A console so underwhelming that hacking it doesn't feel any more advantageous than just leaving it alone

>a console so underwhelming that hacking it doesn't feel any more advantageous than just leaving it alone

>tfw bought it because of Colin Moriarty
why, why didn't I just wait

Vita has so many games I haven't even gotten to it yet.
I can see how it would suck if you're not into JP games or can't read moon, but there's loads on it.

You're supposed to jerk it off first.

funny way of mentioning a 3DS

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Moe Chronicles was fun as fuck. I really wish SEA had did an English sub release of Crystal.

Yeah, it's pretty underwhelming. I need to learn Japanese ASAP to justify it. Hopefully I'm jew enough for it.

I've freeShop'd several games since doing up my 3DS. That proved its worth.

Reminds me of hacking the PSP, actually. Same kind of openness and sense of freedom.

It has plenty of games, and I bought all of mine. Maybe you just don't like videogames.

I was SUPPOSED to get Mighty No. 9...

That really pissed me off when they didn't. Still a fun game. We can only hope someone can do a fan translation along with that pirate game.

Yeah, kept holding out hope that it too would get some subs.

And speaking of fanservice games, fucking Omega Labyrinth is getting a sequel and the first still doesn't have any translation.

This.

The Vita is good if all you want to do is look at anime panties in VNs

I agree.
I use my hacked 3DS a lot more than my hacked vita.

I'm can read japanese and like japanese games, I just don't like shitty japanese games with anime tits as their only selling point, I rather play full on eroges on PC for that.

It's at least reasonably impressive that the Vita is apprently concious and aware of its state in the world at large.

>Thinking the Vita would be easy to hack since it's a dead console
>Has 3.63 loaded on it

Still funny the site crashed and they had to make it up by increasing her bust.
Gun gun pixies might not come over either.

OLZ may get ported to PC since it's also coming on PS4.

I unironically love it for Zen pinball and the 80 tables on it

can I change my slim vita screen so it doesn't have that whased out colours filter?

You seem to know very little, but expected since this console was a victim of misinformation by Nintendo fanboys and general retards.

>tfw people keep saying the vita is dead online
>tfw Atelier Firis, Danganronpa Reloaded, Toukiden 2 and God Wars all within March

Feels fucking good.

I have to say, regardless of the Vita existing, the 3DS has no fucking games. What have you been playing? Even SMT Final was dissapointing.

Is it the difference between enjoying kiddy shit and simple gameplay? I'm guessing you still play Pokemon.

I'm still salty they went for the US release of Criminal Girls for the Steam port. Did they assume the Vita being shit was why it didn't sell? Or did they just see it as the easiest port job?

>Gun gun pixies
I bought the fuck out of the special edition.

>Atelier Firis

Really looking forward to it on PC

Will we ever have a portable ps2?

I recently buyed one hacked and i dont have time enough to play all of the avaliable games but i recently ended digimon cyber sleuth and persona 4

All of my this.

>tfw no vita

What games burned you? Are you just judging books by their covers?

And there are plenty of games that aren't fanservice either.

They should take a page from IFI and release the uncensored port on steam. Give the weeb machine the censored version.

What's your PSN? Maybe we can recommend you games you haven't played. Someone who usually says this has no fucking idea what they are talking about.

But you don't get to play against others on the PC version.

That just looks physically exhausting for little to no gain.

holy shit was that black science guy at the 30 second mark?

kek

People didn't play multiplayer on the vita either. Just to get the trophies.
The touching mechanics are lost on the PC unless you have a touchscreen monitor. But Monpiece has one of the most archaic of the rubby games. Other games have improved on it so much.

This gen of handhelds sucks, especially after the DS and PSP.

Blame smartphones.

If it weren't for you fucking hackers, we wouldn't have had half of the psp library removed from the store. Thanks.

>not just pirating PSP games

>tfw I only play original Zen Pinball because the trophies are rarer

>got a warning for "Flagrant fanboyism" because I made a thread saying the Switch has all the problems of the Vita yet for some reason they're considered positives
>shitting on the Vita and not being subtle about it at all is fine
Really makes me think

would have been funny if one person recgnized the game he was playing.

Then why is this still alive while the wiiu is dead?

The Vita has no real problems, that's why.
Saying it has no games just expose your normalfaggotry.
I bought 3 2017 Vita games today and seeing those threads on Sup Forums just makes me laught

is homebrew devlopement for it dead since new games need newer firmwares?

hackerfags are still hungry for f00d, should be getting PS1 support in adrenaline and USB support for PSTV soon

>powerful enough to emulate SNES and GBA
>not the most fun you can have in one machine
>inb4 PSP
>implying it can even handle SNES games at full speed without turning down a few settings
I'd get a 3.60 machine if I could.

>The Vita has no real problems, that's why.
memcards

Food won't do anything.

I know. I'm curious what we need to get 3.63 games if not f00d though, and I can't seem to find an answer.

That's only an issue if there are a lot of games you want to play.

Only problem is the memory card price, the Vita is a great console but its too expensive to deal with

That's what you get for listening to a fucking P4G shill

I love the thing but come on dude

>hack a console
>doesnt have a whole backlog worth of stuff to play.

>that vitriol

What did he do to you?

>yfw there will never be a vita 2

>tfw there will never be a PSP 2 or a DS 2

Sony will rip off the Switch if it actually makes a dent in their profits