot is a horrible prosecutor in Phoenix Wright > there are people out there who claim to enjoy sticker star
There are always those contrarians who will shitpost anything popular just becuase of some strange animalistic instinct. That's what's happening right now. A few loud voices are trying to scream out against the dominate narrative being created, which is that BOTW is just as good as all the 100's of hours of gameplay footage we've already seen. It is the GOTY, GOTD, maybe GOAT.
William Thompson
Degeneracy is never a joke.
Spray and Neuter your neighboorhood nigger.
Anthony Bell
HOLY FUCK JUST GOT THAT MUTHA FUCKIN HYLAIN SHIELD
WE HYLIAN NOWWWW
Hudson James
The Sticker Star thing isn't a good point to bring up as BoTW's equipment degrading is quite similar to sticker usage in Sticker Star. There is very little incentive to fight things as your weapons will just degraded. You can get better drops in shrines.
Charles Morales
It's a fucking Zelda game dumbass not a stats RPG. You could always avoid enemies in every zelda game, unless required by a puzzle.
Brody Johnson
>nintendo threads are always rife with edgy Sup Forums degenerates Hmmn....
Tyler Martin
He's getting bloodborned's the fuck out tho. so still looks fun mate.
Aiden Cooper
SHIT We about to fight mutha fuckin ganon
Gabriel Taylor
He just killed the miniboss.
Nathaniel Thompson
sonyggers always SJW fatties
Sounds about right.
Colton Lopez
>tfw can't tell if this is falseflagging or just retarded fanboys
Brandon Taylor
Who are you quoting?
Samuel Lee
fuck I am playing the game but the madmen is doing hyrule castle. Fuck I am out I cannot spoil myself more See ya in some days
Ryan Ward
At this rate the game is gonna be forgotten before it even releases.
Robert Bell
Guess it's pretty easy to play it FOR FREE, considering we can hack the WiiU
Jack Cooper
As it should be
Jose Murphy
>such BS
I watched one of the streams. This game is boring as fuck. Five-ten minutes just running running running running. Maybe a handful of enemies after about fifteen minutes play time. And not even any music to break the tedium. Just footsteps.
Elijah Butler
Are you watching the stream right the fuck now?? The music is in at full blast, guardians fucking everywhere, it's hype as FUCK
Noah Gray
>And not even any music to break the tedium Seriously? What the fuck
Jeremiah Barnes
Not the same thing since 80+% of enemies in BotW have weapons that you can steal, and your weapons last more than one encounter.
John Thomas
Absolute madman is fighting Ganon.
James Smith
There's music he's just being a fuckwit, Go to stream now, music is epic as fuck
Nathan Ward
there are linls for the soundtrack around, it's 10/10
Wyatt Lee
>music is epic as fuck It has become so easy to spot shills these days
Kevin Taylor
he's not fighting him, he's still going through the castle. Definitely not liking how the dungeons are puzzle-less and are instead Dark Souls areas
Daniel Russell
>Treating all elemental atronachs as if they're the same wew lad
Cooper Myers
>music is epic as fuck
Samuel Rodriguez
it's easier to spot the salty sonyggers
Dylan Green
There was also spiders and crabs
Lincoln Green
You didn't even dispute the fact that you're a shill, you're terrible at your job dude.
Jeremiah Brown
>10/10 We are watching the stream op, why lie?
Wyatt Wright
when i launch botw it says i need a sys update then takes me back home
Joshua Campbell
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION JUST POST THE GODDAMN DOWNLOAD LINK
Christian Price
>Stealth.
Ayy lmao. It is MGSV all over again.
Matthew Murphy
>So buttblasted that horizon sucks >Has to scream out shill
How much you getting paid buddy?
Lincoln Taylor
God damn if this isn't one of the best times to be alive. Over the next month the whole video gaming world is going to stand in awe of undistilled, relentless Nintendomination of the despicable drivel that has plagued our industry for far too long.
Asher Powell
>but open world this time wasn't there an open world in legend of zelda the adventures of link a link to the past Ocarina of Time AND link's awakening open world?
Isaiah Jones
But user.
That would be PIRACY.
Brody Sullivan
Who are you quoting?
Mason Sullivan
This is a blatant mix of Dark Souls + Metal Gear + Skyrim.
Austin Parker
I can't believe they're finally going to make Video Games Great Again
Julian Adams
How qt is Zelda in this game?
Cameron Gray
yes but this time you can do a bunch of TECHNOLOGY things like cooking or setting fire to stuff that ultimately contributes nothing to the overall gameplay aside from 30 minutes of distractions from the novelty of seeing these features that have been in games for decades finally being incorporated into Zelda. Everything is better when Zelda does it.
Lucas Richardson
I don't give a shit if music in story bits is "epic". It's an open world game. 60% or more of it is going to be running from place to place with no combat. It's inexcusable to have no music during the downtime\travel time. Even fucking Skyrim has a light score going on the background while fuck around picking flowers and catching butterflies.
Ryan Bailey
C E M U E M U
William Edwards
Aren't they? they just spew a different color magic juice at you.
There's a lot more I'm missing too from Dragonborn DLC.
Nicholas Ortiz
kek
Jose Clark
It's pretty good so far.
Fucking sucks that all the slate features was supposed to be on the gamepad
Benjamin Morris
So you have been watching the streams. Wii U runs fine. no problems what so ever. Cemu can barely run the Main menu at sub 30 then proceeds to die when playing the game.
Did you really expect the emulator that can barely play anything correctly to be able to play the last game on Wii U to use the actual hardware?
Justin Perry
Anyone know where you find the fish helmets at?
David Brown
>Wii U runs fine. no problems what so ever. I'm watching a stream right now, its 20 fps average
Dominic Walker
...
Jose Perry
You are watching a Youtube stream. Think about that.
Connor Sanders
I find it hilarious that people are okay with Nintendo cutting features to make you spend money on a newer, dead console.
Pretty cutthroat to customers, then again, I see Wii U owners whom defended the console for 3 years suddenly say its shit, and they are getting a Switch. Nintendo fanboys have some crazy Stockholm
Xavier Martinez
Is Zelda simply Dark Souls now? I see no use of special items or any specific tactic. The boss just has a million hp while you swing and dodge. That's pretty lame.
Jordan Moore
I have only seen this game dip around the Temple of Time ruins. Everywhere else has been a solid 30
It's the same on the Switch version with dips around the temple of time ruins.
Brandon Reed
That actually is pretty shitty but i mean is the gimmick the physics engine and solving dumb puzzles with it?
Ryan King
The dodging is easy as fuck too, you have a fuck ton of frames for a slow mo perfect dodge qte. Its hilariously bad
Camden Phillips
I GOTTA ASK
IS THERE A REPAIR/STORAGE MECHANIC FOR YOUR EQUIPMENT?