Why is no one complaining about Nintendo making lewd lolis?

Why is no one complaining about Nintendo making lewd lolis?

because nintendo loli are the best

Youth is idolizing Riju

Adulthood is idolizing Urbosa

obviously not a loli though. She just sees herself as still a kid in contrast to all those much huger much buffer women.
Visible in that nobody would even have thought of using that term on her if she hadn't said that.

Too bad Japan won't draw shit of her.

I want to lick her brown loli abs.

Because Japan doesn't give a fuck about western sensibilities and their legal of age of consent is far below ours.
Difference in culture means difference of approach. Go make a tumblr post about it if it rustles your jimmies so much.

>obviously not a loli though
She's a fraction of the size of the adult Gerudo you delusional moron.

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>their legal of age of consent is far below ours.
Federal age of consent is 13, but prefectural ages of consent range from 16-18. Stop spreading misinformation.

She's probably more of a teenager than a loli. Child doesn't necessarily mean loli y'know?

>Rippling abs
>Still has big ass and thighs

She's just the right amount of /fit/ while still being feminine. Also appears to be the only female in the game that has a notable chest that doesn't look like a fat tranny.

loli's a body type though.
It works in both ways, ifthere are 1000 years old who are still lolis then there can also be the opposite, characters who are "kids" in heir species but not loli.
Otherwise you have to drop that viewing of small demon girls etc as lolis too.

Because Japan is where they sell used panties in vending machines. After we dropped the bomb on them the ones not too mentally and physically destroyed we just pat them on the head and say "Very good Japan"

Yes, and Riju is a loli that happens to have some ab muscles. She says herself that she's a child.

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She seriously looks like a teenager when compared to an adult gerudo to you?

>it's ok when Nintendo does it

>implying Sup Forums has ever protested more lolis in anything ever

WIFE

Look at that ass, GODDAMN.

a loli should not have this body type

if she had said that, would you have called her that?
now Saria, that's a damn fine loli, Yumi is yummie (I know, that one was bad- but that one now just had to be), her I'd call a teen more than anything.

Lolis aren't aged 16 (legal in japan) with hairy snatches
proper ones are below age 13

Not him, but it's not that clear when the Gerudo are huge and there are characters with exaggerated proportions. That this is now news is a good indicator everyone assumed she was just a shorty for her race.

16 is legal in many states too, they just can't do porn.

Guys plz I dont want to jerk off today. Gerudos are too fucking good though.

t. fat fuck pedophile

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Why does this game look so weird?

I thought she was a loli when they only showed the first half of her body and long before she called herself a child. She's tiny and has a flat chest. Girls enter puberty and start growing breasts around 11-12 years old.

Question 1: Where the fuck's the climbing trousers? I've got the climbing bandana and shirt.

Question 2: Why does it rain so fucking much? It rains like three times literally every day

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She's ugly so it's PROGRESSIVE.

A WOMAN on the Gerudo throne?

Trying to look like an anime but it doesn't fully commit at times.

>Guys plz I dont want to jerk off today.

too bad

Espada 9

What emotion is this image supposed to represent?

is this the most sexually tinted legends of zelda game?

She was the only remotely attractive Gerudo.

She still has nothing on Mipha, though. It's a shame she died, best girls in Zelda have a habit of doing that.

A male Gerudo only shows up every 1000 years and they're not immortal (Ganondorf just has all that sealing shit keeping him alive). Nabooru was the de facto leader in Ocarina.

he's hiding his boner

Fair enough.
The biggest thing hindering me percieving her as a loli is that hip waist ratio that kid just should not have and is clearly connected to adolescence and fertility.

>you'll will never boop her on the nose...

>loli
>has the face, hips, and mannerisms of an adult

fucking japan

>ugly

She's a semen demon

>delicious brown
>tall amazon
>abs
Nintendo finally got it right

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How can hylian women even compete?

>still no facesitting or snunsu art

You shouldn't sexualize lolis. Also this is best girl.
SNAAAP

How is Purah a 100 year old loli exactly?

no way fag

A failed experiment.

>an amazonian loli will never tease you about how much shorter and weaker you are compared to her

Are these two the same characters?

Yes, the second one is the older version of the first you meet in the present of the game. Also if you complete a sidequest and get a certain item you can marry her instead of Zelda.

No. The other one is named Urbosa.

>marry
You can choose who to marry in this game?

He's full of shit.

I wish, but no. You're pretty much stuck with Zelda as your strongly implied love interest. Most boring girl always wins etc.

Guess I won't be getting this game then.

because the left complains about video games, and the left are confirmed pedophiles

>complaining about lolis
Fuck off faggot.

>want to fap to gerudo
>most of BotW porn is of the bird
Fuck off with this gay furry shit

Why is Sup Forums suddenly filled with lolicons?

The sad thing is people will fall for this.
They always do...

>Federal age of consent is 13, but prefectural ages of consent range from 16-18.
What even point of federal aoc then?

Lolicons were never allowed on Sup Forums though

couldnt have said it better myself

>tfw no Gerudo gf

Alright but here's the real question. Where is Malon aka best girl

>After completing his quest the Hero will never be captured by the Gerudo and taught to worship their thighs, asses, and abs like the desert goddesses they are

Blame Nintendo

Because that lewd loli can beat the shit out of you if you try something that she don't want.
So drop your pants and please your new mistress,maggot.

>giant
>brown
>muscles

All my fetishes in one

i'm pretty sure i can overpower an amazon loli

>T-That looks... big!
What did she mean by this?

t. Pedophile

I fucking hated this annoying thing

>bara loli

>raised in all female tribe
>never seen a cock before

i'm pretty sure any first time cock would look big to her

Sounds like all those multiple post game endings from monstergirl quest.

>no ending where Link gets ghost blowjobs from Mifa

Do you think she's been educated?

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Loli is a body type and is most likely going to have nice hips, especially if they're of the oppai subcategory. Are you a toddlercon or something?

>this is best girl

But that's not Paya.

Would you Sup Forums?

>tfw no thick gerudo gf
It's not fair brehs.

>hylian girl (male)

n-no

>>hylian girl (male)
DISGUSTING!

Are you forced to crossdress for a segment of the game or something?
Because that's pretty gay.

>ywn be captured by amazon royal guards
>ywn be taken to their loli chief to demonstrate mating techniques
>ywn she her embarrassed looks as the amazon royal guards take turns mating with you in front of her
>ywn she her meekly nod when they tell her its her turn

it hurts

>Forced

>The Gerudo show Link his place
>As their pretty little boytoy

I love it when there's continuity.

Yes, yes I would.

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