This guy walks onto your playground and slaps your girlfriends ass and then grows wings

This guy walks onto your playground and slaps your girlfriends ass and then grows wings.
the fuck you going to do about it?

chuck a hammer at his ass

power rush and multibounce

Jump on that stupid bitch's spiked head, not giving a fuck.

give mario an ak47 and have him kill hm while i play linkin park

he will have to go through me

Set my Def up to 7 and let Watt deal with him

I really fucking wish Junior Troopa got more attention. Like maybe be put in a Mario Kart game or something.

Homing missiles.

>He's STILL stalking Mario in TTYD
Man I wish he was a bonus boss.

So I found the best loadout was
>power plus x2
>defense plus
>damage dodge x2
>all or nothing
>last slot switch between power bounce and spike shield

He would have been good to bring back for The Thousand Year Door as the champion, instead of that rawk hawk whatever
he was actually challenging in his last 2 or so fights

I miss Paper Mario

I always felt weird for using the hammer more because Mario is known for his jumping, but it was just easier to stay with some hammer badges than switch around for certain fights with spiky or flying enemies.
but then again, he should have had a third option to use koopa shell weapons like in SMRPG
i know he used a hammer in Donkey Kong, but that's not canon

Junior Troopa being the Glitz Pit champion. I really wish that they did that rather than having Rawk Hawk "train" and "be better". Which by the way, He didn't do. Which pissed me off to no end.

When Rawk Hawk said he'd train after you beat him, and he'd get better, I was looking so forward to fighting him again, because of that kick-ass music, and flat just, boss fight in general.

Sadly, it never went anywhere. Still urked.

thats not danger mario

>he will never be in a smash game as either a character or an attack trophy

It hurts.

So much.

me too-ski, broseph
it's like they're afraid to make a satisfying sequel now. Super Mario RPG, Paper Mario, and The Thousand Year Door (least favorite, personally) are all good, but then Super Paper Mario had to dumb it down, then Sticker Star completely ruined the franchise, and they think it was their best work ever

This guy wanders into your room, forgets what he was doing and asks you for help. Even Koopa's can get dementia

He's be the perfect character AND/OR attack trophy.

Seriously.

Kent Cunt Koopa. This guy killed me at least 30 times back then.

Because I didn't know that you got use some stupid earthquake power up to wreck him.

>Attack Trophy

Please. Don't give me false hope and happiness.

>he will never be in another game

Thousand Year Door > Super Paper Mario > 64 > Sticker Star

?

64 > Super Mario RPG = Thousand Year Door > Super Paper Mario
didn't play Sticker Star
but TTYD is such a chore compared to 64. No convenient sewer system, having to hop off Yoshi (who SHOULD be able to jump equal or better to Mario) if you want to travel anywhere
it's an exercise in patience and it makes me not want to replay it. even though I like the battle system more, I've replayed 64 a couple times because it's just more enjoyable to travel

64 had such a slow beginning, though. I just always find it rather boring during the first 30 minutes of 64.

While I absolutely LOVE King of the Koopas and Lava Piranha, I also find the bosses in Thousand Year Door to be top notch.

Plus, Thousand Year Door had more post-game, and characters from the first game making an appearance, Which I liked.

>64 had such a slow beginning, though
It's not that bad.

Although the game does take a bit to get really started,

Oh I agree, but the meat of the game means going between towns. After you spoiled me with rooms with tunnels conveniently placed (that I had to unlock) for in-betweens, you took them away for more loading screens (it's a disc game now, not a cartridge), and you can't enter pipes on yoshi (you could on lakitu)
just, they took away the quality of life things in TTYD, the minor enhancements that make it enjoyable to replay a game

er, forgot my point.
Yeah I agree the beginning is slow, but a ton of games are like that. I don't like the castle bit, or the initial part with grandpa goomba, or even all the way up 'til after the first chapter after you get bombette.
after that the game opens up i love it

Go across the ocean with her, he'll fuck himself over trying to get back to us.

even in paper Mario 64 it's crazy as shit

Egg drop soup

>no spike on head
Multibounce the motherfucker

So was he supposed to be an underdeveloped koopa? Why was he so powerful?

How strong would he be when he is older?