>reading Zelda BotW reviews
>multiple game """"journos"""" saying they cried playing the game
What the fuck is wrong with Zelda fags?
Reading Zelda BotW reviews
David Reyes
Carter Anderson
everyone has a gaping bloody vagina where their brain should be
James Ortiz
this is what happens when you don't have a dad. no one knows how to act like a man.
Henry Gomez
I love Miku!
Jacob Gomez
...
Evan Sanchez
It means that BotW was a beautiful game with heavy emotional investment.
Why can't you Zelda-haters accept that?
Julian Sanders
>anime image
Michael Wright
>another anime image
Aiden Morris
>every boss is just ______ Ganon
Jackson Roberts
>frog poster
Jeremiah Price
...
Christopher Sanders
>look at me, I'm a manly adult male and a mature man wouldn't cry
>i-it's not like I have crippling insecurities or anything
Elijah Nguyen
...
Ayden Bennett
...
Henry Flores
>posting western anime
WWE is more dramatic than any shounen manga reaching the climax where THAT WHICH SHORTENS MY LIFESPAN is unleased.
Austin Miller
>actually defending grown-ass men crying from a fucking Zelda game
you're a faggot no matter how much you deny it
Jace Young
...
Daniel Johnson
REMINDER
The joycons have physical antennas that pull out to boost the signal
Jaxon Miller
Try it once, user. I promise your imaginary girlfriend won't laugh at you.
Jacob Fisher
wait what?
Jack Perez
>I have zero emotion
You must be fun OP