What do you say as she's carrying you to her home?

What do you say as she's carrying you to her home?

DEATH BY SNU SNU

tis better to have loved and lost

Can we cuddle afterwards, or is this more of a duty thing?

You're very beautiful I might add.

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can i lick your abs

>tfw no amazonian gf

I love tall girls because I'm tall 6´3´´ but I despise too muscular girls, i like them slender/skinny

Do I have to take care of the child, or can I never see you again? Sorry, this is a tad sudden

>Has anyone ever told you that you have really poor taste in men

Nintendo seems to be cashing in hard on waifubucks with BotW.
That is good. After all, why have a good game when you could have a good game with cute girls?

I'm with you, user. It's apparently too much to ask for more to be around.

Why not both?

Fuckin' Plague.
The man works fast.

Exactly: have both. Have good game, and have cute girls. At once.

She only appears in short flashbacks and is long dead in the actual game
:^)

Yes. That's what Breath of the Wild is.

And that stops people making porn of her how, exactly?

yeah, a good game with cute girls. Both.

GHOST ABJOB

I think there's a misunderstanding as to why you're here and why the rest of us are here.

Fuck off Plague. You has been fuckboi.

Please don't be gentle.

Stop by Zaxby's, please.

no way plague

'U wot m8?'

Really? That's kind of sad. I was hoping to interact with her or something.

>tfw have a brown gf
>tfw she is shorter than me by like 8 inches
>tfw she wants to shave her head because she said her hair bothers her
She's a really nice girl though, been dating her for 2 years. It feels bad to last after something like a brown amazonian gf when you already have one.

>not Link
Not canon.

"are we there yet?"

Post the edit

Probably ask why I'm being carried home.

Let her shave her head my man then you'll never have to worry about her taking forever to rinse shampoo conditioner rinse repeat her hair. Also when you're spooning you don't have to worry about her hair moving like a tentacle monster into all the pores of your face.

Plus you can cum on her head and watch it drizzle.

>every time there is a different girl that fulfill my fetishes she dies
>the generic bitches always survive
back at playing Dragon's Crown I guess

Little rough don't you think?

kek

>that
>muscle
she looks emaciated

So Sup Forums finally realized delicious brown is best huh

Well I doubt she would shave it entirely, more like Furiosa, though I don't really think it would fit her head shape that well so I'm worried about it looking bad. There are girls able to pull it off really well, like said Furiosa.

>brown gf
>wants to shave her head

Yes way, fag

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Plague stop, get your dirty thoughts out of my pure mind

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>tfw no strong muscle girl amazon gf to tease you but also love and protect you unconditionally

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>tfw too tall to ever be the short one in a relationship

Why can't tall girls be more common?

You're a big girl.

>wanting to be protected
>by a woman
Dinner better on that fucking table when she gets back too.

And so a meme comes full circle

tfw no amazon futa gf

I like her lipstick.

Fine by me if I have a gorgeous beefy wife coming home to me.

I had a dream like this last night. It was a good dream.

Well shit now I need this game in my life, but I didn't pre-order a Switch.

How many months am I going to have to wait before they're readily available?

I just wanna be...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What game is this?

LOL!

>no tall, fit girlfriend who treats you like an inept housewife and bullies you into doing your best every day

Zelda: Breath of the Wild

You probably won't get pregnant in just one night, you know? We'll probably need to keep doing this every day while you're ovulating.

Do you cook?

>make qt brown amazonian goddess who literally don't need no man
>make Link a twink who wears girl clothes and gets dommed by every woman
Why is Nintendo pandering to progressive types and why does my dick not mind?

>tfw 6'4
>tfw I will never find an amazonian gf who is taller than me

IT'S GONE FULL CIRCLE

Lanklets will never learn

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BIG SOFT IS BETTER

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tfw shes a futa

she's fucking BEAUTIFUL
i've never felt this way toward any character in vidya before tf is going on!?

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"I've never been so happy before in my life".

haha its funny bc i remmeber that meme LOLOL CCXDD

All the Gerudos are like that.

>"Taking bets now. One? Twins? Want to aim big for three?"

Are you ok user?

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>that artist

"Thank you, mistress."

why do people like shadman's art when we have fuga?

>tfw no good Korra game.

>Be manlet of manlets
>Somehow basketball girl thinks im funny
>Start dating
>She is very dominant in bed
pic related

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So good

Better book coming through.

I haven't seen a single bulge edit yet.

>all are like that
HOW DARE YOU! she's different! the complexity of her beauty is mesmerizing and unique

>that womb will never be used

She's so muscled and strong... but her ass is so big and soft...

I want it on my face so bad, I want to worship it till the end of days

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CONTINUE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

That's a dude right? Right?

This is a sfw board...

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user YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
THIS IS A GODSEND FROM HEAVEN

[Methonium] Because It's You, Shorty

Arigato, Anonymous

Caution!
Will incur stress.

names pls

They don't make a huge fucking deal and change him little times over the series.