If pokemon existed, and you only had 1 masterball, which pokemon would you save it for?

If pokemon existed, and you only had 1 masterball, which pokemon would you save it for?

Are standard Pokeballs obtainable?
Can I get some styling Premier and Luxury Balls?

joost

I'd sell that shit for a few kajillions and not live in poverty

no, you only have 1 masterball, and cant buy any other type of ball

But I want a Digimon.

why does the girl in the picture have brown legs?

I would auction it off to the highest bidder.

Torkoal
Also that girl has nice toes and pretty polish :)

digimon have ugly designs tho

Either this or catch a legendary

It depends, I'd try figuring out what pokemon can make me get lots of money.

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>spend all the time and money you have reverse engenering it
>make 2 or 3 and sell them for millions
>make a a couple for your self that actualy works on trainers
>capture bitches

Catch legendary. Sell it to highest bidder. Buy Joost.

beldum.

>1000 + 1000 + 10 + 7
>not choosing beldum

You're an idiot if you don't say Jirachi, you can wish for anything.

Ditto.

Ratata.

Aggron

Zorua

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Gardevoir so i can fuck it

Lugia

I'm not big into the pokemon "lore". Why is there only 1 masterball?

They're really expensive to make

Ditto.
I could have it turn into anyone and then fuck 'em

Only right answer.

Meowth
have it spam Payday, get rich and buy w/e the fuck i want

Polygon2, so I can automate my shitposting, and have a superior digital assistant than whatever Google and Apple and all will be offering for the rest of my lifetime.

I'd go full Team Rocket and poach them, sell them to the highest bidder.

Probably a legendary or just turn a famous celebrity into a sex slave.

I want to get inside her vag and rub my cock in her walls while she floods her love tunnel with cum

And is there no need for them? Things are expensive, among other things, when you can't scale costs. It would seem that a pokeball that can catch anything would be something everyone would want lots of.

Don't dittos only turn into other pokém... oh.

It's not one of a kind, just one per game, barring winning the lottery.
It's just really expensive to make.

No.in the anime it was able to turn into humans.

Been wearing sandals all summer probably.

I'd never use it and just buy a pre-captured ralts from Walmart. Would probably sell it years later when it's worth millions to collectors.

Nah it sounds more like they don't want to ruin the market for the other balls.
If you can produce a pokeball for 50 or less pokeyen, why bother making masters that make catching them with a 100% rate?
For example, I spent like 90 on these bad boys.

Fucking normies, get a ditto and copy ALL the pokemon.

Vanilluxe. Because I'm shortsighted and could go for some desert right now. Alternatively, an Aloha Vulpix, to cuddle to sleep with during the hot humid summer.

A tough Pokemon... like Fearow, or Tentacruel!

Spends time outdoors or shadow.

But most things can be caught with the next tier down.
You have the Ultraball that costs, let's say $20 each. It'll catch weak stuff 70-90% of the time, and stronger stuff more like 10-20% at best.
Then there's the Masterball that costs a few thousand, but is a 100%. You save it for special occasions, like Mewtwo.

Then there's the Beast Balls that are designed for a particular kind of pokemon, with an 80% catch rate for them, and a .001% on everything else.

It's a shadow

mewtwo because he actually has a decent backstory and is an interesting character

If I can only have one pokemon it's gotta be my bro Mawile.

I'd capture a squirtle and use it as a bidet in my bathroom.

>using the M for Mewtwo ball on anything else
It's the rules

Eevee

sylveon
effeminate males are the best people to be around, I've found

>make a a couple for your self that actualy works on trainers

I always thought in-universe it was just the trainer swatting that shit away and telling you to fuck off with that shit.

Arceus because he literally created the universe, that's pretty cool I guess.

What do you evolve it into then?

>tfw sylveon and glaceon are two of my favorite eeveelutions
>tfw everyone thinks you're a pokefucker because of it
>tfw just think they're cute

Jolteon still the best though

Masterballs are nothing more than a low risk high reward investment. No one is ever going to use them. They will probably never, ever remake them outside of extremely rare twice in a lifetime "100th anniversary" type events and even then the supply would be unbelievably limited. Everyone is going to talk about them and know about them, which drives collectors to desire them more and more. In a decade or two they'd be worth millions because
A) It's still an investment that will likely continue to climb which means there's high demand for investors
B) It's an extremely rare collector's item with ideal conditions so there's high demand for colletors
C) Due to the item never being manufactured again, a finite supply means that over time the supply is bound to dry up even more, further increasing the item's value and rarity

Just hold on to your masterball for 20 years, then retire early in your mansion with your female pokemon harem

a pikachu

Joost

that's a nice dress

until someone steals it from you

phox

Mewtwo

>shit natures

what's the point?

Would you fuck your caught pokemon?

I don't care about rnging to get ok natures, faggot.

Abra. I'm not doing competitive battling and Alalakazam is broken for most main stories in the Pokemon games.

I'd save it in case a wild Pokemon tried to maul me or somebody I love.

You guys wouldn't become trainers and make your buddies battle would you? I'd just keep a Charmander and never evolve it. I'd smoke pot with it and train it to blow crazy smoke rings.

Wo-Mon, so ronry.

BULBASAUR

Assuming we could evolve them. I'd love a Venusaur.

The one with the biggest tits.

>he used his master ball
how you can auto detect a scrub

I wouldn't really plan on battling but if TATAKAE follows everywhere it goes then they'll learn to handle it.

Younger me would have gone for a Haunter, since he's the coolest.

Nowadays, though, I'd probably go for the most fuckable one, to violently rape and enslave.

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any small japanese woman

which one would that be
slaking?

The worst ones are the faggots who used it on mewtwo. Master ball is ugly as fuck. You should use a cool ball to catch mewtwo, like a premier ball.

actually kind of cute, i'd consider patting her head and that's high praise for 3d

Dammit where the hell are all these chicks hiding?

Holy fuck dude, are you me? Was gonna say this.

Back in my day all Pokéballs looked the same on my Game Boy.

>Haunter
>space pirate sara
based

quick google search tells me the pokemon with the most weight is some gen 7 legendary with a fat butt and a twig otherwise (so no tiddies), tied with a mass of black matter, and then after that is groudon. So probably him

solid taste, but the question is: what's the most fuckable one?

Premier balls are just a dumb gag.

does jynx have genitals?

I would want a haunter but I think dragonair is a better choice

Its female and gives birth to a baby pokemon.

gardevoir is the best if you want something vaugely human
glaceon is probably the best if you're a furfag

>premier ball.
Dusk Ball Shiny Mewtwo, since I don't think Friend Ball is legal.

Am I guaranteed to encounter the Pokemon I save it for?

Then Dialga. Then I use Dialga to jump through time and steal Master Balls from other people given one and go around catching Legendary Pokemon.

>glaceon is probably the best if you're a furfag
Not even close.

Meowth

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