Have a girl come over

>have a girl come over
>excited as fuck
>think about what kind of videogames she would like
>"huh she is a huge anime fan and likes zelda"
>find my copy of okami which i bought at some time a few years ago never played it before heard it was like zelda but in a traditional japanese world
>"that would be perfect to play together"
>gettingmydicksucked.jpg
>girl comes over
>we now all sit in the living room in front of the tv
>"so since you are such a big zelda and anime fan i thought that okami would be the perfect game to have a nice gaming night with dont you think?"
>she laughs and happily agrees but hasnt heard of the game before
>start the game
>intro cutscene starts
>cannot skip it
>"oh boy guess we have to watch the intro first heh"
>just weird japanese animal sounds for straight 8 minutes
>she had a sudden call at the 3 minute mark of the animal sounds telling me that she has to go because her mom got sick
>"ok see ya"


did i fucked it up or something i thought girls dig zelda?

too long didn't read

but cared enough to post? youre a really big faggot

I'd suck a guy's dick while he played okami any day :3

you should thank me, i gave you a pretext to bump this thread
ungrateful piece of garbage

Girls dont actually like games in real life.

Okami's long intro cutscene gave her mom cancer.
Good job, asshole.

i dont give a shit about you or your feelings i could have bumped the thread myself if i wanted to i dont need your help you dont go to a homeless person give them 1 dollar and the next day ask for a dollar in return just because you gave them one every person with the least of self respect would tell you to fuck off which is essentially what iam doing here

are you upset, shitter

Have you considered doing something with her other than play video games?

Why would you play video games with a girl coming over?
Cook for her. Watch a movie together. Take her out.

Don't fucking play video games with her.

> i could have bumped the thread myself if i wanted to
hoo boy someones new

I like games

>go on a date with a girl
>we meet downtown a few times
>invite her home
>tell her to play dark souls 3
>ooh is that like a fantasy game?
>yes now make a character
>stop her a few minutes into character customization as she could clearly go on for an hour
>she keeps dying to the fucking spawn creeps
>come on man, press the right bumper to attack
>where is the right bumper?
>take the controller from her and tell her to get out
>but user it was just getting fun
>tell her to shut up and get dressed
>watch in awkward silence as she dresses and prepares to leave
>can we try again tomorrow?
>there won't be a tomorrow, goodbye

OP can't bump threads, faggot. Way to oust yourself as a clearly underaged teenager.

I want to play okami now

Kek

Of course you do, we're on the internet.
Everyone likes games here.

It's a robot on a date. Of course he goes straight to video games.

I like them in real life too

iam 20 years old and have been here since 2011 its just that in general i dont know much about the rules since i pretty much just lurk 90% but thanks for being in my thread anyways

Then you're not a girl.

At least you're not a virgin.
Right?

girl (male) doesn't count

its because i met her over talking about videogames and anime and we honestly never did anything else much besides those 2 things maybe next time ill just watch some anime with her would be a better idea i think

>on a date with a cute girl
>ask her what her favorite game is
>the answer is either Zelda, Pokemon, Skyrim or some MOBA.

>invite someone over to play video games
>play a single player game

What the fuck is wrong with you? Play fucking Mario Kart.

well you could put it that way no iam not but i also never had sex with a women before either

I am...
Why not?

i just have my ps3 and ps4 both with just one controller

No you're not.

Yes I am

post tits or gtfo

You are not.
Its science

Then don't play video games you idiot. Watch a movie or something. Unless you're good friends with someone who's into just watching/commentating or you intend to take turns no one wants to watch someone else play a video game.

For you autists out there just play mario kart any time a girl comes over.

>no cutscenes or tutorial shit you can play it right away
>easy controls that can be learned quickly
>recognizable fun characters
>competitive so you can tease her

Anons: when she asks what your favorite game is do you hide your powerlevel or do you answer honestly?

But they're still growing
Im scientifically hormonally a girl...

Did she show up naked?
Did she undress after getting there?
Do you own grill clothes to give to your dates?
Where ant eggs involved during this whole event?

Then you dont like video games in real life.

I do though

Then name what you're playing RIGHT NOW

>tfw mum is starting to get thirsty for some grandkids
Poor lady.

Hmmmm I wonder why she wouldn't want to stay around someone like you?
It's a mystery.

Well I'm not home rn I'm mobileposting, but I'm gonna play ffxiv later

>MMO

GET OUT
but don't tell anyone I used to play at on of MMOs including XIV

>Im scientifically hormonally a girl...

Its a trick question.
Only casuals have one favorite game that they praise above all else.
The only acceptable good answer is to show her a picture of your 3x3 and ask her to rate it

Ive just been itching to play an mmo lately since I quit wow a few years ago
That totally counts?

wow everybody always acts the same everywhere you fucking retard

i don't remember okami's intro being only animal noises

I think he means how all of the dialogue is meeps instead of talking.

this of course i don't hide my powerlevel.
i mean, what good is hiding your powerlevel from a girl?