Name your dick after a TF2 weapon

Name your dick after a TF2 weapon.

Gun

/thread.

The Shortstop

Babyface blaster

The pain train

Natasha.

When I whip it out, people slow down.

The Huo-Long Heater

The Cow Mangler 5000

Does this r2eally need a thread? Can't you guys just do this stupid shit in your head?

Bonesaw

The Cow Mangler 5000

the widowmaker

Sticky bomb launcher

The Quick Fix

The Huntsman

Force of Nature

The Iron Curtain

the eyelander

The ambassador.

Soda Popper

(you)

Sun-on-a-Stick

What the fuck i have never laugh so much

pic related

Black Box

I am in favor of better fun. This is just a thread with TF2 weapons and no one is posting anything else. Go look at a wiki page of weps and laugh at how they could all be penises

>tfw jungle fever

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The Eureka Effect

scattergun

bushwacka

Dont know why but i fell off my chair for these.

Brass Beast

Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Your Eternal Reward

manmelter

Dispenser

Disguise kit

homewrecker

dead ringer

minigun

The Direct Hit

The Family Business

back scatter

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Powerjack

loose cannon

The widowmaker

The Original.

The Original
>already looks like a dick.

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Brass beast

Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Jesus Christ

Construction PDA

The panic attack

The Ham Shank

The Big Earner

sides lost

The man melter

L'Étranger

The bushwacker

The Backburner

Beggar's Bazooka

The Direct Hit

The Powerjack.

The southern hospitaltíty

Wanga Prick

Baby Face's Blaster

liberty launcher

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"Trading burning flames TC"

Backburner

Eviction Notice.

The Holy Mackerel
FISH KILL

Persian persuader

Disciplinary Action

Freedom Staff

fucking shotgun

it's rage inducing, i hear.

Construction PDA

Because it's Erecting

mini sentry

>ctrl+f
>all of the good names are already taken
G-guess I'll just be the Escape Plan

or wait, was it server clearing?

no, that was the retard that thought he was a "professional eagle"

what a fucking chump, i literally bullied him with hot air.

Unarmed Combat

The Brass Beast

The Cow Mangler

scorch shot

Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Flare Gun

The Quick-FIx

The Memory Maker

The detonator.

No, you didn't fall of your chair.

The Vaccinator

Wanga Prick.

+5 for creativity

Your Eternal Reward

The Wanga Prick

disciplinary action

I missed this thread, thanks op.

THE DEGREASER