As if it couldn't look any worse

As if it couldn't look any worse
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>Peebee

LOL

That's SWTOR level of animations.

Even the voice acting is awful.

I can't understand anything that muffled voice is saying.

Good, I'll need a peepee loyalty mission if I'm gonna play this shit

Why do Normies keep eating this shit up? Call of duty games have better animations.

Game looks gorgeous

marketing is a helluva drug

This actually looks pretty good, what's the problem?

I mean, Call of Duty has a lot of bad sides, but its animations are pretty okay, I think. Nothing extraordinary but way less janky and akward than Bioware or Bethesda-tier animations.

sad to watch. its terrible.

Jaw Effect: Jawdromeda

This fucking asari is so annoying.She's like a friend that already have beaten the game and now says to you how to play it every second. Can i just not do this mission and kill her later?

why does femRyder look so fucking dopey?

>Use technology to detect console inside rocks
>Blow the rocks
>WOOOOOOOOW WHAT DO YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOW?

Are you kidding? Cod had the best art and animations in the industry for a while now

space weed from the krogan

Sad!

Only part of her face is animated,

>Daddy Issue Missions are back
Oh boooooooooooooy.

>land on fucking lava planet.
>blue ayylmao grill is A-OK walking around without any sort of space suit on.

You think with the money they make they would get better animators
Seriously, who the fuck is making these and thinks they're passable? Who is thr boss who sees this, and slaps a big ol' thumbs up on it?

>Exploring a dangerous ruin with sulfur filled air and is most likely hot as balls
>Don't bring a helmet or any kind of armor

I guess having an exposed midriff is more useful than a self-contained environment and fresh oxygen

8:45

did i just see a homing sniper rifle

>women cant walk around a lava planet without protection

get a load of this sexist

*sips tea*

Why are they talking so damn much when just walking around

wait you switch classes on the fly? that's so fucking shit

Reminds me of when you take Jack along with you to the collector ship or some other spacey places in ME2 and all she wears just wears a gas-mask thing that only covers her mouth and nose and doesn't put on a special suit or anything. Same with Miranda.

I'm pretty sure men can't either.

what the fuck is she trying to convey through that expression?

why?

>her facial expression after the blink

... Okay?

A toilet flushing

*glomps you :3*

>*record scratch*
>You're probably wondering how I got here

>*glomps you :3*

the saddest part is that's not even a joke

>it's a lets try and fit in on Sup Forums episode

because then what's the point? literally nothing can stop you. up against an enemy that resists biotics? switch to soldier and call it a day. same with any resistance, what's the point of having it when you can switch to counter it at any time?

okay I've paid little attention to this outside of seeing that grotesque asari

is her name seriously peebee?

That robot voice is fucking awful. I can't even hear what it's saying.

Yes just like the name if the slut in Friends

Her name is Pelessaria B'Sayle.

Phoebe was the best girl in friends

I dont know if its how the reviewer is approaching it but these fights look boring

Her actual name is Pelessaria B'Sayle.
But apparently thats too hard to pronounce according to Bioware, so people call her Pee Bee.

same with any squadmate that didn't have any complete armor

Krogan cock
So good

I feel like they came up with Peebee first then made a name around that

Seeing the thumbnail I thought she was getting raped by an alien or something

>Literal crates of thermal clips and ammo sitting around in this ancient ruin

What could stop you before? Who resists biotics? Source on being able to switch at any time?

Lay off the autism m8.

>Phoebe
Was a retard, and Joey was the best grill

>another 'follow the quest marker and look at our lovely graphics while faggots talk about pointless shit then encounter an enemy to shoot at' game

wow so interesting

i guess there a guy named Jay too huh

>Cod had the best art and animations in the industry for a while now

>Thermal clips and ammo FROM A DIFFERENT GALAXY.

>Tortanic has better waifus than all other Bioware games put together

Clearly the current Bioware staff are fans of Adventure Time

biotic shields resisted it. same as how regular shields resisted anything that wasn't based around a tech attack.

>Source on being able to switch at any time?
watch the video

>Lay off the autism m8
man fuck you, i'm pointing out a flaw

Seriously, do they just not give a shit? Or even worse, did they simply not know how little sense it makes?

t. facial blind autismos

When was the tipping point when it became acceptable for video game "journalists" to be terrible at video games?

>last two games had a hot cylon bitch as A.I
>a voice you could masturbate to
>this time its a tranny with a weird ass filter that makes your head hurt every time it speaks

goddamn it, bioware.

Considering the animations in this game and Horizon, is actually beliable.

They clearly don't give a shit, a 100 year old asari has eyebrows ffs

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enjoy

why so angry? take a break from 4chins champ

Probably about Half-Life 2 time, perhaps before that. Play testers kept taking the wrong way in a tunnel and couldn't get out.

>Explore a new galaxy and discover the new impressive Alien races
>You party member races are a carbon copy of the old ones btw

won't argue with this

I'd take Jacob over Andromeda

Most of all this looks dull as shit.

DUDE LET'S ALL MAKE FUN OF BIOWARE FOR THE UNPFTEENTH TIME SURELY IT WILL BE FUN IF WE BEAT A DEAD HORSE LMAO

i'm not angry at all though. you're projecting onto me to try and invalidate what i'm saying

weren't those placed by the raiders?

Hold on, there's a seriously big unanswered plot hole here.

This mission to Andromeda is a massive fucking undertaking, literally going to a new Galaxy.
That's completely fucking insane by even imaginary sci-fi tech standards.

So okay, let's say somehow a mission is put together to send a team to a new galaxy. Alright, disbelief suspended.

You arrive in the new Galaxy, and, oh, there are already people from your various races there? There are raiders and bandits there?

What the fuck?

How does that make any sense?

So, scan shit all the time and kill boring enemies the entire game?

Human ark arrives 20 years late or so apparently.

>How does that make any sense?
It's because they used the Mass Effect

The Hyperion ark loses course and ends up reaching the Andromeda galaxy 34 years after the other Ark ship did.

There's already been 34 years for people to set up shop

It's never getting better is it?

Oh.

This is all I could think of too, how fucking dull it looks.

various ships came from Milky way, Rayder's is not the first. if you are talking about a 600 years travel, 5 or 10 years are not that much

Graphics look great. Animations, not so much.
>10:07

>censorship inbetween butts

But isn't one of the raider leaders a black human woman?

POO POO PEE BEE

Yes she was on the Nexus, the mini Citadel space station. It had different races stationed on it (also in cryo I assume) during the trip.

Funny how the game is releasing in less than a month, yet Bioware insists all video that it's "pre-release footage".

>W-we know it looks bad, guys, but it's pre-release footage. We'll fix it.

Pathetic.

There were 5 Arks.
>Human Ark
>Salarian Ark
>Asari Ark
>Turian Ark
>Multicultural Ark that was filled with people from all species

We can assume that she's there due to the 5th Ark

It's actually pathetic how much you're shilling

>Multicultural ark turns into raiders and pirates

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S-SHE'S FAST

another angry young man, settle down bro it's just a video game

Why are journalists so universally shit at videogames?

Did you just fucking assume my gender?

She's black, thus not a human, so obviously not from human ark.

Because like most companies that get infiltrated by Marxists these days, they hire by ideology and not ability.

Remember the Polygon Doom demo?

I don't mind racist jokes in principle, but you've overexplained it.

I can't get Shrek out of my head every moment I see her dumb ass face. She's actually annoying me just by looking at her.