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Looks like it's not Nintendo's fault but their own for throwing the Switch on concrete before "testing" how sturdy the joy-con rails are.

Where are all the shitposter retards now?

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fuck, another victory for Nintendo...
I'M GETTING SCARED, XBROS

>clickbaiters downplay the fact that they threw their switch around and broke it, then complain about how shoddy the thing is.

Why is anyone surprised by this?

M-MASAKA?!? T-THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

HOLD ME, SONYBROS!!!

>ayy lmao

top kek

>get 50 threads a day spamming "nintendo is shipping broken hardware durr look how easy it comes off"
>even the fat dumbo himself admits it was bs
>shitposters nowhere to be found suddenly

strange.. how come they aren't making 50 threads about this?

What? Let it have as many defects as you faggots want.

Switch is still a shit console with 1 game.

>how come they aren't making 50 threads about this?

They're too busy making 50 thteads on how they think BotW is shit.

>image
you mean the chaos emeralds?
AHAHAHAHA

Nintendo is still for babies

But what about antenagate?

But just exactly how easy (or hard) is it to break it?

>broke through normal use in under a week

No games.

>buying childrens toys

No thx

Most complex modern devices are in danger of getting damaged when you drop them on solid concrete.

Nowadays things aren't bricks like the Gameboy anymore, it's all much more delicate

>normal
>fucking dropping the system on the floor
>then punch the joycons out and again let them fall on hard surface
This is just embarrassing, you are too dumb, there's no challenge.

and that definitely won't happen to many people's switch consoles over the course of several years, right? If it can't even handle basic stress tests then it's destined to break in one way or another. Typical Ninteniggers, defending dumbshit design choices. I suppose you all just forgot about how godawful the original 3ds design was, or the Wii U's launch?

the best option is not to throw expensive compact technology onto the ground
It's like these people have never owned a phone

Yup I might buy one for my wife's sons but Ill stick to xbone myself

w-well idiots, if you knock it over with the kickstand, it still falls over

NOW WHAT!?

Yes, that is a good option. People should try that. Taking care of your devices is really nice.

I've never ever dropped any of my handhelds or phones and thus never had anything break, ever.

>create clickbait
>lock it behind a paywall that even your fans don't opt to pay

...

I'm careful with my shit, so no, I don't think it's going to happen.

Wait how did that shit broke so easily?

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>>even the fat dumbo himself admits it was bs
They said the same thing about every VR headset even whilst they were showing the fact that they're awful and make you puke. The reality is that a representative gave them an email that said
>you are journalist, yes?
>rescind or cut off.
>permanent blacklist. go out of business.

twitter.com/Babylonian/status/836639901806280704

Don't know how to .webm, but in this tweet they're saying that the Left Joycon issue varries and isn't guaranteed on every system

That is what happens when you have an intricate, not retard proof system connecting the joycon.

Within a week of launch, 1/3 of every buyer or their kids will have broken the joycon latch. Mark my words

They dropped it on concrete and later on in the studio kept knocking it around, shaking it and hitting it.

Somewhere in that process they damaged the rail thing with the button that locks the joy-cons in place more securely, so now the joy-cons came off rather easily for them (but still only when you applied some force)

>Switch is still a shit console with 1 game.

That's one(1) more game than PS4 had at launch

Keep in mind the joycons load in from the top. And that you will be exclusively holding the switchs handheld mode by the joycons.

If these things are seriously unreliable the tablet is in serious risk of falling to it's death in handheld mode. (Which is also reportedly seeing better performance)

This half baked console just keeps getting better and better.

Also I cannot believe how many Nutendrones are seriously acting like this is some grand conspiracy against them.

How are they unreliable?

Is my phone unreliable just because its screen can shatter if I drop it on the street?

Fucking moron.

You can put a case on a phone. You can't on the switch because the dock is tight and the way the joycons load

Phones are delicate but I drop my phone with a case at least once a week and I have a few minor scratches.

>Ours broke!
>Implying it just up and died through no fault of their own.

Looks like the rail is pretty easily replaced.

>than PS4 had at launch
Wew excellent comeback nintenigger

Guess that reinforces the idea of "ITS OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT :^)"

>You can't on the switch because the dock is tight and the way the joycons load

Oh is that why they sell so many cases for the Switch?

Fucking moron.

> I drop my phone with a case at least once a week

Fucking moron.

breaking under those condition isn't their problem. Even meme system like the game boy broken when you dropped them. The battery case was super weak.

>tfw you cant wait for this to release just because you want to know if it'll succeed or fail

Doubt ill get one im just want to know if its a big hit with the Normbles

Yeah they'll probably be a shit load of chinese cases to protect it soon anyways. Anyone know how hard he dropped it was it like once or did it fall down 3 flights of stairs or something stupid

If someone is going to let their 8 year old kid play with a $300 advanced delicate device like this then they might as well spend an extra 20 to 30 on a case so they can stop worrying about their kid dropping it. Now they only have to worry about them using their chocolate smeared nasty fingers on it.

can't complain about things being commonplace just because it's not "your brand".

Fair enough, just don't cry about it when someone accidentally knocks your toy out of your hands while you're playing your bing bing wahoo games in public and it becomes unusable in handheld mode because the locks break under the most benign of stress tests

>Nintendrones this upset they prepurchased a half baked console
Hey we tried to warn you

Can't wait for all the week 1 threads of switches literally falling to pieces

WHERE ARE YOUR REBEL FRIENDS NOW, SHITPOSTERS?

>I drop my phone with a case at least once a week
Maybe you should see a doctor about your bad case of butter fingers

JUST

>>Oh is that why they sell so many cases for the Switch?
There will be one when it's actually out, just like there were multiple for the 3ds, ds and all nintendo handhelds before it

>Handheld devices never fall
>I'm of a superior genetic makeup and will never break this console that falters when it's breathed on incorrectly

I genuinely hope you get a few months out of it before it shits the bed user.

>Commonplace
So it is okay if nintendo does it?

Taking things out of proportion is not increasing your credibility.
Especially since the only fault has been with the detachable controllers, and not the main unit.

Oh so suddenly dropping the Switch on concrete is the same as breathing on it.

Yes, you're totally not a shitposter.

>>Handheld devices never fall
I've never dropped my phone or my 3DS.
What kind of special retard are you?

PS4 sells.Switch more.What means me questions?Should should? Hmmmmmmmm

>things stop stop working when they are broken!
You know, you should put more effort into thinking than being mad.