In Mass Effect 3 on Illium, planet of the space babes, there are three duded. A Human, a Turian and a Salarian...

>In Mass Effect 3 on Illium, planet of the space babes, there are three duded. A Human, a Turian and a Salarian, all on the latter's stag do.

>They are in the Asari strip club, and receiving a dance from an Asari.

>When you approach them there is a brief dialogue of them believing the Asari looks like each of their respective species, and one suggests that the Asari use mind control so they appear beautiful to all races.

>In the Mass Effect art book, the race is described as "a race of beautiful blue alien girls"

So what, pray tell, is the Asari in the new game so FUCKING HIDEOUS.

Is this wha Ryder finds attractive, therefore we see it?

Is Ryder a secret Shrek lover?

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Mass Effect 2 was Illium... whoops

Here's the concept art.

I want to fug that alien

>meanwhile the first Asari you literally see in game in Mass Effect

FAT
MILF
ASARI
TITS

>less than 1% of the Milky Way was documented in Mass Effect
>i went andromeda cuz milky way was just 2 boring XDD *glomps you*

Everyone at nuBioware needs to stop living

MOMMY

NEED
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This.

in 2 there were News stories that popped up about new species being found, like a floating hard drive ship of VR people, and the Bird Race being ascended to galactic status. The whole northern sector of the Milky Way wasn't even colonised.

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Is it just me or is he really bad at this game?
>I also know that if I don't use my teammates and cover effectively, I will not survive
>Stands in front of enemies for the next couple minutes

He also misses a lot. Didn't watch the ammo trailer or whatever it was, but aren't those resources supposed to be scarce or something?

Is there any hope for seeing matriarch Liara in Andromeda?

MILK!

>IGN
It's a given. If you can't do it, review it

Press F

>In Mass Effect 3
It was 2

>post yfw you hear this theme
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>watched 17mins of peepee loyalty mission
>supposed late game
>everything is explained by robot , what to scan what to press litteraly a tutorial
>whole 17mins feels like tutorial
>dialog is absolute cringe


>mass effect andromeda is a 100hr tutorial with cringe writing

>we'll never see a Matriarch Liara with those tits

The worst part about Andromeda right here

i will post this in every thread i see

What's going on in this-

Oh shit! That is hideous!

Most plebs probably killed her, thus never finding out Ashley had excellent tits all along

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So did the council never look at a hologram of Saren and think to themselves "damn this guy looks pretty fuckin corrupted, we should probably not let him have free roam"

Ashley is the most underrated character in the series.

FUCK MY SAVE WAS 2 HOURS AGO

>tfw you can only have black male love interest

Would

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did

What it really boils down to is its seen as "sexist" to have attractive females in games. This is why so many of them are fuck ugly now.

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>people are actually going to buy this

Stay home howaito piggu.
But buy our games, lot of cute girls in them.

I'd find peace in the embrace of this goddess

You should see the people defending it in the comment section, it's hilariously sad.

>this is a preview guys, the game won't be anything like this

I mean the game does look fun, awful animations aside

ur mum is fun when i cum in her lol

That mission looked like a glorified tutorial though.

It even had the annoying NPC constantly telling you what to do and where to go.

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>ywn experience the taste of Asari Blueberry Breast Milk.

Mass Effect lore was always shite and full of holes.

like ur mum

>Asari use mind control so they appear beautiful
So by this logic Peebee specifically choses to look like shrek? But why?

>"sweet"
why no future slang in my future setting crafted by serious developers concerned primarily with world building and storytelling? why?

No

Either that or OP is right and we are experiencing the game through Ryder's ogre fetishizing eyes.

Is Sam a ship AI or the Salarian

HER LEGS THOUGH

SHE'S A GOD DAMN WELWALLA

Don't forget it was a LOYALTY mission and probably much of the way through the game

That doesn't do anything other than reassure me that Bioware can't design for shit.

I'm just reminding you that there's tutorial like dialogue probably halfway through the game

And I'm reminding you that makes it even worse.

That's pretty normal now days. Sad isn't it?

You can say anything about Shepard, but he/she at very least had some nice taste.

>tfw you realize how ugly Liara was in previous games compared to ME3