Now that Sup Forums is officially gay...

Now that Sup Forums is officially gay, can you guys recommend me some good video games where the main character is a cute boy?

>that man shape
Sorry bro, most likely you're just gay as shit.

>Now

I'm 100% straight.

>The Scream of Munch
what

If you want, real life.

it's too late ;_;

You can always play pretend on the Internet.

until someone says >post pics

>now

I'm gay?

Nothing gay about liking girls (male) with feminine penises.

OP here. I'm cute irl, that's pretty much the reason why I want to play cute guys in vidya. I want to play characters that look like me.

Is it gay to like boys that are dressed like and look like girls?

If yes I'm guilty.

Can someone photoshop that to say BBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
It would really help streamline shitposting

post pics

What kind of fool would post his picture on the Internet?

>Now

Just don't post face and you'll be fine.
I'll only masturbate to it I swear.

>Now

I'm 100% straight. I don't want a fag jerking off looking at my pics.

I'm actually a girl.
Come on.

>fag
it's not gay if you're cute

This

Liking cute male isn't gay

Girls don't masturbate.

Okay you got me but come on it's not really gay if you wear a skirt.

Dragon's Dogma is all about making a cuteboi and his cuteboi-boifriend

I don't wear skirts, I'm not a fag.

Yah I know about this one, I've played it for like 60 hours. I managed to create a cute, tall blonde curly hair boy.

>tfw I look like a girl
>tfw I fucking hate it and I just want to be a manly strong man that punchs stuff
Fuck I been eating more and lifting but still can't get rid of this body, maybe I should grow a beard or shave my head

I have wide hips even at low body fat %

post boipucci cutie

Well then if you don't post pics you leave me no other choice than masturbate to your posts imagining how you must look.

I'm hairy manly man. I can teach you how to be strongest boy in all of country. Lemme seme the shit outta that boipucc pls.

take steroids, user.
it's your only option.

Don't do it, steroids shrink your dick.
You'll become less of a man where it matters.

...

Man greeks were such fags.
All that booty and they fucked little boys.

>Playing BotW at uncle's house
>Just got the game so only at the beginning
>Uncle watches me play
>"Are you playing as a girl?"
>"No, that's Link, this is the new Zelda"
>"Why does he have woman hips?"