Write an ending to Kingdom Hearts that ties up all the loose ends and makes sense

Write an ending to Kingdom Hearts that ties up all the loose ends and makes sense.

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It was all a dream.

The final boss is your dad. Turns out it's just a long fanfic. The end.

Camera pans out, an autistic Sora holding a snowglobe of the Magic Kingdom castle looks at the players and winks.

Fade to black, Goofy scream echoing until the player turns the console off.

me impregnating Aqua

Everyone dies and no more games are made, the end.

...

The camera zooms out and shows Nomura lying on the floor of his office in a cocaine-induced coma.

This was all a story being told to a Japanese Make-A-Wish kid named Sora by Hashimoto and a Disney executive.

>Hanging from the ceiling by a belt.

Sora and Riku had run off to be gay lovers
but they eventually returned home because they needed money.
This was the story Sora tells his parents to justify his being gone for years

There must ALWAYS be a Lich King.

This does bring up a good point.

How did Sora's parents feel about him disappearing for a year, coming back out of the blue and telling them he went on an adventure with Donald Duck and Goofy to fight the darkness?

and they lived happily ever after

Travel back in time and cancel all the shitty handheld games. Without all the nonsensical bullshit the story in the mainline games would have to be more succinct.

I think this one is best

Universe reset

>Sora fights Xehanort
>he beats him
>Sora enters Kingdom Hearts
>finds himself on the giant glass pillar from the beginning of KH1
>a dark shadowy figure lurks in the distance
>walks towards it
>"Sora... you've done well to make it this far, but I'm afraid this is where your story ends... UH HYUK"
>it's Goofy in one of those black cloaks wielding the TRUE X-blade, with a bloody Mickey Mouse keychain
>youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk starts playing

What loose ends ARE there?

I can only think of the fates of TVA and Master Xehanort's plans to be accounter for.

And the shit on Back Cover I guess but those are for KH4

"And that's how I met your mother."

>Goofy
>Not Powerline

KINO