Which terraria girl would you hold hands with

which terraria girl would you hold hands with

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All of them

Except the nurse, fuck that bitch

>Except the nurse, fuck that bitch

Don't mind if I do.

Pinkie Pie

Alright, which one has a dick? Spill it.

Whichever one has a dick.

server when?

I want to fuck Party Girl!

holy shit you made people think it would be something like sex but then you said hold hands instead lmfao

Nurse is a confirmed slut.
Dryad fucked the Tax Collector
Mechanic wants the Goblin Dick
Steampunker wants the Cyborg Metal Dick
Stylist seems nice, but she is friend of the Nurse, so maybe she is another slut.
The only option left is the Party Girl, who is based on MLP.

Someone please do benis before thread dies. I would but im mid game at the moment.

benis

>Dryad fucked the Tax Collector
don't implement your scrooge mcduck fetishes on my waifu, faggot

benis edit*

Whichever one has a vagina.

>imagine walking into Party Girl's room and seeing her bent over the table, her big white ass covered in cake frosting, and her groin area covered in whipped cream with a "come get me Tiger" expression on her face, her bulbous breasts laying on two shoo fly pies, streamers hanging off her toes.

>The Tax Collector's quote when the Dryad is present implies that the pair had sexual intercourse in exchange for not paying taxes - hence the "fungus growing in strange places."

stylist

>NPC female sprites aren't TOO bad
>meanwhile, actual female sprites

Guess she gave him the mushroom.

Which Terraria girl would you WHERE'S THE FUCKING SERVER?

I don't know, WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING MAKE ONE?

Probably the Mechanic, assuming she also likes me.

>missed the first server last week
>host promised to make another one because hunger for more terraria
>no fucking server
and it seemed like a good host too, fuck

Can I join servers with pirate version?

yes

I want to play multiplayer, but my characters are shit. I'd be too worthless to contribute.

You'd better not, you dirty fucking porch monkey.

The best time to play multiplayer is with a fresh character. You'd just have to get gud

I haven't made it to hard mode yet, I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.

Nice, what version are you playing?
I'm a collage student please be gentle.

You have posted the Jazz Cat of Peace.

Good advice will come to you, but only if you reply with "Stay Cool Jazz Cat."

Well a dude who basically kills god-like monsters for fun and essentially built the village you're living in by hand and is fully capable of setting up complex murder mechanisms is way cooler than a short green guy who can only do mechanic stuff.

Aye, but can he Farglenoogin like a Goblin?

Dryad. Made her a gold house with gold stuff until my file got corrupted

mechanic is my waifu

everyone else looks like a slut that fucks the guide behind your back

...

The Terraria main character is honestly pretty fucking cool.

The dude would wreck shit if placed in almost any other game, barring shit like Asura's Wrath.

>you will never see a server hosted in your lifetime

I've hosted server few times for my friends. I can host something on thorium mod later.

I hope it will work.

>Started playing the game and love it.
>Shit at it and can't build for shit.
>Still having fun because it's a great game.
>Beat the wall of flesh.
>Hard mode is raping me but I continue because I like it.
>Pirate invasion happens for the first time and everyone, including my Dryad waifu, is fucking killed while I watch hopelessly.
>Every time I try to fight back I get smacked back down and can do nothing but kill a few before dying while they slowly kill everyone that I know and love.
>This continues for the duration of the invasion as I'm forced to watch.

I haven't played in a while because of that, but I think I'll start playing again. There is no happiness left in my heart, only hatred for pirates.

I'll continue purely to spite them. I'll kill them.

I'll kill them all.

What version do you cunt host?

user, don't become worse than the monsters who inhabit that land. Please, hold on to your humanity.

lol what r u fuckin gay

the dryad is cute

I'm not stopping.

>mfw preparing to do a modded Terraria run with spirit/thorium/calamity/tremor

I don't care if it gets bloated, I'm gonna go head first and see where it gets me.

Here's what's going to happen
You're not going to notice any spirit content past the two first bosses
Your NPCs are going to be fucking broken
The game will run like shit
spaghetti

what are some good mods then? I've played this game in all possible ways

>mfw a friend and I haven't played in months due to being ass raped by Expert Plantera too many times.

We got so close so many times, we even took a break to build neat shit just to chill from the constant failure.

Server when?

There are none, less is more in this case.

I guess, terraria is p good already
casuals
all menacing, big space in jungle and death sickle

I wanna hold hands with a lihzahrd

>You're not going to notice any spirit content past the two first bosses
Why is that?

>your NPCs are going to be broken
How so?

>the game will run like shit
I'm not running it on a toaster.

>Why is that?
Because it's undocumented and really in the vibe of "you have to explore and experiment a lot", while everything is else is mostly straightforward.
>How so?
Attacks don't work
>I'm not running it on a toaster.
>implying that matters

wtf I love the nurse now

How can Terraria go from to comfy as fuck to unstoppable despair on a whim?

They are all shit.

>Because it's undocumented and really in the vibe of "you have to explore and experiment a lot", while everything is else is mostly straightforward.
Which mod in particular causes this?

>implying that matters
even on a laptop I get extremely stable performance with modded Terraria. I don't see how a few more mods are gonna destroy the whole game.

Though I am open to suggestions on what you think would be a good pack of mods to try together, and which to avoid.

>play terraria with my friend
>he just rushes through the game without any effort and tosses me the loot

did someone say shit performance
bluemagic is aware of the issue and he's going to check it after I annoyed him about it for hours

Your friend is literally me with my brothers.

>he actually got him to look into it
the absolute madman

I'm new to the modding scene kinda. Do these mods even work together?

So I haven't played Terraria since the update that added floating islands. What am in for?

My little brother is you, except okay with it.

I'm stumbling around in the dark while his friends who've played before drop him end game loot and breeze through everything, and then he goes and tries to give me advice about how to play without having done anything for himself.

Terraria is shit but I like the naked one

Stylist is literally the only choice

this is why I don't play any of this shit with my brother.

no matter what we play, if there's gathering and progress like Terraria involved, he's gonna do shit so fast, I don't do shit and get all the good stuff. Shit is boring.
>b-but git gud
I'm not autistic enough to become efficient at these games

Expert mode, absolutely no building arenas. Do it.

>mfw the new update

I always thought the wall of Flesh should've had another form. But "Wall of Armageddon" sounds kinda cheesy for a boss.

Stylist > Steampunker > Mechanic > Dryad > Nurse > Party Girl

What the fuck are you talking about?

Kek, a lot
really

having never played this, I gotta go with the one with the headphones. She looks pretty chill

i kinda did, but expert normal skeletron aint possible without it or is it?

I want to hug Steampunk girl!

The only way is down

>Go out and have insane battles that approach anime levels of "HOLY SHIT" against unknowable abominations.
>Return to the town you built and everyone treats you like a literally who while mooching off you for shelter and protection.

...

terraria is as real as it gets

I love that, but honestly it feels pretty shitty sometimes.

So yeah, pretty fucking real.

I just wish they'd fucking appreciate me.

>kill the king of all slimes
>slay Cthulhu's Eye
>fuck up his Brain or a colossal worm originating from the ever-growing impurity
>kill a giant skeleton who rules over the even larger, sprawling dungeon
>defeat a colossal mass of ungodly flesh in the depths of hell itself, awakening the spirits of light and dark and completely changing the world as we know it
>defeat mechanical reconstructions of Cthulhu's Eye, the worm and skeleton that are even deadlier than the originals thanks to modern technology
>kill a big ol' fucking plant that possesses enough power that its mere existence seals an ancient temple and various keys that are linked to the dungeon
>smash the guardian/god of the aforementioned ancient temple to pieces
>take down an infamous overgrown sea monster
>effectively ruin both Halloween and Christmas for everyone else
>interrupt some cultists worshiping a literal Moon God and as a last ditch effort the head of the cult calls upon otherworldly pillars that serve as beacons for hostile lifeforms and seals to the Moon God
>destroy the pillars and the entire world goes mute in fear of what you've just done
>somehow manage to kill the Moon God, Cthulhu's Brother, as the world breathes a sigh of relief and resumes as per usual
>The Guide is still giving you basic bitch advice and everyone else in general is just an asshole

Now that you typed, itd be nice if they at least said some offhand comments. Stuff like, "looking good godslayer, here, check my wares".

WHERE'S THE SERVER
SOMEONE
ANYONE

IS THAT YOUR LAST WISH

The Terraria MC is fucking Doomguy levels of "If he was in X he would destroy everything."

you forgot to mention how Terrariaguy kills some of these bosses just to bang chunks of them together and create weapons to kill them with again

Had the same situation a few years ago, but with goblins. Pic fucking related.

Do it.

> Oh what's that? You just fought of the entire blood moon to protect me? Oh that's nice, thanks. I wonder what my Goblin husbando is doing.

Sig Hail!

>dat nurse

hnngh would cum on her feet

>sprites are brown
>draw them White

I lost my first guide to the Goblins. I thought that would be the last of it, but no. Far later the pirates decided to attack.

They decided to sow the seeds of a coming apocalypse.

Stylist > Nurse > Dryad > Party > Mechanic > Steampunk

Prove me wrong

>lose an npc for the first time
>get bitter cause I won't have that npc anymore
>his clone moves in next morning

Mechanic.

Yes! Death to the pirates!

Witch Doctor