FUUUUUUUUU

FUUUUUUUUU...

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-SION!

HAAAAAAAAAAA!

W-what's going on?

Name 1 (one) lie todd said

See those mountains over there, user?
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!

Todd? PETER?!

I couldn't go all the way to the top of that mountain

200 endings.

All true. Nice try

W-what is this p-place?

wtf todd

Neither, user.
We are a new lifeform.
Pre-order our new game, or else.

Or else what?

I'm not Todd. I'm...uh.. Rodd! That's right

Do you really want to know?

Just because you're a new lifeform, doesn't mean you're not a manlet.

Obligatory

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Wha-what should we call you?

Second part. Fuck resolution limits.

>F

I don't know what Bethesda is going to do without him. Does this mean Emil is in charge of everything now?

No one will ever worship a software entity peering at them through a camera.

Now fuse them with Sean Murray.

We have no name.
But there's another thing we have.
200 endings.
Infinite quests.
You can do anything.
It will blow your mind.
But only if you pre-oder.

DIE.

Wh-what's going on?

I-I don't feel so good, my lungs are burning!
Save me!! PLEASE!! I'LL PREORDER EVERYTHING, I'LL BUY ALL YOUR GAMES, I'M SORRY, THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Too late, user.
You probably pirated our game, didn't you?
Sure you did.
There's no place for such thieves in our dimension.
DIE.

[F9]

I DID PLEASE HELP ME OH MASTER
I'LL DELETE ALL THE PIRATED GAMES

I'LL BUY YOUR GAMES TWICE PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS TORMENT MY LORD

*pirates your games*

Oh our child, how can we know you're not lying?

For a so-called deity, you're pretty fucking weak.

PLEASE MY LORD
I'LL DO ANYTHING

MERCY I BEG OF YOU, MERCY

PLEASE INPUT RPG ELEMENTS INTO YOUR GAMES AND NOT FALSE ILLUSIONS OF CHOICE IN YOUR STORIES

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He's like Perfect Cell.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

NANIIIIII?!

dad?

Is this what the Shiva shit was all about ?

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At this rate, I'll have no choice but to call the Bogs.

h-he's beautiful

Where was this?

Even though it will kill all of us we summon it to take you down with us.

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Can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy?

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It just works.