Aloy is cute. CUTE! Seriously, she's real and fuckable

Aloy is cute. CUTE! Seriously, she's real and fuckable.
>inb4 zelda fags posts pictures of their pig faced dimbo.
Aloy is better than zelda because she's actually human, Zelda is a elf and still looks ugly, there's no comparison. Aloy looks stunning compared to zelda and even some zeldafags admit it.

sorry op but real life grosses me out

Aloy's character isn't something you should focus on. She doesn't look very good especially in motion.

>Zelda is a elf

I don't see the downside here.

>goblin nose
(you)

We already have a thread for triggered roasties.

Really nice you thinking about women like piece of meal, thanks for leave alone a Zelda.

>robot

>my friend is actually excited for this game
schadenfreude is going to be cranked up to 11 when he gets his copy and finds out it's a piece of shit

Nowhere close OP.

>no freckles
She's shit user.

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That's a qt neanderthal you posted there user

Okay, Who honestly thinks Aloy is pretty? She's literally stereotypically ugly, what the fuck is happening?

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you never touched a real woman did you?

well she is white

Model is alright but animation leave a lot to be desired in this game

She doesnt look human? Color her green and you have Shreks girlfriend

ugly

I've seen ok-looking men fight, betray, lie, scheme, and almost kill over uglier women IRL. Trust me, if the average-looking Aloy was real, quite a few men would White Knight the fuck out of her. We both know this as fact.

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if that's stereotypically ugly then i'd be more than okay with having an ugly girlfriend.

her nose is so fucking huge

took me by surprise

>she's real and fuckable
Maybe if it's closing hour at the bar and you've struck out with every other girl.

She looks like a rat and im a ps4fag

Stop pushing fat aka "thick" fetish

>Aloy is better than zelda because she's actually a man
ftfy

>Playing shit games

What the fuck is wrong with you

>thick
wearing realistic clothes that layer over each other

>ywn be a Sonypony

Holy shit

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WHY ARE THERE NO ALOY LEWDS ANYWHERE

Ugly as a pig. Has the nose too.

Aloy>Zelda. Prove me wrong.

even her porn is bad

posting it cus you just had to shitpost

Zelda is ugly, Aloy is /ourgirl/ now

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Woah so this is the power of virginity

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It's the power of ironic autism

Does anyone have some beer goggles I can borrow so I can see what TC is seeing?

Top kek

This is Bravely Default EU CE levels of bad

Top jej

She looks like a pig fucked a caveman.

>She looks like a rat and im a ps4fag

Always knew sjws were more delusional than weebs

>she's real
no?

>cute

he sure is

Well that was a show stopper.

Why couldnt they make her look cuter? Whats wrong with that

Why do white males freak out so much whenever there's a female lead in ANYTHING?

Serious question.

Their target audience is women, who are threatened by women more attractive than them.

Stop posting this ugly ogre

(You)re a faggot

Serious answer

shill

Honestly her smile is probably one of the if not THE most realistic smile ever conveyed in a game. It's creepily realistic.

>smile

no that's a grimace.

dat native girl pretty hot doe

>missed the power cell in the Mountain's Womb after you wake up from the Proving
>can't get back in
Am I doomed?

That's a customer service smile.

Just horizon-kun spamming same thread over and over trying to appeal to waifufags

I THINK I'M CUTE

were they going for the "ogre fiona" look or did that just happen?

why do so many female video game characters look Iike shrek characters these days?

I KNOW I'M SEXY

She's between ugly and plain. She can look decent from certain angles like they pic with her hand on her head but any time you see her face straight on it looks bad

I KNOW IM SEXY.

>Aloy is cute
HAHAHAHAHA, nop

because muh realistic females

Not even her younger version is cute

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Her younger version looks like a goblin but not in a cute way.

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Wow OP is right WTF I love Aloy now

top jlal

Suddenly Mass Effect: Andromeda's shitty-looking waifus make sense...

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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

I'd rather fuck her voice actor's feet, thank you

I think she looks more like joe dirt

>Aloy is better than zelda because she's actually human
Except she's not, she's a fucking robot.

Check and mate fag

>far future of humanity
>they all look like nigged out neanderthals
Really makes you think.

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they literally put ashlys face on this ugly bitch, made her eyes green and fuckin ginger. totally hideous, her ears remind me of the little troll toys

kek

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Hahahaha!

Is Aloy autistic?

Verizon: zero friends

How many levels of falseflagging are we on? I can't follow these threads anymore.

>CUTE!
No, she fucking isn't. Get some standards.

>Seriously, she's real
What the fuck does that even mean?

>and fuckable.
I mean, sure, a dead fish is also fuckable. Doesn't mean I'd want to do it.

Get out and take your ugly piece of shit with you

nigga ew

Sup Forums is just on a useless "sharp knees wouldn't fuck"-rampage over fucking nothing.

Completely this. She's unconventionally pretty but not specifically beautiful. Sup Forums is stepping on a new low here. Things like yelling at Mass Effect: Andromeda models are warranted but not with this one. They're literally pulling shit out of their asses.

>that perfect profile
Shoot me in the head

looks ugly

Shes cute, 7/10

We need to go even deeper my friend. For the sake of shilling and love.