Why don't you have a gf Sup Forums?

Why don't you have a gf Sup Forums?

great thread

Cause I have a BF, don't be a faggot and remember to date cute boys instead of pansy ass ladies.

ass is okay, i guess.

But there's nothing better than being rock hard and plunging your dick into a tight warm vagina that's soaking wet because you turned a bitch on so much.

the girl i talk to might as well be my gf, we do a lot together, i really wish i didnt feel this way towards her

Because no girl wants a 5'5 105 lb 19 year old boy who really wants to be a girl but is really scared of the process and has no one to rely on.

Girls want people to rely on, not the other way around. There are a million single men and a girl could pick any one of them and they all have issues, typically they are gonna find the ones with the least issues and most stable and good prospects and men still roll over for girls and do everything for them in the relationship because girls know they can find another guy even if hes not as good, guys know its hard as fuck to even get a girl to begin with.

>tfw slowly coming to the realization ill have to fall into this trap and be miserable just to hope for a little bit of companionship

I wonder if suicide is a preferable alternative.

Stop being gay you faggot.

Maybe if you werent a fat idiot that just plays video games all day, you'd realize it's the other way around.

>Waiting for school to end
>Not waiting for classes to be finished for the day

Underage b&

You have to be 18 to post here, user.

this is the cringiest shit I've seen in a long time

because I have enough problems as it is, owing money to my Grandmother and having an entire family that doesn't understand me one bit.

The only thing I need and want right now is a source of income and a one way ticket to the middle of nowhere where I can fade away.

I'm talking like, blacked out windows etc.

Only going out at night etc.

I'd rather die alone knowing that I'm happy and content with myself rather than still loathing myself but somehow be accepted by others.

But I do :^)

Way too much personal responsibility, I want to keep my hobbies without some bitch breathing down my neck all the time.

Plot twist: OP is 26, the girl is 12.

>talk to a girl to get it out
>feel nothing when she starts feeling sappy about you
>play games instead
>she leaves and you get feel the sap feelings
>she comes back and you repeat the cycle

Does your sister count?

absolutely discussing

im backtracing OP

and shes a hambeast

so it barely counts

Too rich for my blood. I also prefer having time to improve myself and focus on my own personal hobbies so relationships don't usually last long.

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i feel like theres a lot of girls that are available for dating and stuff, but in our heads, we are so sexually charged and perverted that anyone we deem as unattractive we jusy pretend like they dont exist

dating has a lot to do with establishing a relationship with another person from what i can tell, especially dating thats more than two people fucking a lot.

i cant even easily make friends with guys, i dont see how i can even come close to being acquainted with a girl

my roommate is a girl and talking to her makes me feel like im losing brain cells

No interest.
Apparently you have to do a lot to get/keep one and I'd rather not have my valuable study/gaming time taken up doing shit I don't want to do.

Yea she is a senior in high school, I'm older than her

I am

U jelly bro?

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>tfw 20
>5'4 and 45kg
I don't even bother anymore

Guess I'm not good enough, I don't know man

Never had one in my 23 years, probably never will, whatever

> Google image search has 5 results
You fucking idiots.

Let's see some ID, kid

That's a nice cat

Capitalizing the first letter of "grandmother" makes her sounds like some cosmic being.

Why do you think he owes her money?

>105lbs
>fat
user you might need your brain checked.

sorry user, I dont even particularly want boys, i'd be really happy with having a gf, but I already like guys a little, I would say i'm really curious rather than bi though. At some point instead of being alone I might find a bf and try to find out if I like guys or not.

>wanting to get annoyed constantly

Yea I'll stick to bar sluts that go home.

because i have mental problems

I don't like people that much and I definitely don't like people touching me beyond a friendly hug

My ideal relationship would be someone I wouldn't have to do too much with besides going to a movie or something occasionally.

...

Literally because I can't afford one.
They don't like poor guys.

Having a GF isn't an accomplishment. Your shallow relationship will crumble within in a month and she will either cheat on you or find someone who isn't a mouthbreathing retard who can't even spell vidya correctly.

because I'm not going out and doing things.

I'm not really sure I want to date someone who shares my interests. Like, I don't know, I like video games but somehow feel awkward talking about them with friends. Plus most Gamers are cringy and have shit taste.

im gay

There is nothing in this world you could offer me in exchange for dealing with the kind of disgusting roastie that would spend time on Sup Forums.

the social concept of having a girlfriend is vastly overrated, i only have one life why would i waste time to search for a matching partner, either it happens or it doesnt

That would get in the way of my work.

She's the one that spellt vidya wrong not me, i did spell meow wrong though :/

you poor son of a bitch

you'll learn

>gay
>on Sup Forums
I dont believe you. there is NOBODY gay who browses Sup Forums

Because I'm not sure if I've unJUSTed myself enough yet and don't like rejection

But I do? Liking video games does ot necessarily make you a permavirgin kissless faggot nor does wanting to discuss them online.

i like dudes

user, I know you won't listen because you're posting this thread for attention and because you're excited about having a gf for the first time in your life.

You've found a girl who seems just as weird as you. You're 14 or 15, puberty's making you do dumb shit, and you spend your evenings shitposting on Sup Forums. But user, lemmie tell you one thing.

Never. EVER. put your dick in crazy.

Just don't do it, it's never worth it, and in about a year when this all falls through and your PS4's laying in a pile of broken pieces, and she's accusing you of raping her, you'll realise the magnitude of your mistake.

I do. She was my "manic pixie girl" and I worked really hard to get her. Of course, she turned out to be a normal person and not magic at all. Still wouldnt give her away for anything in the world. She is a nintendo casual faggot, I'm a PC fag. I like that I can play as much video games as I want and she likes to just watch while playing on her 3DS or what have you. Honestly I'm just glad I dont have to die alone.

your gf types like a retard

get a bf like me :^)

I tried.
The girl dropped me after the first date because I didn´t try to fuck her after 1 hour

Wait did she send a pic of bury pink girl?
Idk how you found this girl but she's nice

Had one for a while. Broke my heart, now I'm hesitant to open up to others. Plus, 28 years old and getting fat, not much left for me in my age range that isn't fucking insane or isn't a huge used-up whore.

Because I already posted on /soc/ and found a potential bf. I don't need a gf

Have you a beard ? Would yo settle with a handsome dude ? Not twink just handsome/cute-ish.

Don't do it Sup Forumsirgins.

It will make you happy at first, I won't deny that, but as it goes on she'll slowly reveal how crazy she is and drag you into it.
If she does something, it's your fault, and if you can prove it was her, then you're in big trouble.
It's a game of mental gymnastics and you bending over backwards to make them happy and they'll still find ways to give you shit. But you'll keep crawling back because now that you got a taste you don't want to go back to the crushing loneliness.

Stay away, it's just easier.

To be bluntly honest, I don't have any desire to get a gf because I'm too ugly anyway.
I just don't think I can force myself to be attracted to someone and forcing myself in a relationship wihout it...just sounds a loooot worse than long-term singlehood to me.

Threads like these make me wanna kill my self
But then i just go to waifu land in Honey Select and say fuck it.

What makes you so sure things aren't on equal grounds, where girls go out and find guys?

>tfw no s4s gf

Does your mother love you, Sup Forums?

No, and absolutely. I've had boyfriends in the past, and separating with them was smooth operation.

>Ey user, I just don't think I'm ready for all this yet
>No problem user, do you still wanna be friends and hang out and vidya and shit
>Yeah dude, you're a bretty cool dude and shit
>Alright bro, I respect your boundaries and your choice, lets hit the range sometime

Because I'm a fat ugly retard who never goes outside and is too timid to ask anyone out, what kind of question is.

Why do you assume she is crazy?

Fat loser with no money, probably.

Then go on /soc/ and find somebody

>I love you
>I love you too
Fuck you guys, I hope something wonderful happens to you both and you enjoy the rest of your lives, fuckers.

Who was in the wrong here?

my mom did crack while she was pregnant with me so I have cerebral palsy and an overall lowered quality of life compared to others. she didn't raise me and she's been minimally involved in my life.

so a solid maybe

fucking normie reeeee
is that what you wanted you FUCK?

She's underage and posting Sup Forums memes, there's like a 95% chance she's crazy.

Would you grew a beard?

LONDON?

She does. She shouldn't but she obviously does.

>Have gf
>Really craving alone time
>She leaves for something
>Have fun for about 2 days
>Already miss her and are already going insane from loneliness

Dont get used to having people around. It will make things difficult.

Because I'm a manchild.
As in, a man with the mental development of a 12 year old.

>1488170011311.jpg
You act like no one here has been using Sup Forums for more than a day.

Can't grow a beard, brohiem. Body of a lumberjack, face of a 15y/o lad.

Cesspit that is Maryland, I'm afraid. GL handsomeanon.

that pick u up l8r was meant for me dawg

3pbp. Actually got turned on a bit thinking about it. ..I need sex bad

Yeah we'll see if you're still bragging when she fucks some retarded frat guy at a party

You naive little shits make me laugh, you don't know a fucking thing, but that shit will happen to you, same as it happens to everyone else

>i love you

Yeah, sure. You don't really believe that and neither does she. Puppy love bullshit.

It's really just a case of striking a good balance between being alone to enjoy your own company, and having friends and loved ones around.

I'm 90% sure Hot Mikey is a guy using some fat dude's pictures.

Thank you you're great

Yea tbqh but now i feel bad

:(

Well good luck finding someone user, Im sure you will find somebody who will make you happy!

but I do

She looks ugly as fuck
Why would I want her as a gf?

but i already have a 9/10 gf who's autistic

>now i feel bad
You should, a lot of these people are probably never going to have someone love them.

Isn't /soc/ just beta orbiters and people comparing dicks?

I admit that I kinda have that mindset.

But at the same time, even though im fucked up, I don't want to date someone that is 300lbs. I literally had someone come up to me in highschool and tell me that a 400lb girl sitting at a table liked me. I thought it was some kind of joke I mean thats the first reaction right, and I looked over at the table and she was looking right at me and her friends were all doing that girly whisper thing while looking at me.

I just told him that she wasn't my type Of course I mean, that's what girls say to me and i'm sure they say that to other guys too. But i've tried talking to girls and developing some kind of friendship first and a few of them I learned from talking that I wasn't interested anymore in her.

>one had a kid
I mean, I kinda want to wait later in my life to have a kid, at least until im 25 or so, and this one was actually kinda awkward because later she asked me over to her place and I told her I was busy and she texted my phone a few times before she got the hint.
>few already had boyfriends
self explanatory
>one I kinda liked and talked to for 2 weeks or so
actually got to talking to mom about this girl and mom asked if I had looked her up on facebook, and I hadn't even considered it
>looked her up on facebook and it was literally her posting pictures of herself drunk
>one was even her talking about how she stayed the night at some guys place who she met at a bar
I mean at that point its clear shes looking to just live up the college lifestyle, which is cool but I obviously dont wanna be dragged along.

>another I talked to for a week or so and it all seemed good
>walking down hallway after a class the next week and guy asks me if i'm user
>yeah thats me
>asks if we can sit down at the little sitting area near the vending machines for a minute
>okay sure?
>sit down and he gets a chair and sits right in front of me
>hes whispering to me
>starts threatening me about talking to his gf

i've barely dated and lately i've lost a ton of weight and am starting to get fit. my ex is trying to push back in and wants me to go on vacation with her this spring. still pondering whether or not I should continue accepting her invites.

I'm gonna be real Sup Forums, I'm getting married this summer.
The thing is, it's a completely loveless marriage, exclusively for the various financial benefits.
My Fiancee and I both understand that there's no romantic aspect to the arrangement at all.
She had a boyfriend before I approached her.
What am I doing with my life, Sup Forums, am I making a mistake?