Have you bought your Nintendo Switch yet?

Have you bought your Nintendo Switch yet?

nope. i have under a dollar in my bank account.

Who delivered his Switch? I doubt he left the house to get it.

CHEESE DRINKING

>e-celebs

nah it's my day off. too lazy to get out of house.

>yfw boogie will die within your lifetime

fedex? ups? usps? does it matter?

CALORIE THIEVING

SALAD DODGING

I'm putting all my disposal income toward the Samsung KS8000

>mfw Boogie will probably die before this console generation ends

why doesn't he Switch to a sutable diet?

Only acceptable e-celeb is Ai. Prove me wrong.

Picked it up just a while ago.

DR ROBOTNIK LOOKIN

I can already see entire "internet" "grieving" over it. You think they'll mention his death at VGA?

D R I P
T R A Y

What camera are you using? This is a very nice looking pic.

Iphone 7

I don't, because I'm not a stupid hyped fanboy

Guys i cant afford healthcare

>buying a console at launch

>People pay a disgusting fat slob so he can buy extraneous vanity shit like consoles and amiibos
Sigh

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MODS

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>fat ugly fuck gets a nintendo
>implying im getting one now
i wanna play with cute girls not these nerds

>amazon delivering switch and royal mail delivering zelda
>dad has been in all day waiting
>royal mail sends me a notification saying there was nobody home

buying a computer at launch.

What did he mean by this

MODS MODS MODS!!!

How do we fix white western men?

Did you at least get the switch?

Not yet, that open world zelda is not my the thing. I will wait for the games i am interested.

>Royal Mail
Lad...

MUDS

Royal mail is terrible. They lost two of my packages in a row.

Not yet but they usually deliver around 2-3pm. I was walking up the street and say the postie fucks getting into their van and as soon as they drove off I thought "They probably didn't deliver Zelda."

Luckily I know a guy who works at the depot so hopefully he'll tell me it's there and I can go pick it up.

USE A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL JUST TO DRINK FROM THE DRIP TRAY

>white

There should be a content filter for this shit. The "HUSBAND AND WIFE LOVE" posts are so cringey.

by erupting world war 3 and sending them to it

I ordered Rohan at the Lourve years ago before we got Prime. Royal Mail lost it and tried to accuse me of trying to commit fraud when I said it never arrived after the delivery time range..

He meant that is a fucking moron who thinks anyone gives a shit about what he thinks.

What bank do you use? All the banks I used, you needed a minimal as 50 or 100.

>just watched a 720p stream of botw on youtube

My god. It looks terrible. Maybe not gameplay wise, but it looks like a ps1 game. Have fun I guess. Although I know it's just a jerk-off session for wagies and will be dead on this board within the month.

>switch resting on his belly

lol

You do understand the difference in their statements, yes? A console's quality is determined by games made for it. Therefore, waiting to see the actual content is better. A PC has 20+ years worth of games before it even "releases" whatever that means in the context of a PC.

Which stream? It could have just been the streamer using crap wares.

>but it looks like a ps1 game
Nah if anything it looks like a PS3 game.

War.

Wow... you faggots just can't get past graphics. Go watch a fucking movie if you want pretty CG (I).

Zelda is not supposed to look realistic. It's supposed to be cell shaded and look cartoonish. Holy fuck you guys are so sad.

He looks like my dad, just not morbidly obese

Yes.
It should actually arrive any minute now, waiting for the doorbell to ring.

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For what purpose?

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This pic was the final push I needed to realize having video games as a hobby is literally embracing your mental illness.

alttp looks better

some black guy, was a couple hours ago, and he was really bad at games, hope that helps.

I mean you'd have to be as dumb as Francis to buy a fucking switch

this is what a PS1 game looks like

He was talking about buying new hardware right when it releases. Go spend $300 (gpu) on one piece of your new computer every 2 years so you can keep up. I wonder who is spending more money here...

Literal and unironic white genocide, at least an attempt at it. Maybe that would make them realize that they're also on the anti-white hit list.

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He was talking about nogames, you retard.

Jesus Christ he looks more disgusting every day, I will honestly chuckle when he dies, I'm not a needlessly hateful person but his 'act' is wearing thin, his only defining characteristic is that he's clinically obese, he's a drain on society.

They literally sent my Switch to the wrong depot today and I have to wait til tomorrow to get it

>you needed a minimal as 50 or 100.

I've never heard of that in my life and it makes zero logical sense for any bank to do that, it would be in their best interest financially to allow people to not have a minimum as any possibly of a customer going overdrawn gives them extra income from fees.

What do they do when a customer spends their own money and their account goes under 50 or 100?

>costs as much as much official salary
>will never have games I'd want to play
No

Fair enough

As much as I agree with you economically, it's fun to get swept up in all the hype.

It's like, you can play a game a year from now at a fraction of the price, but joining in with all the threads and discussion is a lott'a fun.

Lol where the fuck do you live?

Or spend $300 every four-five years, like you would on a console, the games will still look better on PC and cost nothing.

Neck yourself.

I cant look at webms atm but the thumbnail indicates superior graphics.

The gameplay looked ok for the entire 30 seconds that I watched, but it just looks so shit.

>omg new Zelda! never finished alttp but I will pretend I know Zelda games!
>I'm hip! muh wage!
>muh I'm a gamer with the newest console!

In a month this board won't be talking about this thing. Why would they. Street Fighter 2?

>Buying console on launch
Nah, I bought a Wii-U a HDD and an SD card for a total of 150 bucks to pirate shit on.

My bank does that actually, though not sure about the amount.

I tried to take some money out and then they told me that I needed to have some money in.

What bank do you belong to?

Although it's important to keep your account at a set minimum for emergencies (preferably~$500), banks would be retarded to enforce that, as
said.

They'll cost nothing if you're a pathetic, no job leech on society. Jesus christ. Opinion disregarded. Get a job and support developers you cheap, thieving fuck.

>Royal Mail
Amazon have gifted me 3 months of fucking Prime because of their fuck ups last year.

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Nah, some banks do that shit, it's best to ignore them though

at least he came to terms with the fact he'll die before 50

Wait, do we not call it the PSX anymore? When did that change?

No. I have a Wii U to play the only game that's worth playing on the Switch right now. Maybe later.

Nope. Not worth it at this point in time.

This is the smart thing to do, the console is cracked as fuck and you can pirate every game worth having for it, normies are also selling them off cheap to get a Switch.

In third world country like Argentina minimun salary is like $500 and Switch is around $780, it's worse in Brazil.

They just tell you that you're going under

Who here /no job right now and broke as fuck but still bought Switch at launch/

I'm ready to die anyway

I have big hands. Is the pro controller suitable for me?

Where do I go to figure out how to pirate on my Wii U

>not emulating at higher graphics/fps for free

dont do it its extremely easy to brick i bricked two consoles before giving up

>it's worse it Brazil
Is that statement ever wrong?

>Applefag
Disgusting.

I bet there's a thread on /vg/

>being a literal retard

Hacking general on /vg/

>hacking your console for Metal Gear on horses