Why aren't you playing Zelda: BTFO of the Wild yet?

Why aren't you playing Zelda: BTFO of the Wild yet?

Because I don't like open world games.

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Poor gorilla games

Like real sandboxes, they're full of piss and shit.

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BotW is longer than all of those combined, also where's bomberman, snipperclips, and shovelknight?

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>children like Nintendo
Well, maybe manchildren.

most of those games aren't out for months bro