Why does it attract so many gays and women?

Why does it attract so many gays and women?

universal appeal

Because it's fairy tales about noble handsome knights, saving princesses.

link is a boyslut

effeminate male main character

pop "nerd" culture

lol I'm such a nerd

so are the timeless tales of King Arthur and you don't see any faggots obsessed with those and women hate em for being 'chauvinist'

That idea has always been bullshit. There are a dozen other franchises for women to glom onto. Why Zelda specifically?

Because link wears tight pants like a faggot exposing his buldge

agree'd I wish they would go for my CoDbro audience sometime, Nintendo needs to make more chances and make Zelda into a FPS to bring in the CoDBro audience like myself.

Are you living in some alternate reality? Nothing you said makes sense.

Let's examine it.

"Fairy tale" atmosphere that is for the most part very light on heavy themes or deep lore
Bright colors
Young boy / effeminate teenager protagonist
YAAAS SLAY QWEEN princess (especially true in BotW)
Simple puzzles
Usually has a cute array of creatures and characters
Easy enough for anyone to beat
Got popular for not just it's longevity but for the quality of the time

I think it makes sense, it's just easy for hambeasts to run with now

>gays and women
no need to be redundant.

link is effeminate yet masculine. Women love that shit, and by extension so do gays.

It is family-friendly

Entry level

That said, being entry level isn't bad. In fact, Zelda is an amazing entry level series

Title has the name of a girl, who isn't a bombshell, so sjw flock to it. Plus nintendo is into kids, so they can be pressured by sjw to do sjw stuff.

Because it's a good franchise, unlike the moeshit Sup Forums likes.

link is a bitchboi

Because cod/gears of war/god of war totally wasn't marketing to this in any way at all.

unless your game collection is nothing but flight sims, doa beach volleyball and FFx-2 then there's a 50/50 chance youre fapping to dudes.

>entry level

i see what you did there ;)

I certainly am making sense my good man. All the chivalric medieval romances are considered sexist and chauvinist today. Why do you think there's so many books that feminists writers wrote where Guinevere and Morgan le Fay are portrayed sympathetically instead of a whore and a witch?

Penis

I don't take the beliefs of new age feminists, and project them onto the mass of women. All women know, is that Link is cute, and he's coming to save Zelda, and oh look a fairy and horses and little creatures.

Its been too long since i've fapped to some classic bear porn

I should go fix that
I played it as a kid and its fun. I don't want to fuck link though so idk

because its a meme game. all the retro hipsters and gaymurr gurls think they are cool and hardcore for liking zelda.

is it not obvious?

Google "shota"

This.

Zelda gets you more nerd cred than Mario while still being easy enough to beat. Why girls want nerd cred in the first place baffles me more than anything, though.

I want Link to look more masculine. I want him to get the same transformation as Ike.

what if some just like it?

Because unlike you, it's attractive and fun.