This is your girlfriend (male) for tonight, say something nice to her

This is your girlfriend (male) for tonight, say something nice to her

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I WANT TO KISS LINK!, I WANT TO KISS LINK ON THE MOUTH!.

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[Beyonce music intensifies]

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Good thing there's a veil

this is just zelda being playable right? its not actually link?

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Link is MANLY. Adult OoT Link is best and manliest Link.

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Oh yeah totally check out the tits, totally Zelda

A veil is a gerudo from majora, so it's a threesome?

zelda stuffs her bra

So we got girl Link after all

why is this allowed?
10/10

Please, Link is not for sexual engagement

We got boy Link dressed as a girl, which is better

Crossdressing Twinks > Femboy Traps

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as I understand it, femboys are distinct from traps

lol ex dee

I think you mean roffle

dear god more

gibs me dat boipucci

>i'm going to wreck your ass so hard that you will need a whole lot of rupees to get it fixed.

i wanna suckle on her cock

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Needs more muscular thicc qt3.14

When people find out that the 8-bit Link amiibo gives you the classic outfit, it will sellout quickly.

I've already bought three to sell. The local Gamestop I've bought them from says they won't be ordering anymore. Also looking at Amazon trends, sales of the 8-bit Link have slowly started to pick up right after the leaks happened.

iob am

>They pulled the whole "Super old person trapped in a lil persons body" gag almost right after the beginning of the game with this character
>Then turns out Fish people stay child shape even when they get old as butts

Man after midna got popular they realized they had to pander didn't they

youtube.com/watch?v=9LtXeOBnRtY

Femboy is a trap. Just one that doesn't necessarily crossdress.

Why is Sup Forums so gay?

Was making me beat my dick to a dude Nintendo's intention?

Because men are superior

Red pilled on boipucci

>12 inches vs. 5 inches

Nerd prison gay from going completely sexless and completely unappealing to women for so long.

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Remember girls are better.

this unironically, but also men seem more interesting
always were

Because Sup Forums likes things that look like girls but have dicks instead of scary vaginas.

Who can blame them?

Straight people.

I also don't like tits. Twinks and traps have all the best pats of girls and boys.

and what girl parts do they have?

He was right

There is nothing appealing about a vagina by itself. In fact, the more obvious of a vagina that it is (ie, a roastie) the less appealing it is even to normies.

This. Love only exists between males.

Girls are objectively ugly, on the outside and the inside. All educated and upstanding men know that love is only genuine when it's between two guys.

If you consider smooth skin feminine, that. If not, none I guess.

REMINDER:
>4 dungeons
>4 literally reskinned bosses that looks exactly the same
>game can be completed in under half an hour otherwise FOUR HOURS LONG
>10 WEAPONS
>LINK IS A FAGGOT NOW
>6 SONGS IN THE ENTIRE GAME
>Ganondorf is a monster now because LOL WHY NOT
>FUCKING GRAPHICS LIKE IT BELONGS ON THE PS2
>half of the game is behind a pay wall

AND RETARDS WILL STILL BUY IT

So wait you prefer is something looks like a girl, may even have tits, hips, and ass like a girl but between its legs you want to see a dick instead of a nice pussy?

it's gameplay the game user, also has crossdressing Link
it's objectively goty

None. Twinks are 100% male, even when they crossdress.

Only if it's feminine

Because gay is virtuous and superior to mentally ill heterosexuality.

THIS

Cute boys will always be better than girls or trannies that want to be girls.

Slender body, pretty face

post more of zelda

jeeeesus fuck

Those are both traits that only men can have though.

Men are objectively more slender and have more refined, pretty faces than women.

You're welcome.

what we got is better

I hate to be THAT guy but how are SJWs handling this?

Assuming they still care, of course.

Gerudo Man-Whore Link taking his own knot from Wolf Link when?

who cares, this will never not result in shitty derails

I cannot wait for more art, god damn belly dancer outfits absolutely destroy my dick.

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I see an user with great taste.

I want spank Link's big fat feminine rump!

I'm straight but if a cuteboy like Link offered himself to me I would drop load after load in his tight boipucci

That's how it starts user.

Could this be a jojo reference?

You're Roman Straight, the patricians choice

Welcome to the club of "straight" guys

where is a stream

where are leak videos

where can i see a guy actually running all the way to ganon WITHOUT IT CUTTING OFF RIGHT WHEN HE'S ACTUALLY ABOUT TO APPEAR

You're trying way too hard

i know where the leak is

Is it your peanus weanus

yes

wtf im gay now!

here's your (You) you fucking NIGGER

i'm not black tho

your attitude is

i'm sorry

Fuck off.

>stop talking about games I hate!

And people say the Link lovers are faggots.

FUCK OFF YOU CANCEROUS FAGGOTS
STOP SPAMMING YOU SHITTY FUCKING GAME WITH THESE FORCED THREADS
FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU ARE A CANCEROUS GROWTH ON THIS BOARD.

Did you do this shitraging with every other new/upcoming game that has had multiple threads because people liked it?

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I disagree.

A femboy can under certain circumstances become a trap, but trap implies them being visually almost identical to a female, which is really only possible for the insanely genetically abberant, and/or with the aid of makeup, mild prostheses, and generally concealing clothing.

Twinks are more effeminate than your average guy, but still retain basic male shape.

Femboys are much further along the feminine scale, being popularly represented with disproportionately wide hips and narrow shoulders, along with more translucent skin and feminine facial features, but still very much identifiable as male.

Trap is a classification of outward appearance and intent. A real trap isn't immediately visually distinguishable from a real girl, but this might change drastically once they're not disguised with anything.

This guy knows what's up.

did you go to college for this?
ya big science nerd!

Hey is that a reference to something?

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yes