Cooter is back and lookin for some sweet sweet Betas, what are some cool upcoming betas Sup Forums?
Cooter is back and lookin for some sweet sweet Betas, what are some cool upcoming betas Sup Forums?
Anthony Myers
Christopher Watson
Go to the gym, Coots.
Dylan Cooper
why's he lumpy
Michael Walker
He looks like a swollen ballsack
William Martinez
I think that dog has cancer. Get those lumps checked out.
Lucas Martinez
He's a big guy
Ryder Myers
is he okay? he doesn't look healthy user.
Carson Collins
For you
Isaiah Wright
Dog skipped leg day
Kayden Wilson
reported
back 2 leddit, queer
Jaxson Fisher
don't like the name Cooter, that's not his fault, but I care about him enough to want to know why he is so bumpy.
Bentley Morales
Is that a fucking squig?
Austin Watson
exploding dog
Jacob Jones
If your dog has that many cancer lumps it's probably begging for death.
Joseph Harris
W-what's going on here?
Joshua Morris
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Luis Edwards
beautiful bird. it deserves more dignity than you're showing it by posting its corpse on here for lulz or whatever.
Tyler Foster
it's just a weird angle
Robert Bell
This. PS Cooter died like 2 years ago I think he did have cancer but you def can't see any cancer in his pics.
PS Betas guys
Evan Myers
RIP lumpy doggo
Blake Gomez
he was just WEIRD looking?!
Ian Perez
what is this thread
Joseph Jackson
He was just absurdly huge. Here he is next to a normal large dog.
Very nice temperament though.
Lincoln Turner
wow holy f
Juan Jackson
He looks more fat than 'naturally' huge.
But he was a good, happy dog? That's nice, then.
Evan Cox
I don't have one of him standing, but he's like a fucking horse, dude.
Ayden Cox
Alright alright. I'll take your word for it, user.
Charles Gonzalez
too interesting of an OP pic
Samuel Wilson
rip
Sebastian Thompson
Can someone tell me what's wrong with this dog?
Robert Wright
too wet
Easton Miller
The best indicator of if an animal is fat or just big is their gut.
A non-pregnant dog shouldn't have a belly that's as big as their chest or goes past it.
His dog isn't fat, it's just really fucking big.
Caleb Carter
Don't most bloodhounds look like shit after being a puppy? They always look sad and old.
John Harris
Can I get a quick rundown on this dog?
Adrian Wright
it spilled its water
Camden Jenkins
omg it's so cute. I want to exercise the shit out of it.
Brayden Bennett
what does Sup Forums think of my dog
Ethan Wood
That is a very nice volleyball you have there.
Kevin White
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Matthew Thompson
Let's see Larry David fuck with that.
Nicholas Gonzalez
mother of tumors!
Jordan Harris
Looks like it ate an oversized golf ball
Grayson Hughes
>back 2 leddit, queer
Evan Morales
This dog looks fucked up
Connor Ross
Why do you have that image in such high definition?
Justin Hill
what's wrongo with doggo
Robert Hill
why am i laughing so hard
i'm sorry cooter i don't mean to disrespect your memory i don't even have any hot betas for you.....
Ian Baker
Every animals evaluation for obesity is different. Dogs are quite easy. If you place your hands on it's sides, can you easily feel ribs without applying much pressure? Perfect weight.
Christopher Ross
old vietnamese dudes wouldn't be able to resist snatching him up to cook
(am i the only one who has seen this?)
Matthew Sullivan
>can you easily feel ribs without applying much pressure?
wouldn't that be true for malnourished doggos as well? seems like a flawed evaluation desu senpai
Carson Price
If you can see the ribs, and don't need to use your hands, then they are underweight.
Colton Perry
even on naturally lean breeds like greyhounds?
Cooper Sanders
obvososoly not
but if u want to be a dickie then go ahead
p.s. greyhound genes are about as fucked as pug genes
that naturally low weight and constant shaking can't be healthy
Justin Powell
Yeah there a lot of ways physically check a dogs weight in person with the rib check being the first for dogs that might be underweight.
Any and all dogs should have that abdominal dog should have an ideal abdominal tuck though, it's a pretty good indicator for judging obesity at a glance.
Jacob Ward
is this a calvin and hobbes reference?
Austin Torres
it's posing for an album cover
Colton Myers
Greyhounds freak me out. Their skeletons are so fucked that they can't sit properly. They cannot put ass to ground. They make existence look very uncomfortable.
Aaron Foster
>Lassie bows to Cooter
>In contact with Elaines
>Possess canine-like abilities
>Controls the backyard with an iron but fair paw
>Owns castles & banks globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal bloodhound line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Cooterville will be be the first city)
>Owns 99% of Beggin Strips editing research facilities on Earth
>Already has designer puppers
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Wishbone
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological bacon with him
>He owns regurgitated grass R&D labs around the world
>You likely have regurgitated grass inside you right now
>He learned fluent speak in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Cooter. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Coots
>Cooter has been deceased for 2 years now, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a good boy.
William Campbell
lion ate too much japari buns!
Lincoln Sullivan
noice
Julian Johnson
came for the video games
stayed for the dogs when I realized there was no video games
do you think the dog time dog is dead?
Leo Reed
That's a lion being fattened up so its enlarged organs can be sold for fake Chinese medicine, user.
Carson Scott
why is that dog so buff?
is he on the P90
Zachary Bailey
DONT BULLY DOGS
Benjamin Rogers
Why is cooter named after a girl's front bottom?
Henry Morris
that's a cheetah dumass
Samuel Kelly
where are the video game
Elijah Foster
is this a dog thread?
here's a tired, old dog that doesn't care about guns and just wants to sleep
Connor Clark
...
Austin Mitchell
do you like my dog?
Landon Price
YES IT IS
Nathan Perez
What's with the birds?
Nathaniel Allen
...
William Rivera
too...much...japari buns...
Benjamin Rogers
POSTING WILD FUZZY BITING DOGS
youtube.com
youtube.com
>tfw romeo ;_;
Liam Campbell
...
Jaxson Bennett
Muh derg
Cooper Taylor
...
Hunter Adams
This, poor cooter.
Here's my dog looking uncomfortable with a video game.
Lincoln Sanchez
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Camden Wright
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Jace Williams
>the dog didn't die
phew
myfox8.com
Jordan Hill
I hate seeing fat dogs, its only because their owners are such lazy fat fucks themselves that they end up that way. The dog shouldn't have to suffer because someone is too fucking lazy to get up and walk it once a day. I mean fuck, you're taking care of a living creature, take some fucking responsibility.
Justin Peterson
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Ryder Gomez
>there's a high-res image of dogola
Christopher Cooper
OP, i think i know where you got that from
Grayson Kelly
Alpha? He's clearly been gamma for quite some time; bruce banner fucknugget.