can a skilled photoshopper make her breasts bigger plz
Kayden Barnes
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU COOK
DROPPING SHIT IN FIRE ONLY WORKS FOR APPLES, OTHER STUFF JUST DISINTEGRATES
PROGRESSING THE PLOT HAS JUST GOTTEN ME SLATE FUNCTIONS SO FAR
I JUST WANT TO MAKE GOOD EATS FFS
Juan Howard
You dont want a good thread since you posted that pic. What is your endgame?
Jonathan Adams
How bad is the weapon durability on the best sword you can get so far?
Daniel Morris
You need a pot to cook.
Lincoln Evans
i got you my friend
Zachary Taylor
The robots, guardians, you can kill them at the beginning with crap gear. You will have to learn to perfect parry (pressing A properly while shielding with ZR)
I've killed about 7 guardians all together and made it to the final bosses castle by doing this. You can parry their lazers back at them, takes about 2 - 3 for walking guardians, and just 1 for the almost dead ones in the ground.
Ethan Green
I've come across pots sitting on the ground but found no way to interact with them. Is it an item to get for my inventory?
Austin Rodriguez
Use the pan, dummy.
The fire roasts apples and other shit. But you have to use a pan to mix ingredients. Go to the inventory, select "hold" and add the ingredients. Then go closer the pan and press "cook" when the it tells you.
Matthew Clark
hoyl shit fappfafppa
Michael Davis
You know how to catapult, right?
While you're dropping your boulder/box, can you freeze time for it, drop another boulder on it to get more speed and thus get launched higher, or does the time stop not last long enough
Jaxson Hill
Holy shit you CAN marry Zelda!
Lincoln Wilson
Drop Flint next to the pot, and swing with your weapon. It sparks the flint and lights the pot.
You can also get wood from trees, drop wood and flint next to each other, to make a campfire to pass time of day anywhere
Matthew Baker
I'd wear down my swords durability on her treasure chests, if you know what I mean
Jace Collins
They break quite easily.
Are they on fire? You need to start a fire under them to cook.
I still couldn't figure out how to.
Can you NOTarry if you don't want to?
Ian Smith
Oh shit, THAT's how. Thanks anons.
Jason Turner
>tfw a guardian kills your first horse
I didn't want or need this feel.
Ethan Barnes
Shit, I didn't know you could start a fire that way. Thanks.
Thomas Smith
Well Sup Forums?
Aiden Nguyen
>you can kill guardians that easily
I fucking love you right now.
Christopher White
>no Bill Trinen
Shit taste.
Landon Martin
Chiko has a cute personality so
Christopher Martinez
Fuck Treehouse. Seriously.
Bentley Fisher
>Long, long ago... In a past more distant than even the Great Calamity or the creation of the Divine Beast Vah Ruta… There was a Zora princess named Ruto. We know that she was an attendant to the Zora patron deity and that she was a fair and lively girl, beloved to all. Around that same time, an evil man with designs on ruling the world appeared, bringing disaster upon Zora's Domain. It is said that Ruto then awoke as a sage, facing this foe alongside the princess of Hyrule and the hero of legend. Her achievements are remembered not only by the Zora, they are also forever etched in the history of Hyrule. The Divine Beast Vah Ruta, built ages later to face off against Calamity Ganon, was named in honor of Ruto. That the Zora princess-my sweet daughter Mipha-was chosen to pilot Ruta is surely the work of fate.
Don't kow if story/lore stuff is allowed here, but this is the first real info I've seen on the game's timeline possition and it looks to be way after everything (I'm betting super post AoL).
Nolan King
No problem friend, I am just spreading the knowledge.
Landon Brown
the performance problems with the game are unforgivable
this game should not achieve any perfect ratings because of this
if you want to lock your game to 30fps, that's one thing, but if you can't even keep it that high, that's really really bad.
Owen Perry
So it taking place after OoT was a given, but the real question is- after WHICH of the three timeline splits? Like, at first I thought it was obviously after Downfall, but this text makes it sound like Link and the sages were successful in banning Ganon
John Davis
Don't like sonygger, zelda is 60 fps.
Cameron Gomez
Doesn't really matter. The last "sealing" took place 10k years, in which afterwards Ganon escaped and then we get the 100 years time skip. My personal theory is that BoTW is sort of "post" timeline convergence.
Josiah Gonzalez
What's her name and at what event was that?
Julian Ortiz
I hope we get a spinoff RTS Zelda taking place back when the Guardians were first created, active and "good".
Luis Gutierrez
Timeline convergence? The timelines are confirmed to meet together or something?
Jeremiah Jenkins
Fuck Rain Fuck Weapon Durability Fuck Stamina being OP Fuck Lightning Fuck Forced Camera Bullshit Fuck the Gyro Controls in Shrines Fuck not having a well defined shopkeep for each specific item
Charles Morris
Fuck Stamina being used for Swimming.
Running into water = instant drowning
Luis Anderson
someone give me cheat sheet for lost woods, its always my least favorite part of zelda. exploration in circles is no fun. chiko has cute accent + gave the most and best webms so chiko wins
Jordan Diaz
No, but it's a way to justify all the elements from different timelines coming together in the same game. I say "post" convergence because it could've been causes by Ganon's initial sealing and then there was around 10k years of a single timeline before he broke out again.
Jayden Rodriguez
The worst part is that Monolith Soft was involved. How did they fucked it up this much after Xenoblade Chronicles/X?
Jose Hall
HOW DO I SHIELDSURF
Connor Martinez
It takes place after Twilight Princess. The Arbiter's Grounds are found in the desert and the broken mirror shards still remain. I've heard that the the games' heavy implication of the fallen timeline is actually a retcon where this game will be the beginning of the fallen timeline which would be moved over to the child timeline. that's just rumor though.
You forgot Fuck not being able to call your horse from anywhere
Jordan Myers
Sam > Theresa > Audrey > Kindra > Chiko
Liam Reed
Fuck petting horses.
John Watson
is there anyway to summon a pot or do I just have to remember where they are on the map?
Dominic Hall
i do not think you can bring/summon pots, so you have to find them on the map.
Juan Lee
MILK!
Charles Scott
Where do you turn in korok seed after the maracas guy?
Eli Hernandez
korok village
Gabriel Gray
Where is it, smart guy?
Wyatt Gutierrez
lost
Joshua Lewis
Lost wood, just north of Hyrule Castle.
Liam Phillips
...
Jack Robinson
Audrey, Sam and Chiko are cool as fuck
Mason Johnson
>it damages your shield
Jesus christ that's disappointing
Josiah Green
>Fuck Forced Camera Bullshit >Fuck the Gyro Controls in Shrines Gyro is optional, user.
Jaxson Foster
Do you need a pro controller? There's no option to disable it.
Henry Ramirez
Go outside.
Noah Butler
You're too stupid to live.
Connor Sullivan
How the fuck are you supposed to bean the Lynels?
Nathan Nguyen
What the FUCK Do I have to find the location of every single picture in the Slate?
Ethan Perez
Yes.
Nathaniel White
How do they work?
Lucas Flores
I have no CLUE where like 8 of these pictures are. The 4 I found have taken me like, several hours to find
Thomas Jackson
what's the replay value on this
Juan Watson
Can someone fill me in. Where can I get a Wii U copy? I have a hacked Wii U.
Landon Gutierrez
www.nfl.com
Dylan Rogers
Thanks
Joshua Wilson
>MILK >I >L >K
Christian Perry
Are all weapons able to charge by using stamina, or only certain ones? Also if you improve your stamina do you get to charge your attacks for longer and stronger or attacks or just more attacks?
Aaron Rodriguez
Damn, I didn't know Sarah Silverman played Zelda.
Blake Martin
Who cares, it's meaningless in the long run.
Robert Gray
...
Grayson Howard
Meaningless? You mean once you get the master sword? Or is there something I'm missing?
Ethan Jackson
>no option to turn off voice acting
Ethan Edwards
The exact reason why I'm pirating it. The English Zelda voice made me want to throw up.
Charles Taylor
Change the language?
Adam Nelson
All the voices are horrible. Zelda is the worst because she's the only one trying to put emotions into it.
Austin Green
I did. I hate my language's dubs in general, so my console is in English. But this Zelda is so bad that I had to switch back to my language.
Tyler Campbell
You don't, you just run
Luis Mitchell
...
Jack Smith
anyone knows how to solve Vah Ruta's puzzle? I'm at the gear with a chest and a ball, for like a couple of hours.
Eli Brooks
Is Kindra a man?
Carson Williams
>implying if user can get to half his HP I can beat it
David Fisher
this has to be intentional right?
Jacob Morales
Is lightning supposed to be hitting the ground during a storm? Will I end up getting hit by it? This just started up as I was leaving a shine
Jeremiah Morgan
RIP
Bentley Wright
You're missing the fact that you're playing a generic open world game made by Ubisoft.
Lucas Hall
I think I'll be fine. I just noticed that all my metal equipment in the inventory is flashing with a green bolt, I'm assuming equipping that means trouble.
John Lee
Is modding the wii u easier than modding the 3ds? That shit was a pain
Aaron Thomas
Not gonna lie I never noticed tat and I kept dying
Xavier Edwards
Several hundred times easier.
Benjamin Wright
Has anyone found the Cohorint named place that was datamined from the game? Is Marin there? The Wind Fish?
Nathaniel Kelly
>Running from a lion-horse How the fuck are you going to do that?
Alexander Gutierrez
You can't run either, they are faster than horses and have bows
Jacob Powell
>Chiko in last
Wyatt Myers
What is the recipe that will get me the warm doublet from the old man? Spicy peppers, raw meat, and what else??