It's my and Chun Li's birthday!
Say something nice about us.
It's my and Chun Li's birthday!
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you ruined 3s
>49 years old
NOOOOOOOOOO
Lara croft is 50.
49 and still thicc.
>weight: unknown
Chun Li is a fatty who's selfconcious about her weight!!
That is clearly using jap so its 3rd jan
>height in feet and inches
Nice try faggot
Taller than me. FeelsBadMan
why havnt you just killed yourself yet?
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hey, I remember her last birthday thread
what an uneventful year it was
He doesn't love himself some GILF
You both have nice tits
I will reveal my boob size, but not my weight. Teehee.
Fucking women.
it is also my birthday. It is a good day.
A 22 inch waist is impractically tiny.
>5'8"
Unnerving for her to be that size and have those thighs. For that matter, I don't understand how you guys can want a woman that's a fair bit shorter than you or more. That just feels wrong.
In any case, Happy Birthday, faggot!
>For that matter, I don't understand how you guys can want a woman that's a fair bit shorter than you or more. That just feels wrong.
when dey short dey get thigg
>Unnerving
You mean unbelievably arousing. Also most women are pretty short, I think 5'8 is a fair bit taller than the average woman.
The taller a woman gets, the more curves they lose. A woman who is above 5'9 almost becomes damaged by their height as they nearly all become lean.
Happy birthday, OP. I hope you don't become unimportant because something better named Cammy comes along.
>I don't understand how you guys can want a woman that's a fair bit shorter than you or more. That just feels wrong.
Wat a fag
Never ask a woman her weight
A woman can be fairly tall and also thick.
Then my 6'0" is rare?
Shit, and here I want mid 6-low 7.
It'd feel like you're having sex with someone half your age, easy. That just doesn't fly. I mean, I'd like to pick her up and shit, but not for the tradeoff.
>Girls want tall guys
>Guys want short girls
>They make babies who will never be tall boys or short girls
>they make babies who will never be tall boys
A walk around the local college says you're really fucking wrong.
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>Going on half a century
I swear the moment Asian women hit 50 they turn into angry dehydrated prunes.
>Not wanting a lean amazon to be your lifetime companion
>Chun-Li is 49.
Fucking BUENO.
You can both get some birthday dick?
I don't fucking know you and Chunners is garbage so I don't have anything else for you.
Sorry.
>Chunners is garbage
How does it feel having literal shit taste
>3-Size
How is this relevant? What the fuck is wrong with Japan?
Well it sucks, you know?
Everything I eat is shit. Everything I drink is shit. Even the scent of the air is a constant reminder of a trip inside a rest stop. I've become emaciated due to my throwing up every time I try to eat a meal. Or just about every time I try to take a breath. I have to wear a specialized breathing mask and have nutrition supplied through an IV just so I can survive.
It isn't very fun.
Goddamn I love Floe so much
Sounds about right.
would still bang
>Not liking MILFS/GILFS
Gay beyond all belief.
I want her to crush my skull with her thighs.
What is the best Chun-Li futanari doujin?
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>there's no good Chun-Li nor Cammy Rule 34
prove me i'm wrong
hello birthday bros
never played SF but she's pretty thicc i guess
Wasn't Rosalina's weight attributed entirely to star matter in her crown and garments?
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