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APOLOGIZE Sup Forums

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Don't look at the perfect scores.

Look at the non-perfect scores, and ask, "Why?"

Pretty much.
I always look at the negative reviews first.

>an autistic made this

Don't listen to hipster keks, this game is great

hipsters are the ones that praise this game and get triforce tattoos.

All the Switch's are sold out.

Will this be an alright purchas for the Wii U?

Will it look and sound just as good as the Switch version?

Well played

But I never doubted it

30fps, 900p, stutters, very short LOD load distance, takes 2 hours to beat, world is empty and boring.

cant wait to CEMU this shit.

>nintendo shit gets high scores
In other news water is wet.

Reminder that Skyward Sword was also hardcore shilled by reviewers.

>30fps, 900p,
Good
>stutters
Rarely
>very short LOD load distance
It's fine
>takes 2 hours to beat
Only if you want to
>world is empty and boring.
World is rich and fun

>cant wait to CEMU this shit
Me too

I do this when buying electronics or just about anything else online as well. If someone had something negative to say about it, I want to hear what it is and judge whether or not a similar thing will impact my experience. It should be natural to read up on something before you spend money on it.

Watching a stream and dungeons look boring and uninspired, I don't understand those scores at all

The game MIGHT outdo Witcher 3.

We'll see.

>TLoU gets a billion 10/10s
lol fucking moviegame
>BtoW gets a billion 10/10s
OPEN WORLD PERFECTION LMAO NINTENDO ALWAYS WINS BABY

Nintendrones need to get the fuck off this website

>kotaku

>reviews praising botw for the gameplay
>reviews praising tlou for the story
I truly wonder why Sup Forums prefers one over the other.

It's Zelda so it gets an automatic +5 to the final score.

What gameplay does it have that nessecitates a 10/10? The combat is even more dumbed down than previous zeldas

The game was made for Wii U. It's not worth buying a Switch for.

Except the gameplay is trash outside of the exploration.

>Literally hasn't seen anything that has to do with Zelda

Fact.

>kotaku

wew lad

>m-muh echo chamber!
Fuck off kike.

>Skyward Sword also had near perfect reviews

>"easy allies"

Get that poorly named garbage off of that.

>take zelda
>remove everything that makes it zelda
>appease normalfags with OPEN WORLD
>get 10/10 scores

>highly rated multiplat
um okay?

>reviewers give Nintendo game an inflated score so they don't spark another 8.8 controversy
What a surprise!

>reviewer being afraid of sparking up another controversy that would give them a gorillion hits

Switch has better sound effects and 900p while the wii u only does 720p. Not to mention faster load times on the switch since it doesn't use discs.

It depends on whether you care about slightly better visuals, performance.

Yeah, some clicks is totally worth getting DDOS'd constantly and your name being dragged through the mud solely because dipshits on the internet can't handle opinions that differ from their own.

I'm playing on the WiiU and it's fine. Doesn't look hugely different from the Switch footage I've seen. The framerate sucks, but both versions apparently have that problem. Game is great.

What a fucking dog shit argument

yes because video games are serious business

It's amazing how a famous name can get you so far.

Not seeing enough apologizing in this thread. People are still in disbelief of how good the Switch & Zelda are.

Pic related

Stay mad at the GotY, kiddo.

Your sweet tears isn't going to change that.

>GotY and reviews matter when it's a game I like!
Fuck off retard.

Remember when you finally talk your mom into buying you the new Zelda. Make sure you tell her to get all the amiibos too. The exclusive stuff is a must to complete the game 100%

The truth hurts, I can tell.

Can someone who's played the game tell me why I, as an informed adult videogame hobbyist who owns a personal computer, should consider this game better than alternatives with more sophisticated gameplay, smarter puzzles and/or more compelling narrative?

Keep in mind I'm not a child, so "The New Zelda Lives Up To The Hype" is not going to convince me.

I don't know about asking my mother's but I'll definitely look into that myself.

I'll gladly support Nintendo, as I want more potential GoaT products.

You're an "adult", do it yourself and see why the hype is justified, lazy cuck.

I actually have seen a fair bit about the game, and I've come to the conclusion that it's another overhyped, mass market Big Game with nothing substantial to recommend it over alternatives that appeal to people with taste.

Remember when Portal 2 Lived Up To The Hype? I wonder why no one talks about Portal 2 any more.

I'll apologize when they make the final boss not shitty and replace the music with something decent.

Portal 2 was amazing.

Delete this.

>best horse with max affinity and shit is locked behind an amiibo

why the fuck am I even surprised at this point

just fuckin tell your parents that it's required bro, they CAN'T say no to you.

Fake news

amiibos are entirely optional. They give rare items early, that you can find later in the game.

>TLoU gets a billion 10/10s
lol sony wins again baby
>BtoW gets a billion 10/10s
reviews don't matter

>First phase final boss is a horrible mashup of reused assets
>Last phase inal oss literally has no AI and doesn't even try to kill you
>Final boss is made up of the reused malice goo texture

I'm NOT making this up.

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is there a comparison of the sound effects? i'd like to see what got upgraded

Holy fuck that voice acting is atrocious

come on people. more apologizing. less salt. admitting you where wrong all along will suffice.

>game is shit
>can't wait to play it

Sup Forums in a nutshell

Nope. Nintendo could threaten them and prevent them from getting exclusive coverage or interviews for upcoming Nintendo games. Exclusive coverage for upcoming games is the only thing left going for gaming journalism now, so you can bet their ass that they're going to give the game a good score in order to ensure future clicks to their site in the near-future.

>tfw went to rural walmart and waited in line starting at 10:30 with 8 redneck autists
>grabbed a folding chair and did design work on my laptop so I won't have to go into the office tomorrow
>got my switch at 12:05 and impulse bought the guardian amiibo because it looks cool and I'm not a poorfag
>shitposting while my update downloads
Feels fucking good breh

where's the timestamp then you fucking faggot

Was Horizon even fucking trying?
PFFFFFFFFFFFT

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>reviews praising botw for the gameplay
>reviews praising tlou for the story
Except they praise TLOU's gameplay too, which is also trash. So why is Zelda somehow given a free pass?

I'm playing it on Wii U, even though I have a switch.

>live in small town
>assume that means I can get a switch on release night
>go to gamestop, big line
>go to walmart, much smaller line
>they open up and the line starts moving
>be last in line until near the end, when they announce they only had 20
>also they handed out tickets before I and the people behind me got there
>the guys in front of me had a ticket, and they didn't say shit to anyone even though they knew no one behind them would be able to get one

They sent twenty, TWENTY. Fucking why Nintendo? This does nothing but hurt you.

I pre-ordered special edition Zelda months ago instead of a switch because I thought they'd make more of their console. Fuck.