Everything the switch gets praised for is something people complained about on the vita

>Everything the switch gets praised for is something people complained about on the vita

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I like the Vita a lot and the Switch looks like garbage because it has almost none of the appeals of a handheld

A good steak requires no special seasonings. Salt only. Shitty meat you should only add pepper and garlic.
0/10 food analogy.

>it has almost none of the appeals of a handheld
But it has everything the Vita had, and improves on literally all of it. Better screen, more power, standalone controller, built-in TV connection, no proprietary memory, two shoulder buttons, no gimmicky back touchpad, better joysticks, to name a few.

>more power

Which goes against the by far main factor that made handhelds the best platforms the last two generations, and the Vita was already pushing it.

>I want less power on handhelds for no fucking reason

You're literally retarded.

Does the switch require 50 dollar proprietary memory cards

Actually yes, if you want more than one game on it.

Some examples?

>SD cards are proprietary Nintendo cards

more power = less battery

Depends on the brightness, wifi, bluetooth and the game.

Even so I bring with me a small portable battery from Anker with 13K mAh that's smaller than an iPhone 4.

I don't see any games from Switch ported to another console, so what's exactly is the problem? :^)

It will last like 3 hours at medium brightness, no wifi, playing an indie game and even less playing anything more intensive.

Uh...yeah but it doesn't count.

That's just you making up facts on your own.

The only meat the requres little to no seasoning is wild game and believe me. Steak is not wild game

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>TN panels
>Shitty joycons

STOP CRITICIZING THE NINTENDO SWITCH

I can detach the Joycons, flip the kickstand, put the Switch on my nightstand and lie in bed sideways while playing games using the joycons.

Can't do that on the Vita.

Good luck with that with that 20 dollar TN screen

why would you want to?

The kickstand will snap off and you can't adjust it for a better viewing angle even though it's TN lol

>with that with that
Get some English lessons Jose.

>Fattyproblems

Why not. It's comfortable.

Are you projecting? How does Nintendo shipping the switch with a garbage screen and a faulty kickstand relate to obesity?

>shipping the switch with a garbage screen
>garbage screen

Except it's not.

The PlayStation Vita (officially abbreviated PS Vita or Vita) is a handheld game console developed and released by Sony Interactive Entertainment. It was released in Japan on December 17, 2011
>December 17, 2011
>December 2011
>2011
>Sony's 2011 handheld is comparable to Nintendo's 2017 tablet/console hybrid

>Dodging the issues with ad hominem

A 720p, 6 inch TN panel is garbage.

>making fun of typos
wow, you really showed him.

If the kickstand snaps off for you while folding out then you have fattyproblems.

get a load of this guy
put me in the screencap

You realize you're not supposed to sit on it right

>TN panels in 2017
ayy lmao
Literally no excuse unless it supports 144hz

On a tablet?

>If Nintendo's shitty plastic kickstand fails it's YOUR FAULT FATASS!!!!
I wish you could have been a paid marketer because doing it for free is just sad.

I have a $60 kindle fire with a better screen than the Switch.

More games and a longer battery life, too.

I thought humans are meat eaters? Why do you need to cook and season your meat? LOL

Also this analogy makes sense.

Enjoy that Zelda, Mario, Splatoon and Xenoblade.

Oh wait :^)

Have you never seen a tablet besides the Switch before? The majority of them started getting better screens than that around 2012.

May as well max out at 20Hz on the Switch if it's BOTW framerates are anything to go by.

OLED?
Decent buttons?
More than 2 hours of battery life?
500 weeb games and constant sales?
Trophies, to scratch my autism?
Good online?