Sum up your life in one Sup Forums related image
Sum up your life in one Sup Forums related image
Dominic Adams
Nathaniel Nelson
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Colton Lewis
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Luis Reyes
OK GUUUUUUUUUUUUYZZZZ *hair flip* HAVE YOU FINISHED SETTING UP CAMP??????
Josiah Hernandez
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Leo White
enjoyed these videogames personally
Tyler Jones
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Luis Sanders
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Nathan Hernandez
yume nikki is a video game, you idiot
Evan Richardson
I'm sure we all relate to this one
Evan Ward
Me irl
Cameron Wilson
I haven't seen marty posted on this board for a while
MOAR B4 MODS GET HERE
Nicholas Nelson
Buttholes aren't supposed to look like that
Colton James
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Grayson Wood
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Connor Fisher
This one's accurate enough.
Xavier Harris
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Dylan Ross
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Sebastian Howard
MAKE
Ryder Wilson
>Insulting people for not being weebs
Very grim, please do not reply
Carter Cruz
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Jace Jackson
ME
Ian Rivera
>tfw WIZARD-NEET hybrid master race
Jeremiah Taylor
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Brayden Rogers
A
David Powell
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Jose Garcia
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Parker Ward
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Jason Allen
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Robert Butler
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Luis Ward
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Isaiah Reed
>can't post webms with sound in 2017
Fuck I got the perfect one
Eli Jackson
>moving the goalpost
Thought we were talking about vidya?
Jonathan Long
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Jason Rogers
PIZZA
Owen Mitchell
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Dylan Jackson
i want to die
David Turner
/wsg/ has a thread dedicated to it.
Post it there and link it here.
Benjamin Rogers
Jesus christ is that legal?
Reporting to be safe, that's fucked up.
Tyler Johnson
Wow, there sure is porn underneath that spoiler, viewer beware, you're in for a scare.
William Nelson
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Christopher Cooper
>no more sound embedded images
Brody Garcia
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Gavin Green
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Brandon James
i don't wanna talk about it
Gabriel Gomez
>Tfw been a neet for over a year now
Save me from myself.
Liam Barnes
>pizzagate confirmed
Jack Garcia
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Liam Davis
Me too flim flam, me too, I've even been considering applying for the Canadian Armed Forces lately, something I've never considered in my life.
Zachary Jenkins
jesus christ how is he alive after having that stuffed in him?
Alexander Sanders
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John Powell
>botched every interview I've had for a year
Justin Stewart
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Grayson Cook
Wrong version
Carter Butler
why are you naked, user? :)
Hunter Perez
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Sebastian Robinson
>tfw had connections for each job I've had
Ryan Adams
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Ethan White
>my first and only job was easy as fuck and had family connections to it
>transferring to a full 4-year university soon and I know I'm about to get fucked by a strong dosage of reality
I just know I'm gonna do horrible when working an actual job
Isaac Diaz
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Jonathan Myers
SAUCE
Jackson Hall
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Landon Robinson
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Jaxon Allen
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Dylan Reyes
>Go in for a programming interview
>freeze completely, can't even operate the command line
Help
Oliver Long
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Jacob Anderson
>programming test in interview 1 of 2
>know I did pretty good on it
>doesn't matter because my GPA is 2.4
Why didn't I try harder in college
Lucas Kelly
Have I truly become a monster?
Luis Cooper
could be worse
Bentley Martinez
I'm just the ghost of my former living childhood self, possessing this body, performing daily tasks designed only to avoid starvation and pain, and to seek but to never again truly know pleasure. There is only the memory of pleasure from when I was alive.
Noah Wood
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Ian Moore
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Ayden Adams
>4.0 GPA in college
>can't pass any programming interviews due to nerves
>couldn't even implement quicksort
How do I keep from falling apart in interviews?
I've done 3 so far and bombed each one because of nerves.
William Morris
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Ethan Phillips
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Alexander Davis
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Tyler Stewart
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Isaiah Flores
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Jaxon Cooper
Suck a dick before/during/after the interview
Angel Hall
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Levi Murphy
>in my mid twenties
>have to join the military within six months and serve for 2 years due to mandatory conscription
>our military is notorious for being a shithole and one step away from prison
>have to either gain 32 kg or lose 18 kg or fuck up a hamstring in my leg to get out
kill me pete
Wyatt White
Get the fuck out of South Korea.
Julian Sullivan
if I could I would've done so years ago senpai
Sebastian Gomez
You can gain 32kg in 6 months.
And lose it in about that time too.
Have you applied to absolutely every job in the US and Canada?
Xavier Harris
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Aiden Butler
Extremely unhealthy both ways.
Zachary Ortiz
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Mason Barnes
Yes.
Getting shot or raped is even less healthy.
Pack on those pounds.
Chase Ross
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Owen Rivera
I'm the eldest son, there's no way my parents will let me go abroad
And how the fuck do you lose 18 kg in six months
Henry Reyes
Growing up due to being taken out of your comfy basement is healthy though.
Aiden Lee
I'm the opposite.
>can't get a job anywhere
>higher scale places say I don't have enough experience or I don't meet their requirements, mostly excuses but somewhat valid
>entry level places say I have too much experience or that I failed their online personality quiz, literally no reason to not hire me and just feeding me bullshit
>even when I get one I can't hold it for more than a month, either due to shit with management or them cutting my hours into the single digits
>only managed to get a job at a sub shop because the manager is Indian and I'm half-Indian
I might've actually gotten a huge break with this job because the guy was really looking for someone to train as a manager, and I was basically a manager in all but paycheck at my last job. But this is kinda my point, people don't want to hire anyone unless they meet their own personal preferences. I could go on about the manager at my last job and how horribly incompetent he was all night.
Kevin Lopez
Bribe a doctor.
That is how it has always been done. You wanna avoid military service, bribe a doctor. Shrinks and psychiatrists have been always popular for this matter.
Nathan Hill
>And how the fuck do you lose 18 kg in six months
Thats not that hard, cut to 1500cals and you don't even have to work out to lose it.
Zachary Morales
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Jacob Wright
Just get supreme ripped and make everyone your fuccboi at military
Carter Garcia
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Christian Rogers
FUCK YOU!
Lucas Mitchell
>I'm the eldest son, there's no way my parents will let me go abroad
They won't have much to say about it when you're on the plane to LA will they?
Jonathan Rogers
>And how the fuck do you lose 18 kg in six months
I've lost 22 in one month when I went to uni.
Here are my fantastic dieotologic tips:
A) start smoking
B) stop eating
C) develop serious case of anxiety and depression (make sure it's the non-eating depression, not the eat-a-lot one)
I hope you aren't very fond of your hair, because that shit is probably going to go as well.