Switch BSOD

Really makes your noggin go a joggin

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Works on mine :^)

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Mine was dead after 3 minutes, i didn't even get to set time zone lol
Thaks Nintendo!

>We will never go back to the days of Nintendium again.

Please understand

oh my god

This is why I don't buy consoles at launch.

Thanks for beta testing, cucks.

This.
>buying the most expensive, most issue-prone version of a console with the least amount of available games

Pretty sure this goes under warranty desu

hahahaha nintendo wins again amrite???

Based Nintendo working you stupid marks into buying their console

>someone tries to and fails to install Linux
>OP the fag screenshots one if his daily reddit visits to falseflag consolewar faggotry
>people are already latching onto it

>Buying consoles at launch
Whats the point?
Switch has barely games right now

>falseflag

Nigga are you schizophrenic? Do you think the Joos are BSODing consoles?

I swear to god that neon red looks different in every single photo . It really doesn't photograph well

cant wait for crowbcat's video

>Nintendo switches from IBM to Nvidya
>this happens

Poetic

LMAO

What??

WEW LAD

Fanboys don't need a reason to eat shit.

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It's over bros it's over

DELETE THIS

I didn't know the Nintendo Switch™ was a fire alarm.

B-but m-muh Zelda!

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literally can't be real, there is NO way nintendo fucked up this hard

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CLICKBEEP OF DEATH

Kek

Literally no games.

This is what happens when you cucks preorder shit and not wait. Adding to the fact that you spent more money on a system that's more shit than the Xbox One.

what happened to nintendium

DELET
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>Those sounds

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

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DON'T TOUCH MY BUTTONS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How the fuck is the Switch such a piece of shit. Its like every hardware design decision was a fuckup.

those sounds

>has freeze noise
>think its normal
>then suddenly has fucking laser gun shooting noises when you try to turn it off
That shit spooked me.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why is it so fucking loud. Was he trying to turn it off after that loud EEEEEE

>How the fuck is the Switch such a piece of shit
>Nintendo
Everything they do is a fuck up besides the DS, since Sony fucked the PSP line,

>those sounds
Jesus fucking Christ

This will be fixed in no time. Just order it.

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>PIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNG BONG WAHOO 1-up!

Is he trying to shut it off?

Holy fuck that was horrifying

And the switch viral marketing continues

>Just order it
Assuming you can even get one right now for normal price or even months from now

>had headphones on
>didnt realize it was at max volume
>hear this
Thanks, now pay for my ear surgery

>This is real

Jesus fuck, Nintendo fucked up big time. This is why I completely shunned myself from buying a Switch, especially since only Mario Odyssey is the only Switch game I want.

I expect recalls in the next two weeks.

>This will be fixed in no time. Just order it.
You cannot just """"""patch"""""" what is likely a hardware problem, dumbass.

well yeah, did you not hear that fucking high pitched screeching noise?

my fucking ears

There is no hardware problem, dumbass.

He's literally the only one I've seen with an issue (which will be fixed soon).

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a revolutionary console

How, pray tell, will it be fixed when he can't update the thing because he can't set it up

PM'd you the fix. :)

DELET DIS IMEDIATLY

this is why console manufactures stopped working with nvidia long ago.

Let's see how the nintencucks spin this.

So just contact the store and replace it

It is the screeching of a million butt hurt nintoddlers being channeled to power the device

>the screeching sounds

WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO

HOW

CAN

YOU

FUCK UP

THIS BAD

ਮੈਨੂੰ ਨਿਣਟੇਨਡੋ ਲਈ ਕੰਮ ਕਰ ਨਫ਼ਰਤ, ਮੈਨੂੰ 4 ਘੰਟੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਇੱਕ ਬ੍ਰੇਕ ਸੀ, ਨਾ ਹੈ.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEE

Say it with me now, NEVER BUY A CONSOLE OR HANDHELD AT LAUNCH!

I am literally shaking with laughter right now

So it won't be fixed then

Top Cucked

>2011+6
>"nintendium"

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It's over bros

Now you can make the Switch to PS4

Recalls when?

Not meming but how can they handle this if they all have these problems? Is it going to ba another RROD?

Here is the CPU/GPU

At least they don't explode... right?

>all
>that
>paste

Triggered like a nigger

Is that cooling paste or cement?

HOLY SHIT SKYNET

I have never heard something this fucking crazy on a console. Holy shit

It depends on the failure rate
If it's like 5% of the consoles, they'll just give people a free replacement
If it's hitting 30-40%, this is gonna make their assholes hurt

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Incoming Crowbcat

Say it with me

It's okay when Sony does it

youtube.com/watch?v=6FwlK-jU8Yg

>msi applying thermal paste

Can this be blamed on bad manufacturing from china/whatever asian shithole they used to build the products? Does things made in america/first world countries have a better quality?

it's not fair

>set to Lost Angeles
>System goes full exsorcist
Kek

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PASTE ME UP

IS THIS REAL OR PHOTOSHOP

that is a lot of mayo