I want to lick her legs

I want to lick her legs

>Not going straight to cleaning the sweat from the creases of her abs.

imagine all the upcoming porn

C H I L D

How can Nintendo keep getting away with this?

Nutting now, boys

>Not slowly working your way up only to be stopped so you can give her extra attention when your head is between her thighs

She's a princess or something?

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>already has abs as a child

Oh lawd.

I LIKE this post.

look like a queen to me

and already chief
based Riju

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She wants to see his "legendary sword".

I want to be the Gerudo's mobile public dildo man. I want them to use my dick.

child bearing hips
>child

I want to raise a child with this child.

Her nose is bigger than her tits.

Give her some time, she's only a child

post more brown princess pics faggot

I wanna lick her entire body

wew lad

BROWN
LOLIDOM
PRINCESS

>blue lips
Into the trash it goes.

not wanting blue lipstick on your cock

You can debate if this game is a 10/10 or not, but you can't deny that the fetish and waifu levels of nintendo are 10/10

>You will never be tied down and left in the middle of the public square for any passing Gerudo to use until you die of snu snu

we go to jail now

Gerudo jail, i hope

Gerudo jail is just a holding cell for those to be executed by snu snu though

Yes, and?

>8 year old me: fantasizing about getting captured by older gerudo ladies
>26 year old me: fantasizing about getting captured by younger gerudo girls

>not both, at the same time
I think your gay user.

Kek

>oyakodon gerudo fuck
my god user

>Gerudo charge you with the crimes of pedophilia and lusting after their chief
>Your sentence is death
>To be delivered by said chief in a manner of her choosing
>She chooses crushed pelvis

It's really telling how no one cared this much about her until she said that she was a child.

People have been posting Gerudo threads nonstop since they werd revealed to be giantesses tho

>character definitely looks like a teen
>call it a kid
why?

Lies, brown muscle Gerudo is perfect without being loli

Did you somehow miss all the threads with the picture of her abs and the one with Link doing the CIA pose next to her?

>draw a girl
>call it a boy
Japan

She had a few threads back when she was first shown, then kinda forgotten. Then the other gerudo chick was shown and she got a bunch of threads. Then this one said she was a child and now she's the one getting all of the threads.

So yeah, saying she was a child definitely boosted her popularity.

Sorry, the sword broke from hitting too many squishy enemies.

I want to hit my sword against her squishy enemy if you sniff my drift.

She'd break it after only a handful of thrusts though

I don't, pls explain

That's my fetish

Good, cause she'd break you after a few more

Hello there.

The adult version is better.

>jew nose
No thanks.

Sexy.

>You will never be a tall, muscular Gerudo's boy toy
>You will never get to worship her abs every day

Sup lads

Jeb?

Paya is the only true GOTY (girl of the year)
a 100 year old loli is fine too

Sorry guys, she will only have sex with the one guy of the tribe. You came for nothing.

You're the champion of the princess, the hero of Hyrule, you just banished Calamity Ganon, helped out all the tribes again and did a shitload of other things

I'm sure she'll take my cock in her ass

ffffffuck I'm at work

>huge muscular gerudo women pin you down to the floor while the younger ones have your way with you
I

Can't wait

POST THE FISH.

PROMOTIONS!

>Nintendo of all companies decide to start catering to your fetishes

Hueg brown musclegirls are the sort of thing I'd expect from Kamitami, not a LoZ game.

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Why does she wear the mask?

>model a young adult
>call it a child

She sees herself as one even though she clearly isn't. likely in comparison the the really buff huge other women around her she percieves herself as still just a little kid.

Zelda has always been that one series that had fetishes you wouldn't expect in Nintendo games.

Just look at Midna. Lewd, naked imp that makes sexual noises when she rides on your back in a fucking Nintendo game.

Is that an actual screenshot? That's adorable

here

when do we get model rips for sfm porn?
it emulates on CEMU so the ground work is already in place

Aw fuck, this guy's cool already.

Riju or Urbosa ? Gerudo chief vs champion
who do you prefer ?

Why are the Zoras so tall?

hows her foot game?

For a one night stand, Urbosa.

For marriage, Riju.

Urbosa. Not a child.

Fucking lolicon retards.

Dirt and sand adorns her sweaty soles, but you don't get to see them as men are treated as second class citizens. Work for a glimpse, slave.

>Only Gerudo that isn't a mannish roid freak is a loli
great

Riju will become an Urbosa but Urbosa will never be a Riju

Stupid /lowtest/ toadpoaster

>gerudo lolis are 5'+ tall
>muscular and strong as fuck

they probably can kidnap grown men

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Kamina?

>being this lowtest

>tfw sfm porn of crossdressing link being buttfucked by futa gerudo gaurds while futa imp midna rapes the loli queen while she weeps and begs for midna to stop while zelda just stands off to the side smiling as if to say, yeah link, you finally made it

THAT

NOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ikr, it's perfect

Sauce on that, please.

So is the only way to get the gerudo outfit from the guy selling it for 600?

Imagine how that toned tummy would look full term with twins in it

>being a family man

>welcome ladies !
>welcome to the Gerudo school of seduction and reproduction !
>Now. How shall we start this lesson....?

>heat resistance

>get caught with an erection in the city
>get raped

>tfw I like muscle girls involved in other fetishes
>tfw musclefats and preggo muscle girls are so rare

>no wii u copies in my area at all
>no switches
>15 copies of Switch BoTW in every store in my area

I don't want to believe that Nintendo did this intentionally but its sort of difficult not to. I mean, other Wii U owners are like me and realize we got fucked right?