Why does Blizzard hate Winston?

Why does Blizzard hate Winston?

They really hated the Harambe meme

You mean Harambe?

needs a damage buff...

Because Blizzard hates niggers.

I recognise that monkey

his mobility and shield are meant to make up for his lack of damage. winston is a distractor and meant to bust up formations, let the team do damage, then jump back in to steal all the elims with AoE.

He's so situational it hurts

>distraction
>walks in and dies in 2 seconds

great distraction user

meanwhile the new tank hero has almost every other tank's abilities and does insane damage on top of it.

>Winston desperately needs buffs
>Blizz just makes a new character that makes him obsolete
Kek

One of the most popular characters when they want the waifus to be the most popular.

>nerf shield because hero stack
>remove hero stack
>leave shield nerfed

kys blizzard

>Tanks should have high mobility and high health pools and high damage
No user. Winstons damage output is perfectly fine. What he needs is lower cooldown on his bubble.

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>tfw you block Hogs hook then suck him off a cliff to his death

Hog is fucked the second she hits the main game.

>jump past the gate
>kill a healer, pull back half their team to stop you
>distract them for a good 15 seconds away from the gate
>die
>no one pushed in still taking pot shots at people from ours side

>Why does Blizzard hate Winston?

He's a bland talking gorilla

I can't believe that was even a character idea

The problem with tanks in OW is they do so much damage.
Why take DPS when you can have someone who does just as much damage with 3x the health? Winston's DPS blows though.

Great synergy with Zarya
Jump in, get bubbled, distract their team and charge up Zarya's gun, come back and get healed, repeat.

>Symmetra's gun is still unnerfed

WHY DID THEY THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

Because she's useless otherwise

So tell me, Sup Forums, why aren't you playing a tank character right now, with your girlfriend being your personal healslut?

I play with my girlfriend, I give her rules to follow.
During the game she has to keep a vibrator in her cunt, depending by what she's doing she has to either ride it or grinding on it.
Each time I die she has to apologize for being useless, same if she dies.
Until we're both respawned she has to take the vibrator off. When we win a game I allow her to have an orgasm.

>jump in
>drop shield
>run around obstacles like an unpredictable madman
>team scatters trying to hit big munky
>jump out
>team shoots everyone in back
>jump back in behind enemy
>zap everyone
>rinse and repeat over and over again

shes a support. she provides other benefits. not everyone needs to be able to wipe a team

Are you playing against literal retards? There is no point in chasing you. Ana just stuns you when you appear, then they surround and kill you. ez

>Jump in
>Mercy follows
>Mercy dies
>Jump out
>No one to heal you besides fuck boy
>Run to a big pack
>Jump in
>Mercy respawned and flies to you
>Mercy dies

>basic lack of understanding about vaginas as orgasms

>not losing sleep dart with a barrier

Have fun in Platinum/Diamond.

>Monkey leaps in
>Ana sleep darts
>Team obliterates you

>Monkey leaps in
>Reaper tears monkey's face off

>Monkey leaps in
>Tries to kill Symmetra
>Dies because not enough damage

>Monkey leaps in
>Leaps over enemy team
>Attacks the enemy teleporter / shield generator
>Monkey makes the game a 6v5 for 3 minutes

Oh this game. Kinda forgot it existed

Because I don't have a girlfriend since every girl I meet is worthless and not worth my time.

>Playing against bronze Ana's

Nice.

OK. Well you keep trying to justify using winston, I'll be over here playing the actually played, usable characters.

because hes african

>What if I want to be the healslut

>team casually waltzes through your barrier and kills you instantly

whooaaaaa

The only change I see needed for Winston is that his bubble cooldown needs to start right after he uses the skill rather than when the bubble stops working now that double Winston isn't a thing.

Other than that his kit is extremely simple and his only weapon is braindead. I think he could use some sort of alternate fire to spice him up.

I can totally see you laying in your bed mastrubating while you fantasize this happends.

Then you cry yourself to sleep.

this. for how little damage the shield actually blocks it has a horrendous cooldown. only works against shitters that dont know to shoot it 3 times to destroy it

Maybe doable.

He probably RP's the voices too while he's furiously beating it under the sheets

Because tank DPS isn't as reliable. None but the new bitchbot have anything like good range to them. Hog's damage is only good with meatshots which are hard to land if you don't hook someone. D.Va's fire slows her down and isn't that high even in close range. Zarya's the only exception and she has to charge it up first.

Rework his gun the way you actually have to aim but leave it aoe.
Think pyro's flamethrower arc.
Closer enemies receive more damage but aoe is small and you have to aimtrack.
Distant enemies receive less damage but aoe is big and can hit multiple targets without much aiming.

Winston doesn't need damage buffs.
What he needs is to have his landing be a greater disrupt and the ability to "charge" his shield to throw it

>Rework his gun the way you actually have to aim but leave it aoe.
Think pyro's flamethrower arc.

That's not a bad idea but Mei kinda already stole that style, unless we also give it the ability to arc between grouped up enemies, or just pierce through them into other ones.

I'm still with the crowd that says his shield is what needs a buff. Cooldown reduction, more health (seriously how much does it have? 200?) starting the cooldown sooner, fucking something.

I use Winston the most because he's obviously the least powered character... he's still a force and I still do well.

>>team scatters trying to hit big munky
More like one person turns and annihilates winston before he can jump out.

He gets dropped super fast by a LOT of characters 1v1.

Make Winston's shield last longer and have him be able to throw it and stick to surfaces.
Plus make his landing AoE larger and maybe push enemies around a bit.

Then he'd be fine. Still gimmicky, but in a usable way like Mei.

He needs a shield buff

The zippity-zapper is fine but if you're leaving the shield nerfed then buff jump recovery so Winston can evacuate when the eggshell shield cracks easier.

You must live under a gay rock then.

>Symmetra can 1v1 winston and kill him easily

This is dumb.

Then again, she can also 1v1 most dps and win easily.

He has too many counters.

Winston a good monkey, he dindu nuffin

Watch Miro playing Winston in competitive

They just need to make his gun do what it says and attack the health pool directly bypassing shields. A buff would be to let it bypass armor as well. Then just make it so any hero with zero health regardless of shields or armor remaining dies.

Oh cool, Leslie Jones is in this game!

>you block Hogs hook then suck him off
>Hog is fucked
I'm sure he will be with you around

What's the deal with gorilla characters having shitty ult moves?

Same goes for DK in Smash

FACT: SNOW NIGGER'S ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD

When you stop thinking of her as support you will have less rage. She's pyro but worse

The only thing I would change on symmetra is slowing the barrier(like movement speed) and making the beam instantly break instead of staying on people for two extra hits.

>Then again, she can also 1v1 most dps and win easily.

Any DPS that lets her get that close deserves to die.

Except get beam slows you down and soldier doesn't even have a chance to run it out. None of the other DPS have an excuse though

It's REALLY easy in a game that is basically built around choke point manipulation to ambush people all day long as sym.

you're a virgin user, who are you trying to fool?

>tfw i do play with gf
>tfw she's lvl 200 and still sucks at everything, 0 game sense and panics like a noob

we're upgrading our pcs in 2 months, hopefully higher fps and better peripherals will help her a bit. her pc is a complete potato in her defense, plays at 15fps or some shit

>gun has a 7m range
>her movespeed is the same as Genji

Shut the fuck up.

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well mcree and soldier should be able to kill her. genji should be able to at least escape, but ye no fps game should have no-aim hold left click chars

Any Genji that tries to knife a Symm is even worse than the normal batch of Genjis. You got range for a reason. Use it.

Why do people like Blizzard, Bethesda or Bioware?

That's the real question here.

Reminder that Blizzard is scum that takes what others create and makes money with it.

He's just saying that she's fast.

She's fast, has a lock on gun with ramping damage and can still hit your around walls and corners, and one of the best tools for approaching characters safely with her shield.

I feel sorry for you, my girlfriend is actually a good healslut.

If it required any tracking or aim or reloading whatsoever I might agree.

Clicking once and being able to lose line of sight completely as your leash melts anyone is horrible game design. There's nothing you need to do after the initial leash except jump around and let your huge amount of recoverable health start ticking up as your enemy can do nothing to stop you or get away from you. The fact that it has a longer range after leashing and is nigh-impossible to get away from is retarded.

Holy fuck anyone would be terrible at 15fps. You are a shit boyfriend let me have her number

Yes.

It's hard to run away from it, she's mobile and can dodge fire easily, has shields to outlast you, and can put her deployable shield between you to buy time while she shoots through it.

It's SOOOO easy to fight people with sym.

>I feel sorry for you, my girlfriend is actually a good healslut

well we previously played a very skill-demanding mmo and she did great after a few months, all this considering she had never played anything before being with me. I think she just needs better hardware, we are making a pc upgrade in may and a peripheral upgrade in september.

>You are a shit boyfriend let me have her number
she always had a fantasy of deflowering a virgin

This isn't news. Both warcraft and starcraft are bargain bin fantasy and 40k.

>she always had a fantasy of deflowering a virgin
Don't give up hope, pal. She still might choose you.

Could also do with his shield maintaining the same momentum he has, so you can drop it mid jump and it lands with you

And I've always had a fantasy of getting a damage boosted blowjob

He'd be perfect if his shield was indestructible and reflected damage, and his zapper did 5% more damage.

Because rather than instituting a single pick rule early on they decided to do a wide nerf with the mindset of it staying a pick what you want balance scenario.

Blame Games workshops being cunts for that one, they hired blizzard to make a fantasy game and then fucked them over, so blizz made warcraft

Isn't they head guy the one that keeps beating the "keep it out from Harambe" meme to death to the point he said it at the awards ceremony last year?

>Why does Blizzard hate DVa?

FTFY

>Bastion in every match now
>He think Winston can survive 10 seconds with Bastion around

>le gamer grill

Because Blizzard hates brazil

>Reinhardt
>Dva
>Roadhog
All these tanks have huge health pools and good mobility exc. Road as well these heroes can one shot half the heroes in the game.

>barrier projects into fucking space
>can project through enemies to completely null anything they do

d.va is broken with this shield, they wanted to fix it to be able to block close range dps and they ended up breaking it a lot more than they fixed it

what do I do as mercy against winston?
he just jumps in and zaps me everytime

If they gave her weapon a ASMD-esque kind of gameplay I'd play her in a heartbeat forever

lets go shock rifle!

He is designed to get you, you have to rely on your team to get it or tanks to protect you, wich is hard because his zapping can't be reflected or blocked by D.va

Kill yourselves d.va faggots. Your waifu went from okay to good to godly to good again.

Winston went from rape ape to trash bin and that happened in Season 1 and he's remained trash ever since.

I think anyone with a brain does. Shit's completely overdone.

I would assume you fly to a teammate or pull out your pistol and shoot him in the head.

If you can't do any of that, either your team is out of position or you are.

His shield needs to not suck dick and maybe MAYBE make his knockback when he lands on someone better. Winston's job is to disrupt enemy formations but he can't do it because as soon as he jumps in he gets instagibbed.

her secondary fire should charge a lot quicker and not move at such a glacial space. like samus' charge shot in SSBM.