Ready to order, son?

>Ready to order, son?
>What'll you have? Lemonade?

I want the lolibot with some cool whip

I want a hat filled with perfume and plum floating on top.

i'll have a piano woman

Surprise me.

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I want you

>I'll just have a whisky please, ma'am

I'll have a glass of your urine, please.

I'm not your son you old hag

Why do weebs like sluts now? What happened to purity?

They always liked sluts, just remember one of the most popular girls on Sup Forums.

Take it back and watch your tongue when talking about my wife next time.

You don't even know what a weeaboo is, faggot

One gut punch and one of whatever you're having, m'lady.

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Semantic drift.
Weeb just means people who like Japanese Anime aesthetic, regardless of where it is made, now.
You can keep pretending language isn't alive but you'll be the one left behind.

she's a robot retard

I'm not here to drink your dog piss.

CAT TAIL BUTTPLUG

Is jill a spic?

[Kill them all.]

TWO NUMBER NINES

>the Vita rhythm game thing
I can't say I've noticed this phenomenon at all. Am I missing something?

As someone who has played Project Diva, Taiko and Xonic on my Vita, the rest of the stuff I agree is common among the whole "self aware weeaboo" types, but that? Not particularly. MAYBE the Project Diva games specifically but they're not played for their aesthetics so it still doesn't hold.

no she's jp idiota

>tfw bar manager and manipulate stock and drink what I want

>27 years old

HAAAAAAAAAAAG but I still love her.

i feel like everyone that i know that works around a bar, or owns one, hates liquor and drunk people

Jill.

CHRISTMASCAKE

Don't hate the alcohol itself, but its fucking annoying having to also be the designated "babysitter" to drunk people, you continue serving them when they have too much you get into shit for it, you stop serving them then they get into an autistic fit.

Not to mention the other things like
>can't decide what to drink/just vaguely say shit like "gimme a beer" without specifying just wasting others time
>cutting in front of people who were waiting or getting served and shouting/snapping their fingers to get your attention when you clearly see them
>complaining "this doesn't taste like the one I had somewhere else" because everywhere does it slightly different
>women trying to pull the "I get free drinks all the time" just because they've got a pussy
>trying to get them out at closing because they don't know when to leave and still think they can be served

Most of these people have shittier social etiquette than /r9k/

I want Dana!

Blue Fairy, with extra _Sei___

But I like Mizuryu Kei's sluts.
When the fuck new Mother/Kurumi chapters are ggoing to be translated, fuck.

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Hold on, buddy. I think that's more Sei than you can handle in your state.

this is actually a bit too accurate.

How are you supposed to pronounce *KIRA*?

Do you have chocolate milk? Otherwise plain milk is fine, Thank You

MIKI!

Sorry boy. I was just teasing you.
We don't serve kids here

Anzu a cute!!! A CUTE!!!!

Fine, just ice water then.

>Dorothy comes along
HEY WANNA /SS/ LITTLE BOY~!?

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