Game makes fun of you

>game makes fun of you

Why is this allowed?

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She's making fun of Okabe, not you.

You're gonna love C;H if this is too much for you.

delete this slut

Okabe is LITERALLY me

AAAAAAAAAAA
KILL THIS WHORE

How many dicks she has sucked?

>game tells you to stop watching anime
Why is this allowed?

None, she's a virgin herself.

Get out, takumi.

ITT: virgins

Shes the JP equivalent of a Sup Forums meme lord.
So none.

>mocks you for being a virgin
>point out that she is a virgin
>suddenly acts like being a virgin is good
>uses good key/good lock metaphor redpill shit

Suzuha > Kurisu

i'm not getting v3 anyways

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What's her fucking problem?

>user can't take the bantz

Sad!

She was beaten as a child

Not hard enough, apparently.

>game shills your favorite soft drink like a jew with the short term memory of a goldfish
Why is this allowed?

she's autistic be nice

Dr. Bepis is really good

Just fucking buy it

She's a random insecure tsundere nerd. In other word, you, except that you don't have her IQ.

Also, she spent too much time on Sup Forums. Even the AI based on her is a shitposting troll.

Should be done more often desu senpai

This has got to be the best vending machine ever

>I NEED MY SAFE SPACE!!!!!

>game makes fun of foreign people

>tfw no Maho gf

Good taste

>you couldn't protect that smile

Post the link, faggot

Who /faris/ here?

You what

Antagonist Okabe drinks Mountain Dew instead of Dr. Pepper too.

>tfw no Dr. Pepper™ loving gf available with every purchase for a limited time in select locations only

>tfw

LHINTARO

>Kurisu will never make fun of you

Sadly they don't sell dr pepper in my country.

What does it taste like?

I'm gonna cum on her face and laugh at her

>tfw

>wasting perfectly good Dr Pepper

She's winking at you, OP. She's trying to tell you something.

daddy issues

Who /perverted gentleman/ here?

>Sadly they don't sell dr pepper in my country.
mine too.
Seconding this question.

salty milk and coins

You should trust her, she's a doctor.

How do you explain colors to a blind man?

I drank Dr. Pepper once and it was the most disgustingly sweet thing I have ever tasted.
No wonder you amerilards are so fat, literally liquid sugar.

Thank god it got cancelled, these designs look horrendous

Was Steins;Gate just a big dr. pepper commercial?

I hate tsunderes but I love Kurisu, what did my heart mean by this?

You sir, are a man of refined taste.

>you'll never have a bro as good as Daru
why live

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Root beer plus cola with a slight cherry flavor. It used to be a lot better, now it's shit.

Lock and key metaphor is literally flawless.

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He's the best character in the game (after Maho ) though, so it's not making fun of it, it's a great compliment.

Wait, what's this?

ZAMASU
A
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S
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Okay master,Lets kill da hoe!

>triggered by a video game

Where have I heard that one.

Council of antimatter or something like that

sequel book that got cancelled

Would be even better with his typical hair, too bad because I fucking love this design except for this

Kurisu is a top tier tsundere, one of the best, so it's normal.
The fact that she's a shitposter might be appealing to you, too.

I want to fuck that retard.

It tastes like itself.

Pure, concentrated kino.

Go on /soc/ if you want to stop being a virgin

Well, all she wants to do is be accepted by her dad, who hates her because she's smarter than him in his field and she didn't even focus on studying what he studied his whole life.

better than coke in that that it tastes a lot like some kind of plant in my opinion. Sweeter than coke too. In fact the best thing I like about it is that it tastes kind of like candies for me.

This game made me feel really strange when Mayuri was calling her chris-chan.

This. Feels like one of us. social retardation and making net references IRL that nobody else around will get included.

Of course not, Steins; Gate™ is in no way afilliated with The Drink of Intellectuals™, Dr. Pepper™. Snapple Group™ does not endorse any waifus, including Dr. Kurisu; PhD. Snapple Group™ does not endorse Makise Kurisu as best girl, all rights reserved.

>"Okabe, I lo-"

what did she mean by this

That's not funny.

Being a virgin is considered a mental illness by the WHO.

Personally it reminded me of a cheap cherry liqueur I drank at my sister's birthday once.

So just imagine cherry flavored cola. Except shittier

Not my fav but definitely top-tier waifu here.

youtube.com/watch?v=rGIw7xk3q-g I spent hours on this bullshit, to the point I was constantly humming along with it, I'm ashamed. Shit.

Not american here, not overweight, and love it. Learn too take only a bit of it and not two bottles a day.

But yeah I'm quite a sweet tooth as a whole, as ine, nothing can be sweet enough, so your description is probably right .

Behead those who insult Dr Pepper

>Faris

Literally Satan.

where the hell are you finding the cherry in it?
The sugar in it s a LOT more aggressive, probably more in line with something with sugar regarding how "pure sweet" the sugar is

In fact it reminds me of licorice quite a bit. And everyone I know that hated licorice hated it too.

>tfw this piece of shit proves that Okabe can't beat the committee of 300

She's hilarious in 0
>cat paws on a battlefield

Tutturu

Loathe you

>"Okabe, I lost my way to the leather shop"

Steins;Gate 3 fucking when?

Are all the Whatever;Shit games connected? (Steins; Gate, Chaos;Head, Occultic;Nine, Robotics;Notes etc.)

Also, are any of them worth playing besides Steins;Gate and Steins;Gate 0?

3 without a 2?

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From what I've heard, every game made by those devs all take place in the same universe

Can your dick her?

Yes, all the ones you named except O;9 and Anonymous;Code takes place in the same universe.
Chaos;Head is good.

It tastes like a discount Mr Pibb.

They all occur in the same world, to an extend, and the "real big bads" are more or less the same. But they never deal with them in the story, they're just referenced.

Otherwise, there are some nods. A child from steins appear in robotics as an adult and some things like that.

Chaos;head and child are probably the most directly related and the ones where reading the other one is the most important story-wise.

Steins is probably their best with child, but child isn't released here yet. Should happen soon. I loved chaos;head a lot but I'm in the minority sadly.

So steins;gate is a good starting point.