Pre-order fucking cancelled

Defend this.

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>owning a car over a bicycle

WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

thought these things were supposed to be made out of fucking nintendium

no sale

haha i love ifunny :)

this meme is SOOO good! xD

+1 internetz 4 you :3

My ds lite was run over multiple times never broke. Nintendo how far you have fallen. Rip.

Nintendo BTFO!

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>first I needed a 80$ controller to play my switch
>now I also need a 50 000$ car
FUCKING NINTENDO

How will nintendrones recover?

It truly is the end of Nintendo. First their new device can't even stand up if you knock it over with your hand, and now it can't even survive getting run over by a car. How anybody can defend this shit company, I may never know.

>implying any of the toddlers who own a switch have access to a car

this is a non issue desu

Sony always wins, baby

Excuse me

But if my mommy takes a hard right in her car, and my Switch flies out the window, and lands in the street, and gets run over by a car, I won't work anymore! This shit is unforgivable!

DELET THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Nintendrones btfo

>not hacking your switch so that you can inject your backup if you accidentally run over it

YOU GUYS HAVE NO EXCUSE

Fuck you, I hate you little retards who go at like 20 km/h and go in the middle of the fucking road thinking your shitty speed is enough, creating huge traffic and scaring the shit out of the driver behind you that really tries his best to not kill you.

I do this shit to my PC at least every weekend, ffs it's 2017 nintendo

Nothing like having some beers with the lads and running a few electronics over. Why don't they account for this?

>It's okay if Nintendo does it!

Show's fucking over kiddo. Hope you're ready to buy those Mario Odyssey PS4 bundles this holiday.

>living in a third world shithole

>shitty fucking day at work
>going back to home
>fucking shirtless kid riding his bike going fucking zig zags while doing tricks in front of my car

Bicycles were a mistake

I agree with this.

Bike fags should man up and get a motercycle or at least stick to the sidewalks.

welcome to Sup Forums, onan

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I like this thread. This is a good thread.

Literally need a car unless you live in a big city where commuting with a bicycle is viable, and fuck you if you think I'm going to uber everywhere.

It's illegal to ride a bicycle on the sidewalks where I live

it's the stupidest fucking law I've ever heard of, but it's actually enforced.

Handbrakes broken, how the fuck else am I supposed to keep my car still?

Fucking Nintendo.

Just take the safe and clean public transport system. You do live in a first world country, don't you?

>He'll never know the joys of driving twice the speed limit on a winding country road while blasting Eurobeat at max volume
SHOCK OUT BABY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE
I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW TO SING THIS SONG

Its illegal for me as well.

Doesnt stop the smart people and its not like the cops are gonna care that some fat turd is on his bike.

>Wanting to ride with penniless goat-sniffing hippies and people on welfare
I'll stick to my little Chrystler shitbox, thanks.

I only ride in the street (and as close to the curb/bike lane as possible) when there's only like one or two cars going by at a time. If there's any amount of actual traffic I go to the sidewalk no matter what some faggy city ordinance says about biking on sidewalks. If I crash into someone on the sidewalk there will be bruises. I crash into someone on the road there will be red smears.

Blame whoeever made riding bikes on the sidewalks illegal

It also falls apart with the slightest nudge. It's shit, get over it fanboy.

I got reprimanded by a police officer for riding my bike on the sidewalk.

They learned from the best:
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Cancelled my wife's son's preorder.

N O E X C U S E S
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Nice quads

>stick to the sidewalks.
I'd rather not fall over every 10 seconds due to awful, incredibly uneven sidewalks. There's a reason we can't do that over here

>engage sports mode
>open the exhaust
>put the Eurobeat playlist on
>floor it

You can get fined like 400 bucks if you don't have a helmet where i am, it's the stupidest shit.

Imagine being this fucking mad that someone showed off how shitty and fragile the kickstand is

The Gameboy Advance SP's were sturdy as fuck IIRC.

Wear your helmet user, it's not hard to do and it keeps you safe. I'd hate for something bad to happen to you.

I bet the switch can barely survive a napalm strike, what a fucking scam

I'm white and live in Detroit. There is literally nothing I could do that would make the police bother me. I mean when I get jumped they probably won't fucking come out for me, but at least I can ride my bike on the sidewalk like a fucking civilized human being.

Why would I take away more possibilities of accidental death from myself? I'm too pussy to do it myself, the least I can do is hope I get blindsided by a fucking bus eventually.

The only Nintendo system that wasn't really durable was the DS lite.

>the DS lite

wait what

my DS hueg got broken pretty quickly, but I can still use my DS lite

based Chris

Lites are notoriously weak user, especially in the hinge area.

And share seats with homeless degenerates? And your bragging about it. Jesus.

Guys, I have PC and PS3, and one car for PC. I wanna buy another one for PS3, but I have no place for it. Can I just swap rubber on two wheels and run over only PS3 with them?

wtf i hate nintendo now

I wouldn't know, my DS lite is still in working condition. My old ds has a broken hinge and my 3DS has a broken hinge too. Not the lite though.

PREORDER CANCELLED

>tfw I'm about to fall down the rabbit hole of Chris-chan for the first time

Been browsing since 2007 so I have a good idea of what I'm in for, but I'm still giddy.

>tfw too fucking terrified to actually drive
>feel like a huge fucking burden for it
Whenever I get in the driver's seat, all I can think of is my best friend's caved skull completely wrapped around the steering wheel.

That shit has never left me.

Dude, get fucking help. I'm not joking, that is legitimate fucking PTSD right there.

Jesus christ

No one can blame you for not wanting to drive

pussy

more like "the worst of each group personified"

also implying there are distinct groups

but whatever, let me mold my world view based on a random ass .jpg on the internet

Horizon Zero Dawn confirmed best game of all ti-

>oh bawwww he saw something mildly disturbing once
Can't fucking wait for Trump to give the order to hang you libcucks.

>current year
>Crisis is still the benchmark of graphical fidelity
WHEN DID DEVS STOP GIVING A SHIT

No not really

Crysis 1 is the most technologically impressive game of all time but it looks like shit by modern standar-

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>this thread again
>nintendo defense force ONCE AGAIN posting stupid meme shit and exaggerations to defend their garbage hardware
You people MUST get paid right ?

I hope you enjoy your 17th birthday later this year.

>not iwning both like a civilized human

Is this satire? Are you really so dedicated to shitposting in a dumb console war that you post this in a joke thread?

That's a legit reason to be afraid of driving mate.

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>I hate other people for owning consoles I haven't purchased so fucking much HURRRRRRRRRR I'M A CONSUMER WHORE!!!!!!!!111111

Basically the state of the video game community

I mean, crysis wasn't optimized for it's generation. Basically it's going to stay the best looking game for a long time because when it was made there was maybe a dozen fucking monster rigs that could actually keep up with it's highest settings without lagging or catching fire. Tech is getting better and better so basically the average pc is going to be able to run crysis better and better as time goes on.

I can't really blame modern games for not going way over the top on shit that won't be even remotely accessible to the average user for another decade. I mean, horizon looks like dogshit so that's the other end of the spectrum where they just don't fucking try. But a happy medium between rig melting ultra graphics and babbies first animating project def exists.

Plus art style is always going to count for a lot. Life is hard to recreate, but art you can just fuckin make up as you go.

IT'S OK WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT

Was your friend ok?