PEEBEE?

PEEBEE?

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PEEBEE!

SOMEBODY

P-EEBEE?

PEE PEE POO POO

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the thing that really gets me about this is she isn't just ugly, but she obviously has romantic feelings for you too

and it's just too real, it goes back to that awkward feeling when an ugly girl liked you and is actually kind of nice but there is just no way you can ever be attracted to her

DONKEE?

It's a damn shame isn't it, user

got something for you

ONCE

>tfw

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>tfw peepeepoobeepeepoobee

got something for you

Is she straight?

TOLD

I think they are all bi

See
I think the nigger is straight, though

How much do you want to bet that Bioware will do a shitty "Peebee and Jay" joke?

PEE

Dr ryder, I'm shrek

DEEVEE?

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>Doctor Chakwas I'm Alliance Navy
>He wasn't alone
>You don't get to bring friends
>They're not my friends
>Don't worry, no charge for them
>Why would I want them?
>They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the pathfinder. The manlet man.
>PEEBEE?????

Should I continue?

PEE PEE POO POO

>lets take the a normal looking character and give her the "I'm a retarded millennial" haircut

This makes me really uncomfortable.

OH SHIT I'M SORRY.

She looks like fucking Alberto Barbossa

what is more degenerate, gay sex with your own species, or hetero sex with a xeno?

sorry for what?

>he never wanted to fuck a cute boy

what the fuck is wrong with you

gay sex assuming the xeno is humanoid and hot

youtube.com/watch?v=WX8ZeZJqOE0
good times

I-I thought that slip was kinda cute..

Your very existence.

DONKEH

You're a fake stuttering faggot who uses ellipses for no reason as well, your opinion is completely irrelevant
Go fap to Sera

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Does she have a brother named NJAY.

*BRRAAAAAAP*

Oh god why you do this?

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>imblying you wouldn't

Why? I am sure it would be better if Peebee was actually cute but it was ok.

>makes a main character
>it looks like shit
Woah what a surprise

Left is better. I like my women like I like my pancakes. Flat faced and tasteless.

>dumping the ugly girl who loves you for the qt who doesn't really give that much of a shit about you
You made a mistake user

>creates a cut shep and play ME1 and 2
>ME3 doesn't let you import the character look
>play as a mongoloid default character
no amount of shit is enough to give to this company

>>ME3 doesn't let you import the character look
Why lie about this? You can either use the imported look, defautl look, or change it again

Can you tell

the difference?

t. ugly girl

AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

>this footage first releases
>some people seriously thought they were introducing a male asari

You know you've fucked up when.

I hope their 3D artists are embarrassed as hell.

I don't know about after a patch but weeks after release when I played you could not load the look
the fat fuck comunity manager even talked about it trying to save face
so go fuck yourself nigger

Bravo user.

I fucking hate peebee

her face reminds me of my own

What am I goona
What am I goona
What am I goona get?

Post Shrek face pics pls

No they did fuck up face imports on launch, basically turning everybody chocolate. I'm not sure what the CM (what was his name? Chris? Evil Chris? Presley?) has to do with anything since it was fixed rather quickly.
Also
>not using Sheploo

what's next, a salarian named Jayy?

>vetra was confirmed lesbian
>cora and peebee are literally male ryder's only options
>leak says that the reapers are back as the bad guys

>name sounds like a fat nickname
>is fat and ugly
Someone post the bioware landwhales

How of you fags are still going to buy this game

I never dumped the ugly girl. I just stood her up at prom because she wouldn't leave me the fuck alone about it

she kept asking and was absolutely relentless. and finally I just said yeah sure whatever.
so she got two tickets, a new dress, and waited there for me all night

I want to make this perfectly clear though, I'm a good person. I never wanted to go to that gay shit to begin so I wasn't going to go either way. I tried to let her down easy, her undoing was by her own hand.

Yes, she's so beautiful.

Don't worry. It's all pre-release footage

>leak says that the reapers are back as the bad guys
EXCUSEMEEE?

I really don't want to pee in her b. No siree, she'll get zero D from me.

She has all the facial features of a man.
This is amazing. They made her manly looking on purpose.

Holy shit, was this guy animated by bioware?
youtube.com/watch?v=zRAuZUJF68I

Keep the Corprus in the Ghostfence, toddposter.

>It fits right in
Ultra kek

original is better

>that girl who asked you to prom
>that girl you turned down like an autistic because you liked another girl
>look her up years later
>she's a 8/10 and pretty well known in her career as being successful
>she's likely to get married soon to another successful person
i wish only the best for her future and happiness with the great guy she is going to marry. They are perfect for each other

YOU CAN'T SPELL PROGRESSIVE WITHOUT OGRE LADDEH!

He's right though. ME3 is broken and if you try to import a character that was created in ME1 it fucks up your face and your only choice is to try and recreate it from scratch again.

Considering you post on Sup Forums you probably did her a favor

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Very fucking related

Did you not have the spine to outright tell her no and that you didn't ever want to?

*blocks your path*
*put blue dick out*
*you know have a alien trap girlfriend*
I thought that was Sup Forums ultimate dream?

I think she's cute

I know that feel

I disappeared for like 6 years after that and she messaged me telling me that she still loved me.

turned her down again

looks like Rodney Dangerfield

I know bioware games have shitty animations and ugly ass characters but I thought you can customize your main characters looks

but what would I know, I never played a single bioware game

I might be autistic but I don't lack for self awareness :^):^):^)

You got a link to that leak senpai?

left one looks like is going to explode

FemRyder is cute!

>vetra was confirmed lesbian
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ABORT NO NO WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

Press embargo said Vetra returned male ryder's flirting.
And meampers aren't coming back
t. devs

I'm in the same situation now, what should I do? If it were Mass Effect, I could just romance any companion. Now it feels like I'm a squadmate and a custom Shepard is trying a pass at me

This fucking face baffles me. It's almost incomprehensibly ugly. It's like some kind of fucking ugliness singularity. Nothing about it is really strange, and that's what's most amazing about it. It's not freakish, just profoundly ugly. It's too ugly to be attractive and yet not ugly enough to be humorous or interesting. This face could walk past me hand in hand with a guy who has buck teeth, a hook nose, bug-eyes, no chin, alopecia, and albinism and yet it's this face I'd be grimacing at in disgust. This is the kind of weapons-grade black-market-plutonium ugliness you can only get with a room full of fucking scientists set to the task of making the most disgusting female face ever to stain the Earth with its sheer repulsiveness. The fact that Bioware managed to create such a monstrosity, presumably without the aid of a mad genius aesthetician branded with the unholy mark of Satan and cursed to do his work in the mortal plane, is nothing short of astounding. It's hard to put my finger on any one feature as being the worst offender. Is it the raccoon eyes? The pug nose? The gormless dopey smile? The mound of fat at the base of her jaw? The weird skin texture that makes it look like she washes her face every morning with a hand-towel made of undercooked bacon? I've seen punchable faces before, and this is no punchable face. This is a face that I could not be persuaded to touch for any amount of time, for any amount of money. I am a worse person for having seen it. Jesus Christ.

Whats this pic from?

YOU CAN'T SPELL PROGRESSIVE WITHOUT ORGE LADDEH

RYDEH GID OUDDEH MEH SECTAH

SOMEBODY

>she