One after another. Wew lads

One after another. Wew lads.

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Can't wait to smash on the ground that shit from the hands of the autists that will play it in public.

DELETE THIIIISSSSS

NOOOO! This can't be happening bros!

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Nice edit faggot

Isnt Washington Post the Sup Forums of media outlets? I mean they hate everything

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENINGGGGG

edit this fag :)

RUH-ROH!

Sure thing tough guy.

DOA

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Shut the fuck up nerd

Oh you mean that new Wii U game? Looks pretty good mate.

>its a game boy for grown-ups

hmm just like they advertised it

if someone did that to my switch i'd beat the fuck out of them

enjoy getting your ass kicked

>washington post pushing fake news again

I'd rather play a 3ds than that meme in public.

>open world game
>50 hours

I TRUSTED YOU NINTENDO, IT'S NOT FAIR

MOMMY GIVE ME MILKIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Media also all said Trump had no chance of winning and was a joke.

>nintendrone
>being capable of kicking anyone ass

Go call your mommy to clean your popoo child

F for FAKE NEWS

Can't wait for the inevitable console smashing videos on YouTube and the butthurt that ensues
>THAT CONSOLE COULDVE WENT TO SOMEBODY WHO NEEDED IT
I always kek when they say "needed"

Official launch week theme?

youtu.be/_rcmeMxxGYw

Did you have another bad day at school, kiddo. Someone trip you, call you gay or slam you against a locker? Because if not. Someone should.

You remind me of the Sonye fedoralord that took pictures of children playing COD on 360 and came here to mock them, only to forget to edit out the massive shadow his fatass was casting on the floor complete with fedora and the EXIF data revealing his name and location.

>Media also all said Trump had no chance of winning and was a joke.

Sadly Nintendo never said they would make vidya gaming great again.

Instead they did their best to do their best Jew impression.

Why deosn't nintendo just make something fucking normal?

Every console/controller since SNES has been some weird gimmicky bullshit.

bullshit

>Big fat neckbeard autist tries throwing a punch
>Immediately passes out from exhaustion

>implying you go outside

youtube.com/watch?v=Wz_DNrKVrQ8

quote from the Verge, a positive review:
>We couldn't find a battery pack that would charge the Switch faster than it drained

The N64 and GC were pretty normal

No, this is my personal life theme song. Find something else.

>WaPo

this is a follow up review 2 years after the release, nice try fucking faggot

You remind me of a fucking idiot

>N64
>Gamecube

>just like they advertised it
They said it's a home console on the go
>home console
>first fire emblem on home consoles since radiant dawn

You mean when the system was completely dead and buried, retard?

top kek

>lose gens 4 and 5 pretty hard in sales
>carve out new niche with Wii
>massive success
>continue to support handheld front in new mobile marketplace
>massive success
>create handheld that also fits the Wii niche
>????

an executive/investor thinks profit

The N64 had three handles and the Gamecube had odd buttons and a nub for a second analog stick.

Using it felt like shaking hands with a cat.

I'm assuming he means because the controller was a little different it was a gimmick?

>n64
>3 pronged
>c buttons
>z button
Ye pretty normal like

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>reviewer admits to playing the game in public
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

also your pic is shooped OP

Holy shit it just keeps happening

Behind the times storage and proprietary disc madness. The other user was right the first time.

Gimmick trash controllers, carts and then a mini disc. Awful.

You had to literally buy the Gamecube ethernet port separately.
>b-but PS2!
all slim PS2s come with it

They're obviously referring to main story.

I can't believe the number of losers on this board that are so invested in the success of their company but somehow feel that eliminating competition somehow makes their console better.

Free market + competition = innovation. You're a bunch of uneducated shit bags to think otherwise.

no switch owner is kicking anyone's ass

>nintenyearold gets bullied
>bullies back

yeah right, baby

DEAD ON ARRIVAL

another switch shitpost thread, did you guys ever get tired?

Holy shit you neckbeards are hilarious

>Switch is a massive failure and Sony continues to dominate.
Surprise surprise

fuck you for making me go look for that

Is it ABAP?

>Kotaku
Sup Forums you used to be cool

This is Nintendo since the wii, imagine a sprint, 2 of the competitors are running try to improve that's competition, Nintendo on the other hand are competing in the sprint but running sideways and backwards and doing spins hoping to score more points or some shit, they don't care about their time so they aren't actually forcing the others to get better they have zero affect on Sony and Microsoft

>savage as fuck

You have to be 18+ to use Sup Forums.

>implying you leave your house

>Kotaku

Sad!

Wrong. I like Nintendo, I wanted to like the Switch but it's more garbage.

Rip

Funny, that's not what my paper says.

hmmmmm....

FAKE AND GAY

This will be you soon. Can't you act like a normal human being in public? Dumb f**k nintendrone

holy fucking shit you guys

>Why doesnt it use the abosulte latest GPU technology?

>Why doesnt the battery last more than six hours?

>Why doesnt it only cost $200?

Not only that, this is the original post

Impossible, i am the perfect human being. You must be looking atyour own reflection on your screen.

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Not buy, try
Must try
Try to believe what is going on between your hands.

JUST

>fake news

Probably missed his flight to Japan because he was worried they wouldn't understand his weaboo ways and then made up a story so he sounded less like a faggot

>gadget

TAKING AMERICA BY STORM
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I'm in charge here!

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Sad!

Sauce?

>from the makers of Mario and Zelda
>Nintendo will NEVER EVER acknowledge their other IPS

For all your shitposting needs.

>Kotaku

okay then

They didn't anticipate him telling lies to people in the rust belt swing states (ie: the only place where votes actually mattered) and promising to bring manufacturing jobs back (LOL), and stupid people falling for it.

She won by 3 million votes, but it doesn't matter because the system is rigged unfortunately.

Not for long though sd the NPVIC will soon have legal force. No more shitty GOP winning the presidency with less votes.

I get the feeling you're both going to make out if that happens

>he's screen has reflection

Yep a perfect idiot AND a poorfag

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FFFFFfffffffff..... hahahahaha

>shitposting with Trump

Sad!

I know, its amazing what stupid people are capable of.

Fuck this can't be happening...

We were suppose to win bros...

Anyone want my Pre-order?... I'll give it away for $50. Its paid for already...

>"DON'T TRUST REVIEWS GUYS, THEY ALL GET PAID TO SCORE THE GAME HIGH!"
>Review for item that Sup Forums hates on is released saying that it's shit.
>"LOL, WE TOLD YOU GUYS! NOW EVERYONE IS SAYING IT'S BAD SO IT MUST BE BAD!"

I'm not defending the Switch because I knew it would be an absolute piece of dog shit when I saw its specs; but Jesus you fucks are hypocritical.