Nintendo Switch

>2017
>You still don't own a Switch
>Explain

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there isn't any games worthwhile on it just yet.

Because I'm still waiting for the fucking box to arrive at my door dickhole!

I have a WiiU and Zelda runs like shit on both platforms.

Not enough games yet.

Because I'm patient and can wait for more games to get released later this year, unlike you.

my backlog is already pretty fuckin high, can't hurt to wait until the dust settles

>That huge black border on the screen of the controller.
Remember when nintendrones tried to defend this?

It's 3:37am here and my switch still hasn't shipped. it says "shipping soon" on amazon. I know we have a warehouse a few hours from here but it's making me nervous, even though their chat insists I'll get it in time.

Don't need to explain. Feels good ;)

I don't have autism.

>Scalpers put all their shit on Amazon finally.
>Got one for $325
>Gotta wait till Tuesday

Could be worse.

Buying brand new consoles is a stupid thing to do.

Waiting for worthwhile games, like ARMS and Splatoon

Queuing right now Senpai.

I don't buy consoles at launch.
I buy them when they're mature and have a strong library of games to choose from.

Amazon prime literally just put up new stock, 40 mins ago.

Not getting one until if/when they remove paid online and allow basic online multiplayer free of charge.

>Didn't preorder Switch
>No worries
>midnight comes around
>open up Amazon Prime Now
>they've got their own stock of Switches separate from regular Amazon
>It's the Neon version too which is the one I wanted
>Select an 8am-10am delivery window
>I now own a Nintendo Switch

It still says out of stock though

Uncomfortable to hold
Crappy +/- location
Kick stand is literally shit
Warm at some point
Shitty stick location
Those jews really want me to shell out for a prp

I don't want to give money to Nintendo.

The guy in the pic doesn't look like a Sup Forums kind of guy

>owning a dead handheld

>buying first batch systems

AAAAAAAAAH FAGGOT

BOTW IS QUITE LITERALLY the Bloodbourne of Nintendo right now.

I guess you're never getting a console again, eh?

The stock was the scalpers.

Probably not. I accept it, there are enough games on older consoles to last the rest of my life, plus PC.

Why do you lie

I don't want one until we get:
free online multiplayer
friends lists without friend codes
integrated voice chat instead of smartphone bullshit
actual membership benefits for a paid service
and more games obviously

>Latest update: Friday, 3 Mar
>08:16

>Out for delivery

Amazon prime, mate, they had separate stock.

It has a new mario game coming soon and a new bomberman thats it

Because the only reason to own a switch is for BOW but BOW is on the wii u and from what I seen looks better so why would I spend 300 dollars on this pos?

Nigga give me a few hours for UPS to bring it, not everyone had the luxury of a midnight release

I'm assuming since it's 3:55 here for me it won't ship for another 4 hours. Here's hoping.

Who is lying?

>Splatoon 2 isn't a real game
Fuck you.

Nice tip, you cheap fucking autismo.

great potential if you're a fat neet no-lifer, not even kids understand this console, they are so confused...so they just keep playing their 3DS, this will sell less than the wii fucking u

The warehouse it's being delivered from is barely a 10 minute drive away from my house.

I don't care

No good games for at least another year, only Wii U ports and wagglan.
Splatoon 2 would have sold me the console, but since paid online is now a thing, it is confirmed dead on arrival as well.

Do you mean the Prime Now that sold out within 45 seconds?

They didn't have any for my area.

Wait, you can tip on amazon?? what the fuck is this shit??

They send their warehouse workers to personally deliver it to you.

Tipping isn't necessary.

Prime Now is its own thing. They have their own warehouses with their own stock and their workers deliver your stuff to you within a couple hours of when you schedule your delivery.

Prime now drivers are freelance, like uber drivers for goods. You can tip them to get them to speed up a bit.

Getting mine this afternoon.

2 hours until Walmart opens and I'm the only one chilling here

I'm going to get one Sup Forums!!

Delivery man is still on his way.

I did go out to buy Zelda already. Store was a clusterfuck. Nobody knew where the walk-in units were, glad I didn't have to deal with that mess.

>don't have a switch
Like I have to explain anything to a anonymous retard such as youself.

I'll humor you by only saying Nintendo has a habit of producing things that cause Buyers Remorse for day-one buys.

But I do.
If you select a Mii as your user icon, you can customise the facial expression and pose. It's a very minor thing but I appreciate it.

>from what I seen looks better
No it doesn't, you might not want to get a switch because most of its games are avaliable on PC, 3DS or Wii U but it definitely looks better on switch

God speed senpai, make sure to buy some fuckin lemonheads or gummy worms.

>Buying the first generation of any handheld

Did you learned nothing from all the previous consoles?

I'm going to arrive at the Walmart here in Canada at around 6 for a 7am opening, I hope I get one.

>explain

It's shit.

Decided on impulse to go out at 1130 and pick one up. All the gamestops sold out so I decided last ditch effort was the walmart. They actually had enough but the stupid ass registers have a big problem so they took our names down and told us it will be waiting for us later when wal-mart reopens.

I'm at the point where I don't know if I want it anymore, which is very telling.

how the fuck am i supposed to charge these controllers without buying an accessory

You gotta put them back onto the Switch

My first gen vita is still working perfectly

Good luck user! Are you a bluenoser?

The dude in front of me took the last red/blue switch and screamed "OP" then the dude's card got declined and he started crying because they wouldn't hold it for him.

>First Gen New Nintendo 3DS XL had IPS screens

>Later Gen New Nintendo 3DS XL have TN screens

Really makes you think.

How old was he

How the fuck do you go to a store with the intent to buy something and not checking your assets?

>Are you a bluenoser
Seeing as I don't know what that is I don't think I am!

I'm in Vancouver (not asian). The bluenose was the ship on the dime right? That was from somewhere in the Maritimes right?

cause amazon prime now still says it isn't available in sacramento

I don't own gimmicks.

because I actually bought and own a Wii U and the Switch is literally the 2.0 version

can't wait for this thing to be devoid of games, for you to realize how many of the "features" it possesses are never utilized EVER and were ultimately a waste of Nintendo's time that could have went towards developing some other part of the console

it fucking sucks

>1 game machine
>when I can buy a 4 game machine for $50 less

I'm wainting for them to show more games

Courier service is retarded and loaded it to a different area truck.

Thank god I chose COD and they're scared I won't pay if they don't deliver today.

He was fresh out of high school, I'm betting he had a spending limit on his card. He also spilled his soda and was cringely hugging his girlfriend. He was one of those people who are happy, but way too fuckin' stupid for his own good.

Yeah you got it. Hope it's not that cold in Vancouver, we're getting hail here at the moment

I'm going to buy one in a couple months when the kinks are worked out and the system has more games

plus, I'm kinda broke right now anyway.

Such a punchable face.

It's raining hard but seems fine.
I'm really hoping 6am will be fine, I just have a morbid fear of pulling in to a parking lot filled with 60 asian scalpers.

I'm waiting for mine to arrive :(

I've never finished a single Zelda (as much as I enjoy them). I need more than just one game to buy a console. I'm not a retard.

>Zelda
>Being regarded by many of one of the best games ever made, if not the best.

I still have to see how it weights against TW3, tho

>Explain

I'm a poorfag that doesn't want to pay for something I can get for free.

I'm waiting for it to get a good game or MonHun before I'll buy it.

that's also on the Wii U

Never playd Zelda, and don't feel the need to

nintendo made it impossible for a non autist to have the chance to see one

Reviewers opinion will never matter, they rush through games on the easiest difficulty, cheese bosses and enemies and use the strategy guide that came with at every chance they get

I'm not saying BOTW is bad and from what I saw it looked like a pretty fun game but quit being such a nigger about it

Store I preordered at wasn't doing a midnight launch, and it doesn't open for another four and a half hours.

>(2^11) - 31
>buying consoles at launch
But mostly becuase I'm not a bing bing wahoo manchild.

Zelda runs just fine on my WiiU, thanks. Now off to bed so I can get up and have more fun playing Zelda on my WiiU.

No smash no buy.

My wiiu was a literally just a smash 4 machine and I still got my moneys worth out of it. Besides buying the first version of a new console is how you end up with a red ring of death and a PS4 that can't read games for the life of itself.

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Costs too much for being so underpowered, when it costs less, I will buy

Software justifies a hardware purchase, it has little atm.

I just got it
Its the cutest system ever, way smaller than I thought it would be its great

>6.7

>2018
>You waited to buy a switch
>A bunch of games to buy for it
>It's $250 with 500gb storage and better hardware

Have fun being an "early adopter", pleb.

Years of managing a company's finance taught me better than to waste money on blunders.

>overprice
>only 1 game worth getting right now
>have a hacked wii U
>Nintendo hasn't released any majorly good games since the wii/gamecube.


Good enough for you?