THEN I SAW HER FACE

THEN I SAW HER FACE.

SOMEBODY

>there will be an option to romance this fucking turd
>faggots on here are even CONSIDERING buying this piece of shit after ME3

NOW I'M A BELIEVER.

ONCE

SWAMP

do they not have baths and facial creams in the future?

I'M ON MY WAY

She is very beautiful

TOLD ME

THE

Asari are like onions

POO BEE
PEE BOO

world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

JUST

bethesda shills are trying real hard with this one

stay butthurt

Those who have never seen Peebee can scarcely imagine the strange horror of her appearance. The thick puffy cheeks, the presence of eyebrows on an Asari, the pointed lantern chin beneath the thick lower lip, the incessant smirking of this mouth, the Gorgon headcrest, the tumultuous movements thanks to low-budget animations, the sagging throat wrinkles - above all, the extraordinary shining intensity of the eyes - are at once vital, intense, inhuman, crippled, and monstrous. There is something fungoid in the oily blue skin, something in the clumsy animations unspeakably nasty. Even at this first encounter, this first glimpse, I am overcome by disgust and dread.

IS

so how is europe mr. bogg howard

can't you alt-right pissbabies accept that women are not all beautiful models and feel bad when they see pretty girls?

ᵍᵒᶰᶰᵃ

>Cool! You handle the reapers, I'll handle the stairs

I'ma still fuck her. PeeBee, my Mass Effect 4 Waifu

me too

NOW I CANCELED MY PRE-ORDER

Are they doing this on purpose?

I like to think so. I imagine they're lurking every ME thread here and laughing their asses off. Manveer most of all. You fags shouldn't lighten up.

Is that supposed to be a woman?
Because holy fucking shit that literally looks my uncle with face paint.

Once upon a time there was a lovely asari.
But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing krogan.
Many brave captains had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed.
She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
{Laughing}
Like that's ever gonna happen.
{Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes}
What a load of -
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>You go that way!
>I'll go home!

top tier body horror