What have video games taught you?

What have video games taught you?

how to avoid responsibility

how to zone out when mommy and daddy are fighting

That fighting animals is ok as long as it's pokemon.

I want sex.

video -what?

That violence is the answer to everything.

2D women are superior

Keine is not for shitposting

i'll give you succ

You can kill everything and still have a good reputation.

That I hate video games.

English.

people are stupid

Unreal taught me to appreciate nature.
>tfw Earth's ecosystem will always be shit compared to Na Pali's

That japan has a real sexist probl3m that needs to be fixed ASAP it's very problematic

Most of my geography knowledge comes from strategy games. It's a little outdated, though.

That I never shoud of come here.

That time is fleeting

>shoud of
US is not you're native languag, eh?

mmos taught me how to type at 100+ wpm

fps and moba games gave me better reflexes

jrpgs taught me better vocabulary

Literally nothing.

this actually

Mostly random trivia
Also happines

that every video game fanbase is half parts terrible and amazing with no in between

A Single Action Army only holds six shots

and also other gun stuff I guess. Self defense is highly illegal in my cucked country, so I know more about guns than most people here probably do.

Marketing is everything and popular things tend to be bad more often than not.

they taught me to appreciate women in stockings and garters

>A Single Action Army only holds six shots
And if you have two, that's more than enough to kill anything that moves.

I am gay.

WHAT I LEARNED IN VIDEO GAMES IS

COME ON user, ONLY 3 WORDS MORE!

white men are evil

bad things happen to good people
and good things happen to bad people

its good to be bad

That I'm a lazy piece of shit that would rather waste time on something that gives easy gratification than actually doing something worthwhile and meaningful.

Age of Empires taught me some history though.

>captcha: paradise madu

That I want to be a 2hu

Seija is not a titty monster.

I want to be inside a 2hu

They were a slippery slope.

From getting into weeb games,to watching anime, to spending most of my nights alone in my room browsing sad-panda, masturbating to fetishes every time more niché and perverted, while slowly lowering the minimum rating in the advanced search bar, looking less for high quality and more for higher degeneracy.

I can't be the only one

Are you a cute girl?

no

I would probably still let you suck my dick. Where are you located?

you first

I want to fuck AMERICA

Peace Walker taught me about the importance of nuclear deterrence and how it was the reason the Cold war exist. They didn't teach this in high school history for some fucking reason

Basic reading comprehension.

cum on user

-How to talk to girls (Zidane, FF9)
-The basics of how to fight (Street Fighter, it's good for at least knowing what a good jab and straight should look like)
-How to not talk to girls (Squall, FF8)
-Random military stuff and basic first aid (Metalg Gear Solid)
-Pattern recognition (Mega Man 1)
-Sometimes you just gotta be a dick to get your point across and have your way (Renegade actions, Mass Effect 2)
-Bitches ain't shit (Mario)

Video games have taught me quite a bit actually

That hits too close to home.

You can kill demons with implied violence.

Thanks, Doom.

Not to be loose with my money.

bump

Save the girl though, because the man already figured out how to save himself.

Youtube video of your first hadoken when?

A-Are you me, a-user?