Nindies? More like NIN DIES!

Nindies? More like NIN DIES!

Joking aside, how fucking desperate is Nintendo right now? """portable""" """console""" with 6 yr old technology, battery is a complete joke, absolutely 0 exclusive games worth playing, controls are atrocious, screen is mediocre at best, the dock could be replaced by 1 cable.... is this the end?

Rate from GameGear to Gizmondo.

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It's actually fairly modern technology by nintendo standards, the only problem is its purpose.
If they made it a newer WiiU it could have been a good deal faster without needing to worry about keeping to the thermal limits of a portable chassis, if they made it a dedicated handheld they could have removed the fan and had a more acceptable battery size.

>if they made it a dedicated handheld
Which it is, do you consider the switch anything else but a gaming tablet with a dock to output video?

indie games are shit on a console, but comfy on a handheld, fuck off OP

Enjoy your 2 hours of gameplay.

Yes because of the god damned fan.
It wouldn't be in there if it didn't have a higher clock mode while docked, they would have just underclocked it until the thermals were under control maybe throw in a couple heat pipes to spread it passively and left it at that.

So the fan isn't on while undocked?

Keep crying

Why would i cry?

Fast RMX and War Groove look pretty fucking great.

No the fan wont be on while docked.
If the SoC was sucking up that much power a ~4000MaH battery would be drained in like 40 minutes

For a phone game.

>fan

*WHIRRRRRRRRR*

*Wahoo!*

*WHIRRRRRRRRR*

*Bing!*

*WHIRRRRRRR*

*ITSA ME, ZELDA*

Oh, shitposter-kun~

Both of us know Fast RMX wouldn't be able to run on a phone and still look that good.

You need to work on that reading comprehension.

>wouldn't be able to run on a phone
You are wrong.

Actually I just fuck up my typing.
The rest of the post is consistent with a discussion on an undocked console.

BUBUBUBUT YOU SEE! THE FAN IS SO IT CAN HAVE MORE POWER!!!

IM NOT CRYING!!!

Not that bad actually seeing as aside from laptops, what way are you going to have comfortable AAA gaming in mobile or some pretty good indies. This is the main reason it should sell. Minimum console tier setup, easily accessible on the go and easy multiplayer. Joycons won't be the best but top down seem okay with them. Pro controllers don't have analog but digital buttons but that's not insanity. Overall it just needs games by winter and Nintendo kind of set it up that way, between E3 and the start of the year to tip off, big games releasing between E3 and Holliday so people don't battle the DAY1ERS and extra croud. I'd compare sales later down the line.

Tldr: portable AAA, a fine consle release plan and pro controllers not having anolog triggers isn't insanity so it's okay.

Also, if the controller chargers transfer inputs down its charging line, you can hook it up to PC and imagine amibo modded commands on that.

Can you provide source on the fan not being on while undocked?

What laptop has 2 hours of usage?

Is this when I ask you to prove it?

No, this is where i explain to you how burden of proof works.

Don't be a poorfag and get a brick dumbass

That would defeat the whole point of a laptop wouldn't it?

Show me a game that looks like this.

youtube.com/watch?v=tbf5Ef9CTIw

I believe you made a proposal that it would

the problem is noone asked for a portable wiiU

and it isnt very portable if you only get 2-3 hours per charge. just saying, the gimmick is kinda useless

You forgot to give them the its on a phone restriction for that but yeah, I wanna see if they can get one that is on the common phone.

A phone game*

You're a mingy little one aren't you.
No I can't but it's easy to assumed based on how electronics work.
Heat produced by an SoC is equal to power draw and vis versa, a chip producing more heat is chewing more power.
2.5hours for a 4000MaH battery is not consistent with a device drawing enough power to need active cooling.
It's only a little more power hungry than a phone with a similarly specced battery, which can be accounted for by the larger screen on the switch.

>NIN DIES

Easy.

Costs less then a worth labtop for what it brings- or at least from what I see

Idgaf I got a computer so I have my Steam and other needs covered

Just like the Wii U gimmick was, this is just expanding on gimmicks, gimmick on gimmick on gimmick.

Not nearly as impressive. Lighting, framerate, effects, and textures are all way inferior.

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>it's easy to assumed
Oh, so you are pulling shit out of your ass Pajeet.

Not as smooth, less skill(turning) primary controls are touch. Apple (lol) lack good local multiplayer.

A Game as good please

I'm inferring it from experience and knowledge, but yes, you can put it that way if you wish.

New Blaster Master tho.

How fucking stupid are you? If you get over 2.5 hours playing Zelda, you will get over 5 for indie games.

Shill harder.

You must be delusional then if you believe the fan will not turn on while munching through a whole battery in 2 hours.

No sale unless they get math blaster tbqh.

The comparison is laughable
I believe we mean a good game
Standard like these

*Standards
Pardon me

With the heat sink it already has passive cooling should easily be enough.

While playing games? yes.

>less skill(turning) primary controls are touch. Apple (lol) lack good local multiplayer.
Original post in this line of conversation was about graphics.

And it still doesn't match up in that regard, so what's your point?

A bit over 2 hours while blasting at max power and connected to almost everything it can while running BOTW which is actually heavy on that thing as must open worlds are heavy. Lower power consumption may but the battery by a bit but I'd realistically expect, during games like fast RMX a good 4 - 5 hours.

Also different user here, just pointing the batter is slightly less shit then thought, tho I got a brick for myself...

Joking aside, how fucking desperate are (you) right now?

Aren't phones limited by Android and iOS anyway?

Minimizing requirements won't get help in this kind of argument, this is the type of argument you maximize all aspects of both games, and its immensely more clear which one is better.

So to you I ask, if you had the chance to play either and you had the switch, which would you rather get?

>absolutely 0 exclusive games
>Mario Odyssey
>ARMS
>Xenoblade 2
>Splat Tim 2

iOS is fine, android just needs vulcan.
They'll both never be gaming machines though because the mobile industry is microtransaction hell.

I'm not that user and I don't have any particular interest in any of those games. I'm just pointing out that he was only talking about graphics and, given the context, hardware power.

>Splat tim 2
Fuck man

Sign me the fuck up

>March 23rd
>3 days until ARMS™ comes out
>So good they already have the sequel basically finnished
>Tragedy strikes and ARMS™ gets cancelled
>Sequel still comes out 2 and a half weeks later
We get this

>NIN DIES
>"We are never gonna die. Stretch across the sky-y... ooooooo oooooh"

I'm digging these indie games quite honestly. Glad I held off on FAST Racing Neo.. Redout looks good.. very excited for Blaster Master Zero... and the rest.. looks fun. mobile multiplayer gaming.. probably just what i need.. I usually never go for AAA BS.. been playing games since NES so naturally i don't find the graphical realism race too appealing.. I played GTA V and I hated it.. need aliens and demons and pixels etc

Trust me user, fast racing neo is great (I got it, it's damn hard tho) but if you want fast RMX, go for it. High speed racing possibly at some of its funnest with a gimic that isn't hard to adjust to and isn't shit so yeah. You do you, I love the indi lineup too.

>I'm digging these indie games quite honestly
Yeah, its not like they are going to release on Steam 1 month later.

yeah i know this but a few of them I can play with family members or friends.. since the switch has a screen and you can add two more joycons I can bring this thing with me to a cousins house or something for a few hours of entertainment

had some serious amounts of fun playing Smash Bros and MK8 with with friends

Fast RMX? A few that were announced to be exclusive? mobile comfortable steam? I have my all around shekles so I'll put em on what I want, it's just the switch has actual reason for variety in gaming while at most the PS4 has on PC is VR but PC has VR. so we have reason for getting a switch, especially students, people with jobs that they take a train to get to or something or a traveling kind of life

yeah really. For me, i'm kind of anti-social, so gaming is one of the few ways i can connect with people.. even with friends I have had for 8 years or so.. i dont see eye to eye with them on many things but I can always play video games with them. family too.. I hate em but I still have to spend time with em