LOL OBESITY

LOL OBESITY

>'za
Wew lad

>video games

I find this series more enjoyable picturing his voice the same as master shake

> Ever getting that from kike pizza chains
If you pay for their """extra cheese""" they will add like 25 extra grams of cheese to the fucking thing and charge you up the ass for it.

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>pizza chains
Well there's your problem. You expect quality food and service from the pizza equivalent of American McDonalds. Order your pizza from local shops.

>muh micropizzeria

piss off you hipster

LOL HE'S A FAT FUCK

>'za

Do Americans actually say this?

>wanting quality pizza makes you a hipster
DominosIDF pls go.

Is that some sweet 'go style 'za I see?

>wanting to think about pee when consuming or about to be consuming your delicious 'za

> za
Is this a jojo reference?

>tfw I've never been to a pizza chain

LOL

>Order your pizza from local shops.
Seriously this. I don't care how hipster it sounds. I live in a small shitty town in Ohio, but we have a local pizza place that makes the best pizza I've ever eaten

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I have never in my entire life heard someone say it like that and if I have it would have been in a joking manner.

'za is just a /ck/ meme

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My small time town in Ohio's local pizza places are fucking garbage with undercooked za's. The best we can do is Gionino's.

Lol im a fat homosexual. Drumpf sucks amirite people?!

talk about big time lmao

LOL

Where's the joke?

I live in New York and there is no less than five privately owned pizzerias within ten minutes of my home. The thought of eating at a pizza hut has never once crossed my mind

All that stuff on the bottom is clearly a parody of today's social media obsessed society.

FIXED

LOL

no, but I don't hang out with fat people so maybe it's a fat American thing? they're not really humans

Goddamn, is this real? No spidey is this much of a savage.

Too many words, you can still streamline it.

He learnt it from supes

and why the fuck does spelling checker say learnt is wrong

Basic but not bad.

>I frequently get messages from people questioning their gender identities telling me how my comics have helped them. So I know that by doing this I am doing good in the world, and I would happily do it for free. Only, that's not how the world works, and it's getting difficult to keep this going on my own.
>31 patrons, $221 a month

How can Bam Ham ever recover from that sick burn?

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*learned*

he can't

I had to learn all irregular verbs in highschool user-kun. Including learnt

>Jewish IQ
Hmm wonder who could be behind this comic...

Who is this racist girl?

Tumblerina the feminist fairy.

I have a sneaking suspicion that this is shopped

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LOL

No, stop trying to boogieman Americans.

Haha

:(

hahahaha

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Even looking at edits makes me sick

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Just imagine the pizza is Battleborne, and Ronnie is just watching Steam data

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>not buying a frozen 'za and decking it out in extra topping yourself

do you even fat

>dead animal, probably your pet, placed in your locker
>get beat to a bloody pulp
>go back home dejected
>hay bf wanna FUCK me? lol
this is so utterly degenerate, seriously? after all that you're going to casually fuck while still bloody WHILE showing it that you're clearly depressed and not in a mood? or am I missing something? fucking trash

Really tickles my pink in a thoughtful way.

What's wrong with this?

Seriously. Replace the chick with a dude and it still works. Not too funny, but hey. At least it doesn't use vaginas as a crutch.

This is satire, right?

>'za

is this actually a thing in burgerland? Why don't you degenerates not call it pizza like normal people do.

From what I gather, females get pressured to marry and have kids more than your average guy does. Your parents aren't going to be super worried if you're single and 30 but for women being single and 30 seems much worse in the eyes of others.

Funnily enough it's often other women doing it. The whole "wow don't you just wanna have 6 kids and settle down already :^)".

Trump got to be president without the adoration or approbval of society as a whole. It's entirely unnecessary to be successful.

O B S E S S E D

I seriously can't comprehend which side this picture is taking

Well what else is there to achieve as a woman? "Hey mom/dad I got a raise and now make almost as much as that guy who [does X]".

>guys don't get pressured to marry and have kids

Tell my mom that, fuck

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>guy shows concern for your well being
>le sigh XDDDD
Fucking women

jesus christ

>more than your average guy does
They still do, yeah.

What else is there to achieve as a man?

And don't tell me you bought into the whole "hurrdurr a woman's dollar is 0,7 dollars" bullshit. In the first world women get paid the same for the same hours. People just look at the numbers and fail to use them properly.

>Well what else is there to achieve as a woman?
First human parthenogenesis. I can't believe those lazy bitches haven't done it yet.

I disagree
is my experience too.

And far more for me and my brother, than my sister.
Hugely more.
Anecdotal, but I know my friends are similar.


Besides, I thought women were being pressured to go into the workforce now?

He does, at least twice if I remember correctly

>feminists and modern women actually prefer working shitty jobs instead of fulfilling their biological roles of motherhood

Why is such a super cunt?

You're married and happy with kids, right?

I'd fucking love it if I could just sit at home doing some half-assed house chores and taking care of a kid instead of having to work, and all the while my wife brings in money.

That said, I don't know if I'd really want to throw away my personal career development and monetary gain and just entrust it all to another person who may or may not fuck me over some years down the line. Kind of shitty trying to get back into the job market if you've been staying at home for a decade.

>while still bloody WHILE showing it that you're clearly depressed and not in a mood?
you're so close and yet so retarded. recognizing all this and recognizing that she asking her bf to fuck her makes absolutely no sense and still not realizing that you missed the point. that's impressive.
it's more likely that her bf just completely oversaw all of these things you mentioned and wanted to fuck, she just went along because she's already broken and the bf only realizes that something is wrong when the sex isn't good.

>biological roles
Well, actually acting like a human being is infinitely superior to acting out the entire scenario your animal part of the brain has hardwired in.

Not saying they are perfect at it, but just trying to be HUMAN makes them better than all those traditional mothers who lived on biological autopilot.

>I don't know if I'd really want to throw away my personal career development and monetary gain and just entrust it all to another person who may or may not fuck me over some years down the line. Kind of shitty trying to get back into the job market if you've been staying at home for a decade.

This, pretty much

>better than all those traditional mothers who lived on biological autopilot.
They could have done something else and they didn't.

Yeah, that's what alimony and all the other shit are for. Too bad the system is fucking broken, marriage courts are a hoax and far too many women abuse the system. It's come to the point where marriage is quite simply not worth it.

>acting like a human is not acting like a human
>choosing some arbitrary, shittier roles that are bound to leave you less happy, or even miserable and at the same time cause harm to society around you is being human
>but just trying to be HUMAN makes them better than all those traditional mothers who lived on biological autopilot.
Being a mother is being a human.

Yeah we also call blueberries bloobs and strawberries strawbs

That's right.
They could be human. But instead they were just insects, zombies.
Being an animal is not being a human. Being a human is being something more than a trained chimp that performs "biological roles".

>acting like a human being is infinitely superior to acting
>out the other parts of your base impulses.
You can run and hide in caves, but your base instincts are always behind you, stop pretending we're not naked apes.

Keks

I fucking dread the day I have kids.

I can't tell anymore if I really want to have some or not. I keep thinking I "should" have kids one day but I'm 26 and I just keep thinking "maybe in ten years". What if I still think "maybe in ten years" when I'm 36?

It's not when you get married or move in with someone that you have to drop all your hobbies and re-arrange your life. It's when you have kids. It's some eleven years of your life revolving around the kid.

And no I'm not a woman.

>They could be human. But instead they were just insects, zombies.
>Every women who was a stay at home mom was just an animal

Yeah, nah.

Animals don't "waste their lives" on art, science, research and philosophy.
Animals live their lives out to the fullest by caring only about fun and passing on their genes.

>That blatant fat fetish.
My melanin-enriched individual.

Except for the furry shit.

>Being an animal is not being a human.
Humans are animals, no matter how much you try to pretend we're not.
>Being a human is being something more than a trained chimp that performs "biological roles".
Except that everything you do is some sort of biological "role". You can't just detach yourself from your nature and still exist as a thinking, functioning being. There are some base, biological drives that are better for the person and society to be fulfilled, while fulfilling some are worse.

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Because they are too stupid and do not have the same kind of intellectual potential as humans do. You are still an animal, just a more complex one than others.

Remove (male)Rabbit from the first frame and it's pretty much loss.

Why the fuck can't I find sauce for this shit?
I wanna read more goddammit

Where's the update Dan?

I don't get it