Link is now officially a Trap

>Link is now officially a Trap
Zelda: Breath of the Wild confirmed GOTYAY

I wonder how NPCs respond if you talk to them while dressed like that.

Like you'd expect a Sup Forums to

i'll masturbate so much playing this game

Guys, I swear I'm not gay but this Link makes me so darn horny. Please tell me I'm not the only one. Tell me this is totally normal for a straight guy.

>Link is a trap
>Zelda is a BRAP

Is this setting up to be the best Zelda ever?

The definition and social moores of homosexuality do not reflect a society in which Elves exist.

what the fuck

Is he hiding something?

cover yourself up you stupid slut

If this was a western game, people would go nuts over muh SJW.
It's okay when Japan does it.

It's okay because he's cute, western devs can't make cute boys

I think it's normal

>Japan
>SJW

lol

>now

No, it's how it's presented. He's gotta sneak into a base and fit in or something.

Western devs like to make a fucking huge deal about it and brag about it. That is the difference here.

Been there done that, did you not see Triforce Heroes?

Does this mean fat tumblr whales will like this game?

The opposite.
They'll hate it because Link looks better than they do.

All twelve pixels of it

I don't get it.

It's all about intent and presentation.

Western devs tend to be pushing an agenda, playing the "progressive" card by shoehorning in token minorities, and presenting them, ironically enough, less as characters in their own right, but as caricatures of that specific group or subculture (this is the "black" character, and behold, the "misunderstood gay." Bonus progressive points are given by slapping as many stereotypes as possible together.)

There's also the tendency of Western devs to design their characters to be as repulsive as possible, presumably in a misguided (and frankly delusional) attempt to represent the "average" or the norm (all the while projecting, perhaps unintentionally, their own inadequacies).

In short, Japanese devs make cute characters that do cute things. Western devs try to shame you for not finding their grotesque genderfluid paninisexual non-binary demi-moonkin to be attractive or endearing in the slightest.

I'm gay and I wan to fuck both twink and trap Link.

>normie shit

eh

So does Link get found out when Ganon tries to take him to his bed?

>tries

source

DICKLETS BTFO

where are his feet?

Looks like he's standing on his toes.

There are going to be so many doushinjins of this shit

In the sand?

>that adorable coy pose
How is Link so cute and perfect?

Made. For. Dicks!

You fell for a shitpost.

you're all dirty degenerates

I need more.

you're a big girl

>western devs can't make cute boys
This. I can't imagine a single western game with a cute boy like link. It's always a numale or mcbuffhuge or Nathan Drake.

Zelda devs like irony.

>Japanese devs make cute characters that do cute things
Wow, a far more noble goal than fairness and equality

>tfw no girl will make you crossdress and call you cute again

link is cute. CUTE!

Gooks are too stupid to understand what politics are. Their little monkey brains cannot comprehend the concept of leftism.

>Shadman knows

It is.

>mfw the gerudo in this game are "death by snu-snu" tier

Calm down there, Grandpa.

It's not fairness and equality though, but rather a bunch of self-righteous assholes patting themselves on the back for playing at being bold and progressive.

Characters with no defining personality or traits beside being gay, or some other such nonsense, is in no way pushing the envelope, contrary to what some might believe.

Good strawman, also I like it when instant gratification shallow exclusionary fan service characters make my wee wee hard

Green text it user

I'm going to make Link my bride!

Why has Link only gotten gayer and gayer over time?
I mean, I'll enjoy all the porn, but still.

Nothing special all said and done

>Look at Sister and friends during her sleepover
>They catch me
>Grab me and force me in a dress, put makeup and accessories on me
>Spend the night with girls calling me cute and pretty

I hope the artist who did the Silent Hills one with the giant nurse and the guy does one

you should have sported a boner and tried to hide it. Then it would have gotten real. Trust me I'm a hentai expert.

Devs want MORE porn.
Based devs.

Do we have to dress up as a Gerudo to gain entrance to their fortress?

>Silent Hills one with the giant nurse

user, you can't just say stuff like that and not provide some sauce.

Yes

...

>straight guys and lesbos get to stare at Zelda's ass
>straight girls and gays get to stare at cross dressing twink Link

It's win win really.

Well that was fast, anyways we're all in agreement that is the best Link right?

It's not.
Sorry user.

Why would straight girls like a cross-dressing male?

Link is standing like the CIA guy

>tfw you want to argue that point then remember you can't because you're bisexual
>tfw when you also realize you'll never get to sleep between zelda and link

welp

Stand too long on sand you start to sink

ahoy zeldar

Crossdressing is an abomination unto God.

...

God literally told me it was ok.

>trap Link
>big muscular Gerudo womyn
>Kass

Jesus fuck there will be tons of porn

BRRRAAAAAP

Cloud did it first

Not between the two I guess.

Link is made for the dick.

Is there a human form Ganondorf in this game?

I know, your made up god.
>literally

They're just pandering to Sup Forums at this point. And I like it.

Being perfectly straight is overrated

>tfw no link bf

okay so replace cross dressing Link with shirtless and sweating Link and there you go

>exclusionary
I'm sorry nobody finds you attractive. It's because you are objectively ugly by natural human sensibilities.

No.
Did you watch any of the trailers?

Zelda is a filthy girl! nasty!

>red text

They know.

...

she's a big girl wearing a mask.

can I fight ganon wearing this?
Does he rape me if I lose?

I just want porn of Gorons gang banging Link.

Why is this so fucking hard? OoT has been around for like 20 years or something like that. Get the fuck on it.

>we will never have worldwide cd orgy apocalypse
Why even live

You mean the guy who drew the one of the giant Tanuki girl fucking that small dude?

if there isn't 4 terabytes of SFM porn with this link model one month from now I'll be PISSED

That's weird user. You aren't supposed to think boys are cute!

>Western SJWs pretend not to be degenerate
>Japs are just flat out degenerate

Really activates the almonds.

You're gay.

I honest to god can't see any way his comment is grounded in reality. What games are you playing???

>taxi

SONNYGERS CONFIRMED BLACKED KEKS LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Shameless SJW propaganda from Nintendo. Not going to buy this shit on release 100% will wait when its around 50% off.