>no eShop on launch
>one game (last gen port)
>controllers don't work
>no pack in
>paid online
I HURT MYSELF ON FRIDAY
No eShop on launch
John Garcia
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Isaiah Jenkins
>No eShop
But that's wrong. There's no Virtual Console at launch.
Ryder Clark
>being this much in denial
Hunter Foster
>can't see the cheap plastic screen outside
Nathan Watson
every normie I talked to at gamestop says that the switch looks like a $300 fisher price toy
Oliver Rodriguez
Looking forward to the buyer's remorse threads.
Logan Butler
>last gen port
Oh come on, BoW was clearly developed with the Switch in mind.
Ethan Turner
>playing games outside
Adam Bell
It started development before the Wii U came out, user
Ryder Turner
Things that didn't happen
All of them posted by butt hurt Sony fanboys who got conned into buying Horizon Zero Fun
Julian Lee
And was optimized to work better with the Switch once it got under development. The Wii U version doesn't even make use of the game pad, they clearly focused on the Switch version.
Angel Scott
it actually did happen
t. gamestop employee in miami
Lincoln Reyes
>being THIS much in denial
Snipperclips is an eShop only game that launches 3/3/17. Explain how they plan on releasing something that I can't buy.
Ian Rodriguez
>gamestop
>fisher price toy
>300 dollars
Normies will not know what two of those things are.
Daniel Hughes
But the advert told me to
Asher Thompson
maybe if you live in some shithole in yuropoor country
Josiah Hughes
By buying a physical copy that only has a code inside
Carson Carter
Where would you enter it?
Evan Stewart
The web browser of course
Grayson Collins
You already made this post in the other switch thread.
If you want more replies, start a thread with it.
Parker Foster
What are you talking about?
James Jackson
There is no internet browser though.
Jayden Reed
How the fuck will I shitpost here on it then?
Jaxon James
You're already doing it.
Lincoln Hall
>wrong
>wrong
>wrong
>true
>true but only after autumn and 20 bucks a year
You tried
Christopher Ross
I went to gamestop to pre order one, said they were all out. And the 4 they have that werent pre ordered will be taken fucking immediatly on midnight launch.
I got 350$ in gamestop credit and cant get a switch god dammit
Gavin Perry
But eshop is at launch, there is at least three (3) good games at launch (BOTW, SC, F-RMX), controllers work if you aren't a retard that smashes them, and online is twenty (20) dollars compared to the sixty (60) of the PS4.