BUY A DAMN SWITCH!
RIGHT NOW!
BUY A DAMN SWITCH!
Anthony Rivera
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Carter Garcia
Fuck you, you pansy-ass Yakuza CFO flunky! You can't even skim people's money effectively!
Garbage hardware and games.
Kayden Phillips
where
Sebastian Garcia
>implying you can just go out and buy one right now
Aaron Torres
But
The screen though
Tyler Anderson
I just bought one.
Zachary Cox
no
enjoy 3rd place (again)
Robert Morris
Im poor
John Morris
i already did japanese todd
Aiden Cook
I will later in March sheesh
Sebastian Jackson
Do you guys think nintendo will be ready to release their 3rd console this generation when ever micro/sony are getting ready to release the next xbox/ps?
Ian Bailey
Scorpio is Microsoft's next console or did you really think they where just making a much beefier xbone?
Caleb Cook
Nah, too busy playing the only game it has on the console you unceremoniously abandoned.
Bentley Scott
If Iwata told me I would, I don't trust bald cucks
Jace Johnson
That's exactly what they're doing, considering it runs xbox one games with better settings etc. It's just a better than ps4 pro console, the problem is no one wants an xbox.
Jeremiah Kelly
I think Nintendo will just keep rehashing the Switch similar to PS4pro. It'll be a faster version that plays the same games
Chase Gray
If you think there will not be Scorpio exclusive games you are insane
Luke Lewis
I'm sure they'll announce some. Then they'll cancel them when they're nearing release.
Cameron Phillips
>forcing a meme this hard
Sorry sonychums. Nintendomination is back.
Besides, based Yakuza-san already has a meme.
>yfw you drop a 10/10 bomb on the industry
>sonyfriends will never know this thrill
Camden Ramirez
>Barely even XBone exclusive games
>Now Microcucks are under the impression that there will be SCORPIO exclusive games
Jonathan Morris
>plastic screen that scratches easily.
>connectivity issues even with the update.
>reports of bricked Switches already in the wild.
>ONE worthwhile game (also on Wii-U and CEMU)
Yeah no.
Asher Adams
>(ice cubes rattling)
FTFY
Ethan Allen
No thanks. I would rather spend my hard earned money on crusty waifu pillows thankyou very much.
Noah Cook
>First day in, this nigga talks about focusing on mobile market
>Nintendo releases switch, smartphone-tier "console"
AT least he stuck by his word
Nathaniel Diaz
...
Henry Sullivan
Why couldn't you. I hope you're not using the "I didn't preorder" thing as an excuse. Many stores got well over 100 consoles
Aaron Diaz
TVs have wifi these days. What do?
Caleb Jackson
I would but you're not fucking selling it.
Ethan Sanchez
It's the controllers.
Asher White
nintendolife.com
THE SWITCH HAS A PLASTIC SCREEN HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>One thing which is worth noting is that the panel itself is plastic rather than super-tough glass like you'd find on an iPhone or iPad. As such, it's very easy to scratch – our review unit picked up a mark within 24 hours despite being handled with utmost care
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Parker Clark
Nope. I'm someone who has bought every console and handheld (save for useless pseudo upgrades like sifferent versions of a console/Smaller Gameboy/ETC) from nintendo since the NES days, I am now hanging it up. Fuck paid online.
Caleb Martinez
But you can't put the Switch console near an aquarium either
Jason Cooper
UNDERSTAND
Ryan Smith
They were trying to sugar coat it
Aquarium = moderately packed public area, with wireless devices
Jacob Barnes
you'd rather buy used dakis instead of brand new ones?
Leo Rogers
Or a TV that has wifi
Caleb Myers
IM TRYING YOU FUCK
ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO FUCKING FIND
bullshit. those "hundreds of units" are all pre orders that havent been picked up yet.
Aiden Allen
But I'm a Sony guy