IT GETS SCRATHED BY NOTHING
I REPEAT
PLASTIC SCREEN
IT GETS SCRATHED BY NOTHING
I REPEAT
PLASTIC SCREEN
>blunty
We already knew they ran out of their Nintendium reserves years ago.
nintendolife.com
THE SWITCH HAS A PLASTIC SCREEN HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>One thing which is worth noting is that the panel itself is plastic rather than super-tough glass like you'd find on an iPhone or iPad. As such, it's very easy to scratch – our review unit picked up a mark within 24 hours despite being handled with utmost care
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Fucking hell
Memes aside, what the fuck happened? Ninty used to make nigh indestructible products, what happened to the Nintendium? Too expensive?
Thank you god.
Last 2 days have been extremely frustrating with every single reviewer falling for the meme and giving a generic sinple open world game the tittle of "best game ever made", drones will use it for ever.
BUT
This absolutely makes it worth it.
Thank you god, you really know what you are doing.
Since a terrible accident in the Nintedium mines where 5 people died workers refuse to dig up anymore.
They believed they can transmute nintendium from plastic. They were wrong.
They used the rest of the world's supply in making the gamecube, rumor has it iwata isn't dead but out in space looking for an avatar like world to get more
the fuck? is it true
Didn't a janitor just delete your post for console war shit?
>Plastic screen
>Nintendo couldn't even fucking afford to use gorilla glass 3/4
>FUCKING PLASTIC
It frustrates me to no end how much drones parrot that OoT is the best game of all time, and now they'll do the same for BotW despite it being an enjoyable, yet middling and flawed game.
Nintendrones lap up their master's cum to the last drop, man.
I've been trying really hard to convince my roomate not to spend the 500+ ameribucks to get the console and everything you need to actually enjoy playing games on it, but he went to bestbuy today and the only thing stopping him from showing back up at home with one--like some sort of obese housewife who has to adopt every stray kitten she drives past--was the fact that bestbuy was sold out of consoles, as everyone is, because Nintendo is a shit company that can't even move product right.
switch is a cheap piece of shit and you retards fell for it
Enjoy your ban.
>those prices
AT LEAST YOURE PAYING FOR QUALITY RIGHT ?
lol enjoy your shit toy
S-shut up
Sup Forums.org/rules#v
>Flaming/flagrant "fanboyism"/etc. will not be tolerated.
>Threads should not devolve into flamewars. Instigating or encouraging such activity will not be tolerated
doesn't it come with a fucking screen protector you dumb nigger
theres a rule saying faggots like you are not welcome here
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>Plastic
Holy fucking shit. Nintendrones were so adamant pre-release that it will be gorilla glass. Then it turns out to be fucking plastic.
>NOOO, PLEASE LET ME SHITPOST
try and stop me
S A V A G E
>Will Smith fucked my mom
Jokes on you faggot, now I'm rich.
only joke in here is you
Same fag
If that's a light scratch. Easily fixable with polish and wet tissue paper and buff it out.
Hard scratches are nigh impossible to buff out.
I wanna know what actually happened reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
so like the vita?
The fuck kind of comeback is that
Plastic can not be polished.
Consult the periodic table.
Unironically agree 100% with this. The funny thing is around me almost no switches sold. Walmart and target still have almost full stock. I'm sure gamestop sold out but they also only had like 15 reservations allowed a store
There's hundreds of Polishing a plastic Instrument Cluster dashboard Youtube videos retard.
Actually it doesn't even come with a film over the screen you're supposed to remove. It's just in a plastic bag.
>b-b-but SONY!
Fuck sake lad.
>It's OK to murder people because other people have murdered!
Come on lad.
>Plastic can not be polished.
aviation has been doing it for years.
kys.
Guess I'll wait for the Switch XL or whatever revision they come up with.
Isn't gorilla glass plastic too. Aren't all these screens plastic? Aren't some just designed with durability in mind?
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Autism knows no bounds
>nintedium
That sounds right
Still pissed I managed to scratch my 3DS screen with my fucking fingernail
>games are now actually being sold for $80
Guess I'm never getting a console again.
I'm glad I'll be able to distinguish who is low class scum by the amount of scratching on their screen.
Christ he's been at this for hours now.
i would be scared to even buy a screen protector for this thing since even simple skins are causing the the rest of the plastic parts to deteriorate
>Caring jack shit about cosmetic wear
I can understand complaining about the shit spec but, fucking scratch? It doesn't affect anything to the console or the game.
Pathetic damage control.
A true
>6.7
Fuck off with your spamming autism.
Why are Nintendo such jews. This was their last chance to prove to everyone that their consoles are worth buying and they made the switch a cheap piec of crap.
Gorilla glass is a meme. Enjoy your spider webs.
>Buying a launch day portable nintendo console
It's practically a given at this point that a vastly superior edition is coming down the line at a better price with a more compelling software library. The DS was surpassed by the DSLite. 3DS by the 3DSXL
>80 dollars
>80 dollars
>65 dollars
At least in Canada, NZ and Australia.
Vita has a glass screen
>300 dollar console
>only 1 launch title worth getting which is available on an older console
>probably can't even get one because Nintendo can't move product worth a shit
>shoddy product with plastic screen
>more "wait and see, it will have games eventually!" mindset from fans
This is the Wii U all over again. The same exact shit happened when it was released.
Why does this keep happening? Why are people so forgiving of a company that hasn't done anything worthwhile in over 10 years?
no vita is plastic. stop falseflagging, you dumb nintendrone
It's buying to hype, their excitement and brand loyalty to Nintendo force them to buy it and pray that this is the console where they actually do something right even though they probably never will again.
>blue joycons
>no red
Why tho
Maybe don't manhandle your machine
everyone talked about how inevitable and bad this was with the 3DS and I never fucking scratched the one I've had for a number of years because I took care of it
The same'll be true here
>jew out on hardware, don't even wait for pascal
>jew out on the screen
>3 hour battery life