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Sup Forums BTFO

hello fellow human

It's because it has NO FUCKING GAMES

Hey guys, remember Leigh? She took a break from blowing me to tell me you're still dead. Gawktakublrgonoid

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Already has 160 games announced for it. Neither the Xbone or PS4 had that many games announced at launch, user.

>Steve Gaynor

Hello, what amalgamation of nutrients have you ingested recently?

humans get all the consoles
>humans will never ever fly without big dumb metal machines

HAHAHAH BTFO FUCKING STUPID APES

Humans must have really weird hands judging by that controller.

Can the sub-autistic neckbears on this board really not read the subtext of what he's trying to say?

It's a handheld for the general public and not gamers specifically.

>be me
>want to buy a nintendo switch
>fly over to planet earth
>cant order it online because i dont have access to human internet
>have to disguise myself as a human just so i can get into a video game store
>get the switch
>realize that my alien hands are too big for the controller
mfw

It had more games before release than the ps4 has.

Lol.

>gamers are ded
rip gg

But seriously, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Are they trying to sound deep?

>That fag made gone home
>He also made Minerva's fucking Den

Im confused.

They mean it will appeal to everyone, like the Wii did

>That retarded excuse

Nintendrones on suicide watch.

>console that literally has no other function except to play games
>no web browser
>no Netflix type shit
>no MP3 player
But it's for humans not gamers? Who writes this shit?

>calling people who enjoy a pasttime subhuman scum

nice.

yeah, how dare "gamers" not want a shitty facebook/netflix machine.

It's okay, I speak paid reviewer.

It roughly translates to "This is a casual machine".

Did that help?

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Not sure why people type such foolish articles to make themselves feel better. I could type "The PS4 is a system for the gender binary, not homosexual freaks" but that doesn't really account for anything.

this, the console is basically super anti-normie

they're basically going all in on the nostalgia funbucks

HOW WILL BAZOOPERIANS EVER RECOVER?

Which one is it, you fuckles?

>wanting a web browser in a console

you are literally 16 and want to bypass the internet filter your parents put on the home computer.