What makes Malon so... Malon?

What makes Malon so... Malon?

Her Malons help

Those two beautiful melons.

I dont know who that is. Im usually a small breast guy.. but she looks so gentle i wanna be cuddled between those.

EXPLOSION

Megumin = Best girl

fuck off this is a malon thread not your shitty meme girl thread

I came here originally to appreciate her melons. post more fag.

There's not enough Malon in this thread.

Huge tits so swollen with milk that they need to be wrung out nightly, preferably with your mouth.

user want milky!

>I dont know who that is
Oh, so they weren't joking when they said Sup Forums doesn't play video games.

Literally being Bowser, probably.

She needs your help.

Isn't Malon end canon?

She's a big girl.

In the Child Timeline, most likely yes.

who is adult timeline girl? zelda?

No one I think, link just leaves and goes back to his time and there is no new hero untill wind waker

>not saving her in every cycle
YOU MONSTER

Her body is built for sex.

malons melons

Exactly. And in the Failure timeline....well, you know.

Thats not Malon.

This thread belongs on

Who's better: Malon or Cremia?

Cremia because /ss/ and threesomes.

Both. At the same time.

Are there any pics of adult Malon and Cremia meeting and tasting each others milk?

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>girl works on a farm/has vague relations to cows
>her official art makes her have small tits
>fan art turns her into a fucking titty monster

"Hyrule, your din dins are ready"

loli malon best malon

who /bad zelda/ here?

>has vague relations to cows
>vague

bullshit!

To be fair, she's still pretty filled-out compared to other Zelda girls.

Your point is still right, 99 times out of 100 larger breasts in fanart are malformed gelatin monsters.

This is bad because....?

Why is all the fanart so off model? She's very modest-chested in official art and in-game.

It's an ancient archetypal paradise---owning a large swath of land, a highly beautiful and fertile wife who retains her beauty even as she ages--animals to tend, work to do everyday, fresh fruits, vegetables, milk, livestock, etc--absolute self-sufficiency.

Imagine...a big farm all to yourself where you get to fuck a beautiful humble farmer's daughter for the purpose of procreation---you could keep fucking even after you cum, and double cum.

That could be applied to most fan-art

DELETE THIS

>in game
>small

Get the fuck out.

>you could cum inside her tight young pussy multiple times and not care about pregnancy because people started families young back in the day

>-you could keep fucking even after you cum, and double cum.
You don't need all that set up for doing this

Nice try, that's where her shirt tucks into her belt. She wears it high for some reason.

That's the same model from a different angle.

She has big boobs. What the fuck is your problem.

shirts don't blouse out like that for no reason user

For the love of god, somebody please tell me Malon is in BotW. She's been absent in Zelda games for too long. Even HW took Marin over her.

she is the daughter of a bowser and peach and mario talon or mario is the first cuckold on nintendo story

Tough one. But I think Cremia is a bit better. Not much, but they do go in depth a bit with her and her sister's backstory about their parents, and how they left the ranch and family business, and the cows "disappearing" and the troublesome brothers, and the Kafei & Anju thing.

So Cremia and Romani overall.

Nice try buddy, but your anti-breast agenda is clear for all to see.

Even on the pill, if you double cum into a pussy you pretty much guarantee pregnancy.

>tfw you will never be Ingo
>tfw you will never take control of the Lon Lon Ranch
>tfw you will never force Malon to fuck you everyday

didn't OOT have shiny hearts in the HUD?

I think that only happens once you find one of the Great Fairies and they boost one of your stats.

It's obviously polygon limitations. Or are you suggesting that young Zelda also has big tits? Official character art has her at like a B cup at most.

>implying Ingo wasn't doing it all for the horsecock

With Talon gone he could let them mount him at any time desu

No, they changed how it looked in MM.

No, the hearts get white outlines.
"Shiny" hearts happened in Majora's Mask.

Yeah, birth control works exactly like Protoss Shields.

Why can't you just appreciate the fact that some of the ladies in Zelda have a nice set of breasts?

I do. Impa has more than a handful. Malon however, does not. Telma should be your favorite, since she actually had big tits.

I'd bomb her dodongos, if you catch my drift.

What did Link do?

okay seriously why did ingo change personality so much after you stole epona?

OoT isn't a video game, it is an... experience.

try to get the milk without permission obviously.

He came too fast.

No, Malon too, if you want to see someone who doesn't look at Zelda and Anju.
Come on user just admit it, Malon is MegaMilk material.

Double pill bitch.

can you romance her?

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She is a manipulating whore though

because she doesn't like her dad being a lazy piece of shit?

I had a cute crush on romani because she seemed like a nice girl you'd be best friends with and grow up together and marry her

I like love more then lust.

I'm sorry user, it's just not true.

Malon a cute

CUTE

best

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Wow. I posted without even getting to the end of the thread. This feels awkward.

That Cucco looks pretty pissed.

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Same thing that makes Tifa Tifaey.

Girl next door sensibilities.

Look what you made me do, now I look like an autist.

And she has a huge cock

She's the embodiment of the pastoral. Your desire for rustic simplicity makes Malon Malon.

are you retarded?

But, thats a hen...

>Malon thread

>Posts Romani

Faggot you what

Reminder Twilight Princess Link is a descendant of Hero of Time and Malon.

>no one posted the comic yet

WHERE IS THAT COMIC?

comic, user?

Which one?

Refer to
It's hardware limitations. Much in the same way Link's hair in LttP is not actually pink. Just let it go.

This one?

>going down this factually-incorrect autistic rabbit hole

god bless you

But you're wrong

Hardware limitations, between two characters in the same game? I don't think so senpai.

What's so wrong about it

>Hero of Twilight is a farmer
>Her of Time in that timeline would've only met Malon as potential mating partner
>Malon definitely shows signs of intimacy towards Hero of Time in Ocarina of Time
It's canon whether you like it or not.

TP Link doesn't own the ranch, the ranch isn't known for horses like LonLon, it's in the wrong spot, and Link is clearly an outsider in the village (he's the only Hylian, everyone else is a human). He has no family connection to the ranch and him knowing Epona's song doesn't mean anything either, since Ilia knows it too. Hell, Ilia has more going for her to be a descendant of Malon than Link does.