So you've realized Breath of the wild is shit

So you've realized Breath of the wild is shit...

only 4 dungeons, boring open world and 2005 graphics

Why are nintendo such lazy fucks?

here's all the bosses.

See this is what happens when you put all you your budget towards a physics engine.

lol That is not all of the bosses. You are missing 4 more different types.

>only 4 dungeons
6 dungeons

Blue ocean.
You don't have to put out good content if you tell people it's unique.

which are?

Why is Link so lewd in this game

You've played the game so tell us.

>graphics
sigh
>4 dungeons
There are 6
>boring open world
I don't find it boring. I like the exploration and happening upon some new creature or item

lol you have no idea what ur talking about

Fuck you i watched nearly all of /ourguy/ josh's stream yesterday and it looks fun as fuck nibba

>sigh
>>>/leddit/

And variations in clothes and dye and food and tons of meaningless weapons.

Except he is retarded at playing the game

>sigh

I wish I never looked at that pic

I still have to play it build an opinion which I may or may not share here.

Based OP. Horizon Zero Dawn is so much better than this crap it's almost not funny.

HZD has an agenda though

Ummm no just no

Nice try shitposter

Thats enough for an open world game of this scale. You guys are demaning way too much, its fucking Zelda. It will be GOTY.

Kill yourselves.

>defending Shit of the Dick
Literal brain damage

Alright, not even the guy you think you're talking to, but I trust the other guy. You do not seem like you've played this game.

From what I've seen horizon looks fun but definitely more empty than Zelda

You need to play XCX then.

That game has 900x the content with 1/100th of the budget. Because the budget wasn't wasted on a physics engine.

Then explain how it's bad.

>physics engine.
Are you guys kidding me?

This shit is on the level of Max Payne 2
Modern physics engines simulate giant flock of birds or thousands of objects colliding with each other

Do Nintendos even play videogames?

Half of that shit are recolors, its Skyward Sword tier in its own way.

Nice ad hom, broseph

Read the threads retards, it's universally agreed to be shit. Deal with it.

Hey, I played the game user. Don't come crying when the game looks so bad in areas you forget you are playing a game in 2017.

>that dark void boss
looks like you have to use HD rumble to navigate it, looks spooky as fuck

These are actually the most generic bosses of all time

Elder Scrolls is the new Zelda, remove your nostalgia goggles grandpa.

>DIS GAEM IS SUXX0RZ DA HIEVMIND SED SO

I'm not a sheeple like you, beeyotch, I'm #woke.

they have no other series like this, slightly serious action adventure (well metroid but they don't care about that) so they forgot how to make compelling games in that genre. they're gone full greedy toymaker mode and I'm not sure they're coming back. shame.

But it's not agreed to be shit. Most threads I've read have a ton of people hyped about the game. Give me specific examples or you're just a shitposter

>Modern physics engines simulate giant flock of birds or thousands of objects colliding with each other

This is a custom engine with real collision/gameplay elements, it's not the same as dragging and dropping a prefab physX preset into unreal 4.

It's not the same. That being said, it's really not an excuse for how empty this game appears to be.

...

Stronger overworld enemies are not bosses.

they're just strong enemies.

they might as well be considered bosses though, but the way you just happen along them while randomly adventuring seems really out of expectation for there being a boss at the end of a dungeon.

whatever, ok.

that's hella gay.

The people without rose tinted glasses are tearing it to shreds.

>it's universally agreed to be shit
I think we've been reading different threads.

>season pass for a single player game
>content locked behind amiibos
>you have to purchase hard difficulty
>they took a little too much inspiration from skyrim and it's pretty empty for something claiming to be open world
>fast travel
>got downgraded to hell and back
>it's been delayed for years

right looks better

HOW CAN ANYONE DEFEND THIS

This game only had EIGHT (8) EIGHT thats right only EIGHT different humanoid enemies with multiple attack patterns. Everything else was just shitty wildlife or reskins

I'm sure they're fun to fight.

>nintendo making their own engines

that's their first mistake

just license ue4 and save time/money.

but their stubborn idiots.

If I wanted generic bosses that were fun to fight, I'd go play Dragon's Dogma.

Its the Havok physics engine, man.

>more enemies and bosses in 1997

yeah 20 years later they should have done anything at all to improve.

heh

Yeah, pay for an engine that's worse than one they can just make.

>MUH GREENTEXT IMPLICATION SHITPOSTING

What game? There's obviously a difference in expectations between a modern AAA release and something one guy or a small team made on a small budget.

See

I wonder what this guy's weakness is.

>but their stubborn idiots.
They're stubborn idiots, user. They're.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is a bad game

HNAHAHAHAH GREATEST GAM EOF ALL TIME THEY SAID

ONLY 8 ENEMIES

Daily reminder that EAD/EPD isn't lazy, they're incompetent.

They're so bad at their jobs that this is the result. Fire the fuck out of them, keep Aonuma around for design concepts and to lie directly to the fanbase's collective face.

or just fucking outsource this shit. Almost any developer who has made even one Action-Adventure/ARPG could make a better LoZ at this point. Shit is fucking embarrassing.

The worst game, even

>wildlife
everything else were actual enemies. creatures. monsters.

this game is also from 1997 you retard. that was 20 years ago.

explain yourself.

all shrines are optional save for the few at the beginning.
the 4 dungeons are short, all the same and like a more watered down (hurr) version of the water temple from TP

you can't do most of the basic things you could do in past games
(diving, rolling, ledge grab, etc.)

music is worse than a cat walking on a piano.

seriouosly, who thought it was a good idea to get the broad who did the animal crossing games osts?

>start of the game literally has havok logo

B b b b b but

Better yet, just let Monolith Soft do everything

horizon is wayyyy better than this
got playstation last christmas and it's the first time i have that much games to play
fuck xbox and nintendo they are bad

If you can't tell the difference between shitposting and genuine opinions I'm not going to waste any more time on you. No point in arguing with a retard.

>season pass
I was actually upset about this too so that's reasonable
>amiibo content
It's minimal and doesn't affect much. Just a weak roaming companion and some chests
>season pass pt2
again, that's a fair point
>empty
not from what I have seen. tons of animals and items to find
>fast travel
that's a good thing trust me. you don't wanna walk 40 mins to get back to camp
>downgraded
How? the switch version looks better than the wii u version. unless you are talking about concept art and old trailers which don't ever reflect the final product
>delayed
so?

>universally agreed to be shit
>as you reply to people who disagree with that

fuck off, sjw games are on a whole other tier of shit.

The amount of objectionable stuff in the game is what actually makes it the worst Nintendo game ever made.

If they patched that shit out like they patched all the muslim references from OoT, it's a 6/10 game at best.

LMAO BIRDS
LMAO BATS

oh yeah they're "ENEMIES" and "MONSTERS"
and oh boy there are fire bats and ice bats reskins of regular bats
WHATA A GAME

yeah fuck off ocarina of time was shit because it had NO ENEMY VARIETY
you fight 2 stalfos? hope u enjoyed it, it was the only good fight in the whole fucking game lmao

>mfw Darksiders 1&2 were better than Skyward Sword, Wind Waker and Twilight Princess

All these salty people because mom will not buy them the game. Top kek.

>people who disagree with that
You mean brain dmaaged Redditors?

This. But Mario 06 may be a strong contender for at least third place, after Pokemon SuMo.

> old trailers which don't ever reflect the final product

This just blatantly is not true, trailers typically *do* reflect the final product, just shit cunts like you are letting shitty companies get away with it like this by saying its fine/normal.

why are there so many humanoid enemies in botw?

I heard someone say it's because of the stupid weapon system, but they could've worked around that. like giving you a crafting kit you can buy and fix equipment wherever you are.

they didn't go far enough in any direction with this game. there's no sense of punishment, survival, and the combat is just weighed down by the awful breakable weapons. would've been so much better if it was stamina based instead of shields breaking you just are able to take so many blows before your guard gets broken, then there'd be actual incentive to increase your stamina, besides just the dreary, dull, time consuming climbing on empty cliff sides.

also

>needing stamina just to stay afloat

no, fuck this game. that was okay in WW, but this makes no sense.

Lmao no fucking way

>en world and 2005 graphics
>Why are nintendo such lazy fucks?
you realize zelda is transgender right?

>shrines are optional
how is this bad?
>dungeons are short
link?
>no rolling, etc
fair enough, it would be cooler to have those things
>music
i like it. music is subjective

>So you've realized Breath of the wild is shit...
Besides the draw distance and the framerate, which is a common problem for consoles through all of their generations, what exactly seems to be the problem with the game? Yesterdays stream got me kinda hyped for it.

every wii u owner is already playing this as we speak. Only retards who fell for the bait haven't.

His ankle perhaps????

>>season pass for a single player game
Kind of sucks, yeah, but it's not the only single player game to do that.
>>content locked behind amiibos
No, everything the amiibos give you can be found normally in the game. The amiibos are essentially cheat codes to get them right away.
>>you have to purchase hard difficulty
I'll admit that sucks.
>>they took a little too much inspiration from skyrim and it's pretty empty for something claiming to be open world
The world seems pretty full of stuff to do to me.
>>fast travel
I never understood how this was an issue for larger games.
>>got downgraded to hell and back
The original reveal of the game was a prerendered trailer. It was a teaser for what to expect, not showing what the current build looks like.
>>it's been delayed for years
It sucked waiting for it, but that doesn't really have an effect on the final product.

Zelda: The transgender

keese (BATS XD) [also in BotW btw]
guay (BIRDS XD) [somehow not in BotW btw]
leevers
peahats
jellyfish creatures in jabu jabu
stingray creatures in jabu jabu
skultulla spider monsters
wallmasters


you're literally a retarded bitch. even if you were right, which you factually aren't, it still wouldn't change the fact that OoT came out TWENTY YEARS AGO AND IS NOT A MODERN GAME MADE IN 2017

>keep Aonuma around
boi

aonuma hasn't enjoyed zelda in ages, bro. he wants to do something else. let him and let someone else besides him or miyamoto touch it for a change.

>How is this bad
Because nintendo has been lying about it for the entire time it was delayed all while focusing on other aspects to generate hype
>link?
Sup Forums.org/vg/thread/169684375
>Lmao

Just like how Bloodborne, Persona 5, Doom and Witcher 3 were all bad too right?
Honestly I think everyone who is still believing the bullshit posted here is a moron, leave Sup Forums for the next month or play the game via CEMU, Homebrew, paid copy whatever. Just don't get your opinions from bullshitters on here.

>people trying to downplay the greatness of Zelda:BotW
All the anti-shills trying to stop the hype are failing badly. The game will be a masterpiece.

The majority of non gameplay trailers are pre-rendered. They usually don't reflect final builds. Trailers reflecting gameplay is the exception, not the rule

>Look at footage
>it's fucking real
>Zelda LITERALLY FUCKING L I T E R A L L Y CONFIRMED T R A N N Y
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA AND PEOPLE SAID HORIZON WAS SJW SHIT

>how is 80 percent of the game being optional a bad thing

you're right. I have a wife and kids and career to think about. I don't have time for these silly games. thanks nintendo! :)

So how much does it pay to shit on Nintendo? Or are you one of those autistic cucks that does it for free?

>there's no sense of punishment
cue webm of someone getting one shot on a snowy mountain from a painfully slow windup attack.
>>needing stamina just to stay afloat
If the world borders water in at least one direction, it's better than invisible walls at least.
I totally agree with it not going far in any direction, though. My biggest gripe too.

Ir feels like an early access game