Shovelware

This is a thread solely for hilarious shovelware

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>it is good to find the baby is not a black one like me

What did he mean by this?

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How the fuck did you even know about this OP?

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This is a console war free environment

Some random guy made a thread and then the fire spread.

Sony put it on their official page I don't know why

Sony uploaded a trailer on their official youtube page and it's a fucking joke that they release this, let alone advertise it.

SONY ALWAYS WINS BAYBEE

Seriously are they being blackmailed or something

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BLACKED

What the FUCK am I even looking at?

>its okay to bash sony games
>but a negative opinion of a nintendo game its trying to incite a console war

FORTY NINE NINETY NINE US DOLLARS

it's not okay to bait

jesus christ this.
you fucking nintoddlers are the worst.

>MISSION SUCCESS

I don't understand why Nintendo thought this was a good idea

This.

Shitendo needs to be ridiculed as much as possible now actually to prevent people from shoveling shit into their mouth.

I just wanted to have a thread about shovelware. Sony barely has anything to do with it other than advertising it. I didn't post an image of Bloodbourne calling it shovelware did I? Get a fucking grip

>That Parasyte music

I smell a lawsuit.

Honestly it's in the same vein as all their other gimmicky launch titles, only difference here is for some reason they didn't want to bundle it this time around.

Oh, wow. That really looks like shit.

If you had of posted ARMS or this how trash I wouldn't have said anything you bunch of professional victims

i honestly thought black tiger was a game made by some saudi prince that paid some shitty arab devs to make his dream game or some shit

>calls me professional victim
>DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY LORDS OF NINTENDO YOU FUCKING NORMIE SCUM. MY MOMMY SAYS I'M A VERY HANDSOME AND BIG BOY SO YOU BETTER WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!
keep trying gay baby.

you should be blaming the nintoddler that screaming rape- I mean console war accusations the very moment someone had a negative opinion of his precious, holy, and untouchable zelda series

And I have a feeling that is actually you OP, so you only have your self to blame for turning this thread into a console war shitflinging

>black tiger
If anything the name sounds like a porn where a black burly dude fucked some cougars.

>he is so fucking FURIOUS that people are laughing about 90% of the Switch's 2017 lineup being indie game ports he felt the need to make this thread

You sound like you're familiar with that kind of porn.

>people ITT that don't know about Black Tiger.

Its game of the century you fuckin nerds

The only Nintendo thing I own is a 3ds and that's hacked
I really just wanted to laugh at shovelware
Someone post the M&Ms racing game or Ninjabeard man

GOTY

DUDE.
Who doesn't?

then why did you get so offended when someone posted zelda?

clearly you just made this thread to shit on sony games and deflect attention away from the switchs poor release line-up

>Thread about Shovelware
>A PS4 game that is by definition shovelware gets posted
>Nintendo games that are by definition not shovelware get posted and people point this out
>"WAAAA FUCKING NINTODDLERS ITS OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT BUT WHEN SONY DOES IT IT ISN'T??"

I don't get you people sometimes

That gingerbread man ninja game

Anyone who isn't black or a cuck?

People thought the same of tokyo Jungle. then it was fun as fuck.

SONY WINS AGAIN.

Black Tiger isn't a sony game.

youtube.com/watch?v=0ghGWWfzq-o

and pokemon isnt a nintendo game

I wasn't even offended I just said this is a console wars free environment. I literally have no stakes in what Nintendo does. Seriously what's wrong with you people Sony didn't even make the game in the OP. Why are you acting so ridiculous are you actually crazy

>tfw bought this and streamed it all in one sitting
This is a fresh kind of hell I hope none of you have to experience. Skylight Freerange 2: Gachidune is really bad, too

>"""""""""""""""opinion"""""""""""""""
It's the same shitty bait that gets posted about any new game so I don't see why everybody's acting so autistic about it.

then why did you feel the need to defend it?

the only one who ruined your thread was yourself.

if you just ignored that post no one would of said anything, but no, you had to scream console war accusations at the first sight of a nintendo game

proving once again OP truly is a fag

So this is what a Playstation exclusive looks like, huh. I can see why they shit around shitposting on Sup Forums

I really don't get what your point why are you trying so hard to shitpost?

Looks like some bioware tier animation

How did I defend it? Alright Every Nintendo game is shit are you happy now my man?

T-THIS IS A CONSOLE WAR FREE ENVIRONMENT

MUH SAFE SPACE

APOLOGIZE TO SONY R-RIGHT NOW

>Sonyggers so insecure they started an argument about nintendo in the one non-nintendo thread on the whole of Sup Forums

Started an argument with themselves and still lost, that is.

Geez. Alright, alright.
I'm sorry that the few games you have are shit, sony.

>Every Nintendo game is shit

fuck off sonygger, go play BB and fap over your horizon trailers

Video game players are fucking subhumans

Is this the final build of Horizon?

>It's OPs fault we posted off topic shit!! Nintencucks BTFO!!!
You're trying too hard

What's Black Tiger got to do with Sony? Why are people pretending to be upset sonyggers?

Legend of Zelda is, which is the game that was posted

so its okay to criticize a game as long as its not a first party title, but as soon as it is then its console warring?

its the best game they have to look forward to

pathetic, isnt it?

no you idiot it's because one of them isn't a fucking shovelware title why are you so eager to start an argument about this

This thread is about shovelware.

A major first party release is not shovelware.

Zelda is not relevant to this particular topic and was only brought up to incite a flamewar, which is against the rules.

>Sup Forums can't go one thread without arguing about nothing

I want to leave this hell hole

christ this fucking thread
companies do not care about you please stop

It does even meet the definition of shovelware by any means there's no ifs ands or buts about it. Nintendo, Sony, or Microsoft it doesn't matter just stop being fucking retarded

More liek life of blacked tiger

Who was in the wrong?

My favourite bit was when the tiger kills a billion wolves in one swing.
Actually it's when he needlessly goes in to the water to insta kill the gator, then I'm not sure if he eats it or drinks the water through its head.

Anyone who brought up a specific console or company

and none of this would of happened if OP didnt scream console war as soon as zelda was posted

you need to just learn to ignore posts you dont like, this isnt fucking reddit where you can shame others for their posts, you are just going to give the opposition more fuel and even more reason to argue.

I would of stopped posting a long time ago if now for all theses (You)

Sup Forums is full of attention seekers and the best way to shut them up is to not give them attention, ignore them, and just continue posting what you personally want

I hope you newfags learned a lesson from this.

What's the fucking point?
I mean WHO is going to buy this

>would of
hey you're pretty good at this

IT'S NOT HIS BABY

HE GOT KEKED

>So...this is the power of the gaystation 4

This can't be fucking real. Is this indie? I heard they had high standards for the devs they accept on their console wtf

>I mean WHO is going to buy this
everyone who bought a ps4, because they are just that desperate for games

It's probably allowed if the dev has enough money to pay the publisher.

Well, at least it's not pixel trash.

>Nintendo has quality control
youtube.com/watch?v=RpIu6OaLkh8

Wow thanks Sup Forumseteran for showing me the ropes!

>M-MOMMY I'M TRIGGERED

I'd almost prefer if it was.

Now this is actually appropriate.

Guess what? Both zelda and Horizon are dogshit and you have shit taste in video games if you want/play either

WAsn't that removed at some point?

vigne is cute

I don't even know what you're doing

What's a good game then?

She is best girl, after all.

Black Tiger obviously.

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Long story short, Sonyggers get triggered really easily and believe every game on their systems are good.
Anyway it'll do you good not to reply to fanboys and keep this thread on track.

Like this hot piece of trash.

Have your grandma pull the car around